Short funny scenes for March 8th. Original celebration ideas
“That’s how we congratulated...”
Characters: 7th grade students Seryoga, Zhenek, Max; girls classmates Sveta, Irina, Dasha.
Props: three briefcases with soft toys
On the stage there is a fight “Who will win” between Seryoga and Max (clasped hands and butting head to head, briefcases lying nearby).
Zhenya (gesturing expressively): Press, Seryoga, press! That's it! Hey! What have I come to say! Enough for you, whoever I’m telling! (pulls friends away). Do you hear what I'm saying?
Seryoga (wiping sweat from his forehead with his sleeve): Well, speak up, don’t be shy.
Zhenyok:Guys, do you even remember that today is the eighth?
Max: Well, eighth! So what?
Seryoga: Eighth, ninth, tenth... Are you teaching us mathematics?
Zhenyok:It's March after all!
Max: Well, March. And what?
Zhenyok:Well, you give it! It's a holiday after all.
Seryoga : Zhenyok! Well, sorry, friend (pats him on the shoulder) High five. Congratulations (shakes his hand).
Zhenek looks at him dumbfounded.
Max: Zheka! (Offers his hand to him) Congratulations on your birthday. As they say, good health to you from the Health Center, sharp vision and keen hearing, a good C in physics, a diary without any comments.
Seryoga: And so that the girls love you and carry you in their arms.
Zhenyok:Are you congratulating me?!
Seryoga: Wrong question. Who else should we congratulate? Me or what? Max, tell me.
Max:Zhenya, of course, forgive us for not giving you a gift. It completely slipped my mind. But we will buy a gift, honestly!
Zhenyok:Are you going to congratulate me like a girl?!
Seryoga: What are you doing, Zhenya?! We weren't going to give you flowers or bouquets. A real kid will receive a real gift. For example, a laser. Zhenya, do you want a laser?
Zhenyok:Well, I want to.
Seryoga: You will give Svetka red eyes.
(At this time, smartly dressed girls quietly approach and listen to the conversation.)
Max: Would you like us to give you a spider like this? Just imagine, when you put it in Svetka’s briefcase, she will squeal!
(Svetka squeals).
Sveta: This means these are the gifts you are preparing for us?
Seryoga: What do you have to do with it? It's Zhenya's holiday.
Dasha: Zhenya, what is your holiday, if it’s not a secret?
Zhenyok:No! I told them that today is the eighth! I told them it was March!
And they... mathematics..., laser...
Max: So today is March 8th?!
Seryoga: Well, Zheka! Well, let me down! So I would say that today is March 8th. He fooled our brains!
Irina: What else can we expect from our boys? Let's go, girls. It's not our turn to receive gifts.
Seryoga: Well, no! Some people don't underestimate us! For a week now we have been bringing you gifts instead of textbooks, so as not to forget.
(They take toys out of their briefcases and hand them to the girls.)
Sveta, Dasha, Irina : Thank you, boys, for your congratulations. We love you very much!
Girls and boys hold hands, boys read congratulatory poems to mothers and teachers.
Happy spring holiday,
With the first flowers in this bright hour,
With a festive drop,
In good spirits
We sincerely congratulate you today!
Please accept our congratulations
On International Women's Day!
Let your mood be
Always blooming like lilacs
May your life be wonderful
And the children are always happy
Let your home be a full cup!
Good luck, happiness and goodness!
The program of school evenings dedicated to the holiday of March 8 traditionally includes many beautiful and kind messages addressed to girls, mothers, grandmothers and teachers. Schoolchildren also prepare various concert numbers: songs, dances and, of course, skits, which are usually of a comic nature, and therefore are especially loved. IN elementary school The sketches, as a rule, are dedicated to mothers, in the older ones - to girls in their classmates.
Possibly offered here skits on March 8 for schoolchildren will be useful for compiling concert program or original congratulations.
Sketch for March 8th for schoolchildren “How to congratulate girls”
(Based on “Three girls under the window...”)
