A skit about children performed by adults. Short children's skits. Sketch for a school anniversary: ​​funny and not very long

Try this easy-to-perform skit - it is usually a lot of fun for young viewers.

3 participants: mother, son and robot. Starting position: the robot stands with its arms wide apart, mother and son are on the sides of the robot, slightly in front of it (so that the robot’s palms are not far from their heads).

Son (pointing to the robot): Oh, who is this?

Mom: It's a robot. He knows how to distinguish whether a person is telling the truth or deceiving. For example, tell me, what grades did you get at school today?

Son: Five!

Boom! (the robot pretends to slap its son on the head).

Mom: So you told a lie. So what did you actually get?

Son: Four.

Boom! (the robot slaps his son on the head again)

Mom: Not true again. What did you get?

Son: Well, three...

Boom! (again a slap on the head).

Mom: Tell the truth! What did they give you?

Son (sighing): two.

The robot strokes his son's head.

Mom: Oh, you! And at your age I studied straight A’s and never lied to my parents!

Boom! Boom! (now mom is getting two slaps on the head!)

Good reasons

Funny school scene.

Characters: teacher, student - Ilya Arkhipov and student - Anechka Beletskaya. Students distribute their remarks at their own discretion, for example, answering the teacher in turn.

The teacher enters:

- Hello, guys! Thank you for coming...Why are there so few of you today?

He opens the magazine and begins the roll call:

- Arkhipov?..

- Here…

— Hello, Ilya, good to see you. Belyakov?..

- What are you talking about, Alevtina Ivanovna! Only the second lesson! He comes to the third!

- Ah! Yes, yes...

- Golubev?..

- Golubev studies at the institute on Tuesdays, in the commercial one, in his third year...

- Beletskaya?.. Anya! Are you here?

- Yes, but only after this lesson I’m leaving - we’re flying to Turkey today.

- Okay, okay...

— Kvitantsev?

— He can’t come, his car has broken down.

- But he lives in the next house?

- He’s stressed... He’s worried...

- Malinin?..

— Malinin has an exemption from exams. Why does he need to go to school?

- Parkhomenko?..

— Parkhomenko’s leg hurt, and Sergeev, Khorev and Frolova went to see the doctor to see him off...

- Yakovlev?..

- Still sleeping. He came yesterday!

- Well, okay - it turns out that everyone good reasons. Let's write down the topic of the lesson...

Then the bell rings and all the students run out of the classroom.

The teacher speaks to the audience:

- I didn’t have enough time today...

Small scenes for 1 person will be useful for a birthday or anniversary. The guest or one of the relatives dresses up in a comic costume and performs alone. 6 skits are designed in such a way as to use a minimum number of people in a congratulation. If there are few guests, or many shy ones.

The scene is convenient for a single actor. The suit is a large dial with arrows made of cardboard, attached to the protruding stomach using an elastic band or ties. Suitable for congratulating women.

Watch: We are an ancient clock, we have come to celebrate the anniversary.
So that you can make a wish, it’s a pity you can’t turn back time.
I remember everything, your first cry, how they crawled, sucked the pacifier, and said the first word, and you stood with your feet on the floor.
Your first step, then others, like kindergarten, school you went to.
How you were friends and loved, how your legs carried you to work.
I remember everything, your every day and hour, all your good deeds and all your actions, believe me, I’m proud of you, I’m not ashamed of you, not for a single minute!
And I believe, you won’t let me down any further, I will watch for a long time how you will tinker with your grandchildren, water flowers in the garden, meet friends, love, bloom, dream!
As a reward, I will allow you to become younger again and turn the arrows back!
I invite you to set the clock and bloom again like a rose!

Everyone applauds.

Watch: Well, she’s so good, she’s 10 years younger, and she’s full of strength and vigor again, but it’s time for me to go. Please don’t accompany me, I’m leaving, it’s time to run...

2. Rejuvenating apple tree (scene for a woman)

1 person comes on stage. A woman in a green robe decorated with apples can be made from cardboard. One apple - a beautiful, real one, attach it by the stem to the dress more firmly in the chest area.

Apple: I came to you from a fairy tale and brought you apples. My fruits are not simple, but secret. Whoever dares to taste them will immediately become younger again!