Characters:
3 boys,
Teacher,
Leading
Necessary equipment: chairs, desks, poster, diary, pens, notebooks, books
Props:
Cosmetics, high heels, jewelry.
Only boys take part in the skit, and each piece of advice is followed by a demonstration.
1. The first thing is figure - You need to keep a tight rein on yourself, to put it simply. there is nothing.
2. Emphasize your individuality with makeup.
3. Mesmerizing gait.
4. Clothes. Be as open as possible (expose your shoulder by moving your sweater)
5. Shoes should be elegant.
6. B intellectual competitions answer all questions briefly and clearly: yes, no, it’s not me.
7. You must have good vocal abilities. But it is not recommended to perform Ramstain, Rasmus, Okean Elzy, etc.
8. Don't wear too much or too heavy jewelry. Heavy earrings will pull down your ears and in old age they will be knee-deep.
9. To win, you shouldn’t risk your health and do a lot of plastic surgery to improve your appearance - it’s better to go to school, they’ll scare you there and it will be better than any facelift.
10. When entering a modeling school, do not run after the director and ask “Well, take me.” A girl should know her worth.
You can learn all this at our model school “Grace”.
You can end the number with congratulations to all the girls
(Source: website tca77.narod.ru)
Congratulation performance in verse.
Characters:
Boy, Girl
Boy: Our call is terribly ringing,
I fly out into the corridor...
Me and one girl
A conversation ensued...
- And my dad is a champion!
He goes to the stadium:
He throws weights up -
Will be the strongest in the world!
Girl: Even though men are strong -
They don't know how to bake pancakes...
You men are klutzes,
To educate you, teach you,
And parsley from dill
You can't tell the difference!
By the way, who does the laundry at home?
God didn't give you talent...
TV "consuming"
You lie down on the sofa!
Boy: The man is of no use?!
Isn’t this talent given to us?!
Who nailed the shelf in the kitchen?
Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?
Girl: You don’t feel like cooking borscht,
Don't fry the cutlets...
You should run off to work,
Well, there’s no point anymore.
Boy: You, thorny thorn,
You don't know us men well
Every now and then you shed tears.
And also for no reason...
You say barbed words, timid...
Dad is the head of the house!
Girl: And mom is the neck of the house!
Boy: No, there is no need to decide in a dispute,
In a corridor conversation,
Who is stronger and who is more important...
It’s just... mom is the most tender of all!
(Source: site sc-pr.ru)
Sketch for March 8th for schoolchildren “And in our yard”
( Author Kruglova O.N.)
The guys sing a song - an adaptation of the song from the movie “Carnival Night”.5 boys and 3 girls are participating
If you leave the house frowning,
Remember that today is a holiday!
That any acquaintance is ready to congratulate you,
Or even a stranger you meet!
And a smile, without a doubt,
Suddenly touches your eyes,
And good mood
Will not leave you again!
Youth 1: Women's holiday!
That's the reason
That's why we'll eat!
And hearty congratulations
Happy day to all women!
All: Congratulations! (balls are thrown into the hall, fanfare sounds)
A young man comes onto the stage with a portrait of Yesenin and reads:
Young man 2:
You are my Shagan, Shagan!
There's a girl in the north too.
She looks an awful lot like you
Maybe he's thinking about me.
Shagane, you are mine, Shagane!
On the other side, another young man comes out with a portrait of Pushkin and reads
Boy 3: No, I see you every minute
Follow you everywhere
A smile of the mouth, a movement of the eyes,
To catch with loving eyes,
Listen to you for a long time, understand
Your soul is all your perfection,
To freeze in agony before you,
To turn pale and fade away... that's bliss!
The next reader comes out with a portrait of Blok and reads
Boy 4: I called you, but you didn't look back,
I shed tears, but you did not condescend.
You sadly wrapped yourself in a blue cloak,
On a damp night you left the house.
I don't know where your pride is sheltered
You, darling, you, gentle one, have found...
I sleep soundly, I dream of your blue cloak,
In which you left on a damp night...
Another reader reads with a portrait of Lermontov
Boy 5: Oh heaven I swear she was
Beautiful!.. I was burning, I was trembling,
When the curls running down from the brow
I met silk with my golden hand,
I was ready to fall at her feet,
Give her freedom, life, and paradise, and everything,
The next one reads (portrait of Pasternak):
Boy 6: Loving others is a heavy cross,
And you are beautiful without gyrations,
And your beauty is a secret
It is tantamount to the solution to life.
In spring the rustling of dreams is heard
And the rustle of news and truths.
You come from a family of such fundamentals.
Your meaning, like air, is selfless.
Boy 1: Oh, so many tender feelings
You called it in my heart!
Oh, how many young men died in those feelings!
And we praise you for all matters of the heart,
It's great that the school brought us together
With the beautiful half of the planet.
We will praise the school for everything!
(A girl (dressed up, painted) drives out in a car, almost hitting the poets. Squealing brakes. The girl drives and looks in the mirror)
Girl 1: My little mirror, tell me and tell me the whole truth. Am I the cutest, the most rosy and the whitest in the world?
Mirror voice: You are beautiful, no doubt about it. But take it a little to the left. Stupid, stop! Right now. Where are you at the red light...Slow down!!! A pothole, a ditch... You are beautiful, no doubt, but the world has never seen anyone dumber than you.
Girl 1: Oh, yes! Nasty toy! You are no longer my girlfriend!
The second girl comes out: (conducting a dialogue in modern jargon).
1st: Yo, friend!
2nd: Yo-yo!
1st: Why didn’t you come to the party yesterday?
2nd: Yes, the ancestors tore their brains apart. They tried to push through the notations again. I don't give a damn.
1st: Well, what, will you drag your bones to the party today?
2nd: Partying is a sacred thing!
1st: Then ride, ciao!
2nd: Poki - poki. (The girls invite the “poets” to come with them, but they refuse!)
Boy 1: Of course, it’s funny for us to see and hear this.
It's a scary movie at times.
The boys and I watch part of it,
And deep down always
We dream, of course, about Juliet, the one - ("Juliet" comes out(girl in a beautiful dress)
Beautiful, gentle and simple! - (to the song “And in our yard” and all the poets leave for him)
Characters:
Sergey,Mom (Sergei), Barsik (cat), Ilya,Denis
On the stage is a disheveled, sleep-deprived and grimy guy in pajamas.
He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty from it.
Sergey: Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
Mother: Good morning, son. I stroked it.
Sergey: Hello! Which one?
Mother: White.
Sergey: White?
Mother: White, white.
Sergey: Was mine white?
Mother: Of course there was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?
Sergey: I don't remember...
Mother: Are you still on her New Year dressed, remember?
Sergey: On New Year's Day - I remember. And after that I don’t remember. And... Is she white?
Mother: Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed - I had a hard time finding it! Have you brushed your teeth?
Sergey: Ah, so here she is, where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kiss-kiss-kiss! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.
Fat Barsik enters. Chews.Barsik: What?
Sergey: Get out of here!!!
Barsik: (Leaves).
Sergey: A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!
Mother: What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
Sergey: Yeah. And Barsik too.
Mother: Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
Sergey: Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!
Fat Barsik enters. Chews.
Barsik: Well, what?
Sergey: What-what!.. Nothing!
Barsik: Ah-ah-ah... That’s what I would have said right away. (Leaves).
The boy takes his trousers off the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
Sergey: Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
Mother: I stroked it. And a jacket.
Sergey: Do I have a jacket?
Mother: Of course there is. (The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs the jacket with the sleeve torn off.)
Sergey: Well, then it will be a vest . (Tears off the second sleeve).
Mother: What's cracking there?
Sergey: This is me doing exercises, mom!
Mother: Ah, well done, well done!