I don’t mind fruits for you, eat some fruit, birthday girl!
Eat and rejuvenate, don’t choke on the sunflower seeds!

/The hero of the day picks an apple and takes a bite/

Yablonka: you lightened me, I carried a heavy load. And in ten years, I will come into the world again. I will rejuvenate you again, I will bring beauty to you!

The hero of the day is a sight for sore eyes, surprising all the guests!

3. Winnie the Pooh on a man’s anniversary (mini-congratulations with gifts)

Vinny's skit is designed for one participant. Let's congratulate the man.

Winnie the Pooh comes in with a basket of gifts.

Vinnie: If I'm scratching my head, it doesn't matter,
I always remember your birthday!
There's something in my basket...
Not kittens, not sawdust,
Or maybe stretchers, bridesmaids, bottles? ...
I will still give you gifts!

Vinnie:/looks at the table/ Oh, what a table! So many different yummy things! I wish I could feast on it.../looks up dreamily and strokes his tummy/ And then looks inquiringly at the host of the holiday.

The hero of the day offers Vinnie a treat.

Vinnie: Thank you for the invitation, I probably won’t refuse! But first, I will give gifts from me and my friends.

From me to you personally - honey! Took it away from the bees. I fell painfully and suffered, and I hit a lot of bumps. The bees bit me badly and promised to take revenge on me. I ran away from them, barely alive... Like a high-speed train!

/gives a jar of honey/

My friend Piglet
Brought the ball from the house.
I asked you to personally convey,
I won't upset my friend.
/hands over a balloon/
An owl sends greetings to you,
He gives you a cord for making a call!

/gives something long as a gift, for example, a phone charger, a belt, or a tie/

Winnie the Pooh: Now it's time for me to sit down, I can't wait to eat!

4. Comic scene: Pioneer at a man’s birthday

The scene is easy to do alone. A friend or girlfriend of the person being congratulated dresses up as a pioneer. He comes out to the guests, wearing a red tie, a white shirt, a cap, the pioneer picks his nose and says with a lisp:

Pioneer: I am a pioneer, I celebrated my anniversary, my team sent you a message.

I am very proud of the famous banner and on the festive day of the anniversary I swear:

“I’m ready for heroic deeds if he pleases me!”
- Whether in the water or in the heat, I’m not afraid of anything!
– You’re a cool kid, it’s your anniversary, long time ago!
– I dream of becoming like this when I grow up!
- I swear, our friendship is forever riveted!
- I will never spoil you, my friend!

Pioneer: I'll leave you far from us. Big and classy, ​​share: TOILET!

/The gift can be different, but in rhyme, for example: stock, order, diamond, pineapple, mattress, compass, rug, double bass, etc./

Pioneer: I was a pionel, I plimel to the children, I wanted to run to the floor, I wanted to pee-pee...

/Runs away, mincing.../

5. Masha from the cartoon “Masha and the Bear”

One woman in a pink scarf and a bright dress congratulates the birthday girl on her anniversary, for example 55 years, with a sketch.

Mashenka: I came to your party, but without an invitation. I love sweets, sweets and jam so much. Yes, yes, will there be a cake? C'mon, my rose! I'll make a wish and blow out the candles! And give the tidbit to the child! Otherwise I’ll burst into tears and very, very loudly!

Why is it quiet here? Let's play! Let's jump, run, throw away the plates!

After all, this is for luck! Don't worry, just be kids and have fun!

/addresses the hero of the day/

I believe that at heart, you are still a girl, and you love gifts, perhaps you have a sweet tooth?

I also brought you something today, I’m tearing it from my heart, apparently it’s fate...

/takes out a gift from her purse - a mug with a picture of Mashenka, but with the face of a participant in the scene/

I’m giving a mug as a souvenir so that they will remember their girlfriend and invite them to visit and treat them deliciously!

Greetings to you from Mishka, from Bunny and from Wolf, they couldn’t come, let them take a break from the child there!

It’s beautiful here, I’ll probably stay. And I’ll live with you for 5 years, which isn’t long.

Well, now feed the baby! Give me all the delicious things!

/scene ends/

6. Congratulations to a man on his birthday from a foreigner - Zhdun

A man (man) in a Zhdun mask congratulates the hero of the day. Zhdun is a patient fantasy character originally from Holland.

Zhdun: I’m waiting to come to you for your anniversary,
I'm tired of waiting, looking for my queen.
See in the photo on Odnoklassniki -
And amazing! Oh my God, what a girl!
I am patient and phlegmatic
And very cute too!
A romantic and a poet at heart,
I'll tell you one secret:
I've been dreaming about a muse for a long time,
And finally find her!
Oh birthday girl, my light,
There is no more beautiful person in the world than you.
I'm flying from Holland to Russia,
To see you and die!
I saw that you are better in life,
Than in the picture!
My beautiful blonde!
Ask to accept my gifts:
These are these cute flowers.
I'll grow them myself in the garden,
To surprise your dream.
/hands flowers/
Well, now it's time to fly,
A plane is waiting for Holland...

We have other sketches for one: , and others.

In the fall, children go to school, and the main task of adults is to get them ready to study after the summer holidays. No need to read standard speeches! Approach the meeting of children with imagination and humor, show that this year a lot of interesting things await them, and not just lessons. Best option entertainment - children's sketches about school: funny situations from student life are close to children of all ages, interesting to parents and teachers. The main thing is not to drag out the performance - children's attention is more likely to be attracted by a quick change of scenery and characters than by a long performance. Funny short skits for children will help you out in any situation: at the first of September assembly, at the Christmas tree, and at the cool “light”.

School skit “Eureka!”

Feel free to involve adults in the skits. If a child plays a miniature teacher, and the student Petya is a real teacher, it will be even more fun!

Scenario:

U: Well, Petya, answer. Who is Archimedes?

P, thoughtfully looking for the correct answer on the ceiling: Well, this... what's his name... ancient scientist. He's still "Eureka!" screamed in the bathroom.

U: So. And what is this “Eureka!”?

P looks at the audience, trying to get a hint from them. Answers hesitantly: I think it means "found".

Uh, nodding with satisfaction: So what did he find, Petya?

P, scratching the back of his head: In the bathroom? Probably soap!

School skit “Paris - the capital of Italy”

A boy and a girl are sitting at a desk:

D: Van, imagine if you met old man Hottabych, or something like that goldfish... What would you ask for?

M, dreamily: I want Paris to become the capital of Italy!

D, surprised: Oh, why?!

M: And that’s what I answered yesterday in geography. Imagine how surprised the teacher would be...

Correct answer

IN short scene For children, 2 characters take part: the arithmetic teacher and the student Petrov. The characters act out a short scene:

U: Petrov, answer: four divided by two - how much is it?

P: What should we divide, Ivan Ivanovich?

U: Well, share, for example, apples.

P: Apples? And between whom and whom?

U: Let's say between you and Vasechkin.

P: Three - for me, Vasechkin - one!

U: Why is this?

P: Because, Ivan Ivanovich, Vasechkin owes me one apple.

U: Hmm...Doesn't he, by any chance, owe you carrots?

P: No, no carrots.

U: Amazing. Then share. How much will it be: four carrots divided by two?

P: Four! And let Vasechkin take everything.

U: How is this “four”? Why?

P: Yes, I don’t like carrots, Ivan Ivanovich.

U: Missed it again!

P: So how much is correct?

U: And I’ll put the correct answer in your diary now, Petrov!

Such a creative approach to school life will bring a festive mood, reveal the child’s talents and inspire him to new knowledge and victories. Come up with scenes and scenery together, engage your child in the preparation process, create a creative atmosphere, and academic year It will be easy, interesting and exciting.

Developing artistry in children is one of the great ways to identify their creativity and determine the direction in which it is best to develop their creative potential. Does your child like to copy the behavior of acquaintances and friends? Staging entire performances in the courtyard, attracting numerous spectators? Does he often hum or gesticulate?

Small theatrical performances, including short and funny children's skits, can be organized even at home. And if someone’s birthday is coming up, then mini-skits will be great entertainment for everyone who comes to congratulate the birthday person.

Mini performances for children

Usually children are happy to join the game, they like to transform themselves, copying adults, they accurately notice various nuances in the behavior and habits of people they know. When choosing scenarios for a children's party, you need to pay attention to the following points:

• The younger the age of the participants, the shorter and simpler the skits should be.
• It is advisable to diversify the repertoire as much as possible: choose not only parodies that are offered for children of any age, but also riddle scenes and quizzes.
• If possible, conduct one or two rehearsals before the start of the performance, tell your child how best to imagine the character he will play.
• If possible, try to use attributes that will make the production more colorful - costumes for the actors, scenery, items necessary during the action. Children can and should be involved in making decorations - this will also give them a lot of pleasure.

Scenes from everyday life

Children enjoy participating in performances that show funny incidents from their daily lives. Here are the simplest and shortest of these scenes.

How many legs?

This scene requires two actors: a boy and a girl. Its plot is quite simple, so it can be successfully played in front of children 4-6 years old.

A mother (girl) came to pick up her baby (boy) from kindergarten. She is in a hurry, so she sits him on a chair and begins to quickly dress him.

He takes the shoe in his hands and says:

- Raise your leg, son.

The boy obediently raises his right leg. Then mom says:

- No, give me another one.

The son raises his left leg. Mom, looking at the shoe, understands that the right foot was needed after all, but automatically repeats:

- No, son, give me the other leg.

Then the boy indignantly says: “Mom, but that’s all! I’m out of legs, I don’t have any others!”

This scene is good not only because of its funny plot. When it is over, you can discuss with the children why the mother could not explain to her son what kind of leg she needed. What would be the best way to structure a conversation so that everyone understands each other the first time?

Whose pants?

This skit will involve two actors - an older girl (teacher) and a younger girl (teacher) kindergarten). The age difference is not a necessary condition for young actresses; you can simply choose a girl who is taller and smaller.

However, it is important to pay attention to the nuances associated with the characteristics of the roles of young performers, because this will make their performance more believable and memorable!

Kindergarten. Children dress up for a walk. The teacher helps the little slow girl Katya get dressed. Katya tries to put on trousers, but she fails. The teacher begins to help her. When the trousers are put on together, Katya suddenly says:

- These are not my trousers...

The teacher, having expressed her indignation as much as possible, begins to pull the baby’s pants back off. This takes some time. After waiting for the teacher to finish undressing her, Katya decides to clarify:

– These are my sister’s trousers, Sveta, they are warm, and my mother always puts them on for me when it’s very cold, like today...

More skits and ideas

Additional scenes for small children's productions and sketches can be found in books on stagecraft. They contain not only the skits themselves for short productions, but also teach the intricacies of children's stagecraft, which will help motivate children, develop intelligence and memory, and open them up. creativity, will help the child develop competent speech, and teach him to express himself through creativity.

• The book will help you with this "Repertoire children's theater: sketches and miniatures" by Yuri Dunaev
• They can also help you organize a children's party. game books, creative competitions, theatrical performances - in the corresponding section of the online store "Labyrinth".

Scenes from the life of schoolchildren

Archimedes the Confused

Physics lesson. The careless student Kolya suffers near the blackboard. The teacher (an older boy or a heavier build) torments Kolya with questions:

- Kolya, tell us about Archimedes. Kolya squints and suffers; he clearly can tell a little about Archimedes:

- Well, it was such an ancient Greek...

Teacher, delighted:

- Is that so? And what did he become famous for?

Kolya, straining even more:

- Well... Once he was swimming in the bathtub... And how he screamed!

What will he scream, Kolya? – the teacher continues to ask leading questions.

"Eureka!" - Kolya says unexpectedly for himself and happily continues:

- It means “found!”

But the teacher does not give up and continues to torment Kolya with questions:

- Well, what did he find there, Nikolai, probably something interesting?

“Probably...” Colin’s enthusiasm disappears. He clearly doesn’t remember what exactly the famous ancient Greek found in his bathtub. Therefore, hesitantly, looking up at the teacher, he tries to find the correct answer:

– Maybe... a washcloth?

Necessary fire

Schoolboy Sasha was going to the store. On the way, he meets a labor teacher, Viktor Petrovich, who is in a hurry.

- Hello, Viktor Petrovich, where are you running, what happened? he asks.

“Oh, Petrov,” the teacher almost cries, “we have a fire, so I’m running, our office caught fire, can you imagine?

Schoolboy Sasha changes his mind about going to the store and runs after the teacher. Running up to the school, they stop and look at the smoke pouring out of the windows of the labor room.

“Here’s Petrov,” the teacher says upset, “now there will be no classes for probably a month.”

- What won't happen? – Sasha asks again.

“There will be no classes, Petrov, your stool will never be finished, your stool probably burned down,” Viktor Petrovich reports upset.

- Who burned? – Sasha insistently clarifies.

- Stool! Yours! - the teacher raises his voice irritably, - And the scoop, which you’ve been making for the second month! I don’t understand, Petrov, are you deaf or something?

“No, Viktor Petrovich, what are you talking about,” says Sasha, and adds more quietly:

“You talk, and I’ll listen, listen, listen...” and rolls his eyes dreamily.

Sketch games

These are a kind of funny mini-performances that are popular not only with children, but also with adults.

"Photo"

One of the variations of this skit game that children of any age enjoy playing.

Progress of the game:

Children are divided into two groups. One group will improvise, the other will guess. Actors from the first group must make a wish for something: an animal, a profession, a natural phenomenon, heroes of their favorite fairy tales, etc.

Having made a guess, the children begin to move, depicting the actions that are inherent in the characters they have guessed, and another group of participants observes and analyzes. At some point the presenter commands: “photo!” and all the actors from the first group freeze in the position they were in at the time of the command.

Participants in the second group must recognize the hidden characters. After that, they change roles with the members of the first group. The task can be complicated over time by asking the children to stage a performance, for example, on the theme of their favorite fairy tales.

Playing in entertaining mini-scenes is a great way of self-expression for children of any age. This type of creativity, like no other, stimulates the development of fantasy and imagination, gives a great mood and makes any children's party unforgettable.

Teacher, child development center specialist
Druzhinina Elena

Sketch “Emergency Class Meeting”

Characters

Teacher.

Kolya and Tanya are students who got into a fight.

Their classmates.

teacher b. Well, my dears, again we have an emergency of great proportions: Kolya and Tanya fought during recess, and I had to unhook them from each other, otherwise this fight would have ended tragically. How will we continue to live?

Student. Let's ask them this.

Teacher. Let's ask. (Pointing at Tanya and Kolya.) Please.

Tanya and Kolya come out, turning away from each other.

Student. Well, they look like a cat and a dog!

Tanya. You yourself are a cat...

Kolya. Not a cat, but a cat...

Student. They also call names!

Student. They just didn't have time to cool down. There's still steam coming out!

Student. Maybe I should throw some water on you?

Student. Or put it in the refrigerator?

Everyone laughs. Tanya and Kolya also begin to smile.

Teacher. Well, Kolya is already smiling, which means he has come to his senses. Kolya, please evaluate your own actions.

Kolya. What about me? Tanya was the first to start calling me names!

Teacher. Let's say. Well, who should have finished first? (Kolya silently lowers his head.) Who, guys?

Students. The one who is smarter.

Teacher. The elementary truth... But, apparently, there were no smart ones among you two, and unfortunately, there were no well-mannered ones either.

Students. Don’t worry, Lyudmila Vladimirovna, they will make peace. This isn't the first time.

Teacher. It is clear that this is not the first time. When will the last one be?

Students. That's just how their characters are.

Yes, as soon as a scythe finds a stone...

Well, just roosters!

Teacher. Still, I would like to hear something from them themselves. Come on, roosters, smile! Wider, wider!

Student. Tanya, show your teeth!

Teacher. You are neighbors, you walk home from school together. And you’re not behaving like a neighbor. Bad. Well, will you tell us something in your defense?

Tanya. We won't tell. (Winking at Kolya.)

Kolya. We will not say in our own defense, but we will sing. Only you will be the first to start, as always!

A song is performed to the tune of “Don’t tease the dogs, don’t chase the cats” (music by E. Ptichkin).

Tatiana sings.

If a fight suddenly breaks out in our class,

The instigator is me, the main bully.

Everyone scolds me, everyone gives me advice,

They will understand me in no way, they will not understand me in any way -

It's useless!

If in our class

Everyone was obedient

Then believe me, Nikolai,

Then believe me, Nikolai,

It would become very boring!

Nikolai sings.

If Tatyana sticks out her long tongue,

Then, naturally, I, I will not remain silent.

This squabble, friends, is embarrassing to listen to.

Shut your ears quickly!

Even though she's a girl

In general, not bad,

There is one drawback,

There is one drawback:

Very catchy.

They sing a duet.

Our leader keeps telling us:

It's time to grow up, take care of yourself,

But all the whirlwinds are raging in our heads,

There is no forecast yet as to how soon they will subside.

Let's grow up - and then

We will become smarter

And over your stupidity,

And over your stupidity

Let's laugh ourselves!

Teacher. Only the very good can laugh at themselves, good people. I hope the conflict is over.

Scenario "Birthday Day"

Characters

Anton is the birthday boy, his classmates.

A group of children in caps, with clown noses, and with gifts in their hands appears on the stage. They sing: “Happy birthday to you!” The hero of the occasion is dressed as a “star” (a cape strewn with stars, a headband decorated in the center), all attention is focused on him.

Children. And now we invite the hero of the occasion to the “magic chair”. (The birthday boy sits on a chair, the children surround him in a semicircle). Today Antoshka is our “star”. So, we forgot all the bad things, we say only good things.

Children. Anton is smart, erudite. He reads a lot, and therefore there is never a dull moment with him.

Birthday boy. I have five volumes of the encyclopedia at home. I read them all!

Children. Antoshka is the king of jokes. He knows a lot of jokes and jokes, it’s always fun to be with him. He knows how to lighten the mood.

Birthday boy. By the way, guys, here's a new joke. The frog princess jumps through the swamp, and there is a bitter arrow in her side. The oncoming frogs ask in horror: “Did they want to kill you, princess?” “You’ll say the same,” the princess waves her off and adds happily. “Vanyushka proposed to me!”

Children. Well, we say: you won’t get bored with him!

Girl. Anton, you are generous and responsive. Guys, he will take off his last shirt and give it to his friend. Anton, will you take it off?

Birthday boy. What, right now? (Begins to unbutton the buttons.)

Girl. Well, what are you, what are you! I put it figuratively.

I like the way Anton treats girls: he stands up for them, lets them go ahead, gives them outerwear. Like a knight! Anton, you are a real man!

Birthday boy. These are still flowers and berries ahead.

One of the children. I liked the way you danced at the disco, Anton.

Birthday boy. Yes, I can do even better!

One of the children. Anton has excellent artistic capabilities! When he played the Nightingale the Robber in the sketch, all the spectators choked with laughter. And when Cat Basilio played... (Laughs.)

Birthday boy. I understand what you mean. (Shows Cat Basilio bowing and how sciatica grabbed him.)

Children. Anton, you are so cute, you have such a cool hairstyle! And you yourself are so delicious, like a gingerbread!

Birthday boy. Well, I'm certainly not Tom Cruise. Although we undoubtedly have something in common. (He grabs both cheeks with his hands.) Oh, guys, it seems that I have a “star fever”!

Children. Isn't it contagious? How does it manifest itself?

Birthday boy. Dizziness.

Children. This comes from compliments.

Birthday boy. Heartbeat.

Children. This is from praise.

Birthday boy. It seems to me that I am growing, growing. (Stands on a chair.)

Children. He got a great star! It’s okay, now we’ll start giving gifts - it will come down from heaven to earth. (In unison.) Anton, ah!

The birthday boy comes to his senses and sits down on a chair.

Children line up and give gifts.

Children.

To have the appearance of a hairstyle,

There should be a comb in your pocket.

Inflate this balloon

Just don’t fly away yourself!

You will appreciate my modest gift later,

Looking at a photo album with my grandchildren.

And now our joint musical gift.

The dance "Gypsy" is performed. The birthday boy, unable to stand it, starts dancing.

Children. Now let's get to the main point. The gifts have been handed over - we'll pull the birthday boy's ears! (They surround him.)

Birthday boy. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! (He runs away, everyone runs after him.)

Sketch “On the meaning of the regime”

Characters

Lesha, Lenya, Andrey - students, their classmates.

The bell rings for class. Children stand near their desks. The teacher enters.

Teacher. Hello! Sit down. Today in class we will talk about the meaning of the regime. A regime is a clear daily routine. Proper implementation of the regime, alternating work and rest improves performance, teaches accuracy, disciplines a person, and strengthens his health.

Are you guys all doing the routine things?

Children. Yes!

Lyosha. And I even exceed it!

Teacher. Come on, come on, tell me...

Lyosha. Well, for example, according to the regime you need to eat four times a day, but I take eight. Or: walking in the fresh air is supposed to take three hours, but I walk for six.

Teacher. You, Lyosha, are a big joker. I hope this is just another joke of yours. Otherwise, in this situation, you may become a big lazy person.

Lyosha. I was joking, Elena Andreevna!

Teacher. Morning exercises, washing, rubbing with a wet towel help to recover from sleep and cheer up. Those who are used to the routine even wake up without an alarm clock and are never late for school. Anyone who does not go to bed at the same time is late. (Andrey yawns and apologizes.) If a out of breath student flies into the classroom after the bell rings...

There is a crash outside the door and Lyonya bursts into the classroom.

Lenya. Sorry, I'm late.

Teacher. This is what we see. Explain to us, Lenya, why are you always late? For example, just this week you were late on Tuesday, Thursday and today.

Lenya.

On Tuesday the bed let me down -

I couldn't wake up on time.

The day before yesterday I forgot my briefcase,

There was a banana in it -

I had to go back.

I figured out my mistakes,

I wanted to come on time today,

But I went too fast

And flew past the school.

V. Leikin

Teacher. Sit down, our misfortune. I advise you to work on your daily routine.

Andrey yawns loudly and apologizes.

Teacher. Let's continue the lesson. Now I will introduce you to auto-training. It is necessary in order to rest, switch from one thought to another, and relax. Sit back, close your eyes, try to imagine what I'm talking about.

"Morning. I open my eyes and stretch. The gentle rays of the spring sun make their way into my room. I get up, go to the window, part the curtains. A fabulous picture appears before me: the clear sky turns blue, tender young greenery pleases the eye. I feel the warmth of spring spreading throughout my entire body. My soul is calm and joyful, calm and joyful. Spring, spring is pouring into my body.”

Open your eyes.

Andrey(does not wake up, snores, screams in his sleep). Don't, please don't! Don't hit me anymore! I give up!

His desk neighbor pushes him and he wakes up.

Andrey(coming to his senses). Yesterday I went to bed at three o'clock in the morning. They showed boxing on TV - a fight between Valuev and Klitschko.

Teacher. Here you go clear example non-compliance with the daily routine. (Ring.) Maybe the ringing will wake you up completely. Rest.

Scene "Recess"

Characters

5 pairs of classmates.

Children form a circle of pairs talking to each other, which gradually rotates.

1st pair.

- “I’m running”, “we’re running”,

“You are running” and “you are running.”

You tell me time

Brothers, tell me!

Verb tenses i

I learned it poorly.

But what is this - change -

Absolutely!

2nd pair.

Boys in class

We're just angels

But during the changes -

Not boys, but special forces!

That's for sure. How will they come together -

Sparks fly from the eyes.

We need a fire extinguisher

So that the class doesn't catch fire!

3rd pair.

- Hedgehog, hedgehog, hedgehog, hedgehog...

You don't know cases!

It's like you know:

"Cinema" with "coat" you bow!

4th pair.

My friend is a child prodigy:

Chinese studies,

Goes to football and dancing,

He writes poetry!

I don't know how to dance

And I don't write poetry,

I don't glue airplanes

I don't follow football.

I can't sing with a bass voice

And I don’t sculpt from clay,

One of the class -

5th pair.

All day long I had doubts:

Why, eccentric, did I teach this rule?

Why did I figure out this rule?

They still didn’t give me an “A”.

Well, why do you need a “five”?

You really are a weirdo.

For example, my rating is

Such a strong “troika”.

About the Wise Elena

I'll tell you, brother.

Tell. Listen to a fairy tale

I will be very happy.

She was beautiful:

A smile is the clear sun,

Kosa - ripe wheat,

And the handle is snow-white.

But the girl took it into her head

Wisdom to learn:

Day and night at my desk

Poor over science...

And she became hunchbacked,

Crooked, myopic.

I'll fade the beauty

Now the name of the Wise is:

She warms her cheeks with beets,

And he smears powder on his nose...

She became skinny like a stick,

My forehead wrinkled from reading...

And she said gloomily:

What a fool I am!

The bell rings for class.

Note. The sketch uses poems by the following authors:

S. Vostokov. “I don’t know how to dance...”

V. Leikin. “The whole day I was plagued by doubts...”

A. Usachev. “She was Beautiful...” (“About Helen the Wise, the former Beautiful”).