Sergey: Today is the eighth of March for the girls, I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).
Mother: I hear you! Nice poems!
Sergey: What poems?
Mother: which you have prepared.
Sergey: Ma, what are you doing there?
Mother: I'm making a pie, son. You will not come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
Sergey: Why pie? I need flowers!
Mother: Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
Sergey: What about the briefcase?
Mother: Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!
Sergey: These are probably the guys from the class... (Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands).
Sergey: Oh! Who do you want?
Andrey: We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
Sergey: I'm listening.
All: Seryoga! Are you, or what?
Sergey: Well yes, I am. What do you care?
Denis: Don't you recognize it?
Sergey: Wait a minute! I'll find out!!! It seems like we were on vacation with you in the summer... Exactly - in the camp!..
Denis: What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
Sergey: Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you've dressed yourself up! I didn’t recognize...
Ilya: Look at yourself! ( Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself, combed and neatly dressed, and faints).
Mother: And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you’re so smart, you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
Ilya: No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.
Mother: Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.
Sergey: Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?
Mother: Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!
Sketch "Wonderful Mom"
The mother sits at the laptop, the child stands next to her and recites a poem, at the moment when the mother must say her catchphrase according to the text of the poem, he shoves her in the shoulder, the mother takes her eyes off the computer and says: “No problem!” and turns back to his laptop.
I'm not a problem child
I tell everyone about this.
Even my mother confirms...
- Really, mom? (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!
I don't want to have lunch now!
I'd rather eat candy!
Smiling, mom will say …
(shoves mom, mom has zero reaction)
Mom will say... (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!
Brought four deuces,
And there are no fives at all!
Mom, don't be silent, what do you say?
- Everything is fine? (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!
The house is a terrible mess,
Cream is smeared on the floor.
I don't want to clean up!
- Is it possible, mom? (shoves mom)
- No problem!
I know what a mother is like
Everyone wanted it at once!
Connect to the Internet
And everything will be... (shoves mom)
- No problem!!!
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Skits for the March 8 holiday at school: “Boys”, “Teacher”
Sketch for March 8 "Boys"
SERGEY. Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
MOTHER. Good morning, son. I stroked it.
SERGEY. Hello! Which one?
MOTHER. White.
SERGEY. White?
MOTHER. White, white.
SERGEY. Was mine white?
MOTHER. Of course she was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?
SERGEY. I don't remember...
MOTHER. You also wore it for New Year’s, remember?
SERGEY. On New Year's - I remember. And after that I don’t remember. And... Is she white?
MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed - I had a hard time finding it! Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kiss-kiss-kiss! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.
Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.
BARSIK. What?
SERGEY. Get out of here!!!
BARSIK.
SERGEY. A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!
MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Yeah. And Barsik too.
MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
SERGEY. Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!
Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.
BARSIK. So what?
SERGEY. Cho-cho!.. No big deal!
BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah... That’s what I would have said right away. (Leaves).
The boy takes his trousers off the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
SERGEY. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
MOTHER. I stroked it. And a jacket.
SERGEY. Do I have a jacket?
MOTHER. Of course there is.
The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.
SERGEY. Well, then it will be a vest. (Tears off the second sleeve).
MOTHER. What's cracking there?
SERGEY. This is me doing exercises, mom!
MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!
SERGEY. The girls today eighth of March (8 March), I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).
MOTHER. I hear you! Nice poems!
SERGEY. What poems?
MOTHER. which you have prepared.
SERGEY. Ma, what are you doing there?
MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You will not come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
SERGEY. Why pie? I need flowers!
MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
SERGEY. What about the briefcase?
MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!
SERGEY. These are probably the guys from the class...
Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.
SERGEY. Oh! Who do you want?
ANDREY. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
SERGEY. I'm listening.
ALL.
Seryoga! Are you, or what?
SERGEY. Well yes, I am. What do you care?
DENIS. Don't you recognize it?
SERGEY. Wait a minute! I'll find out!!! It seems like we were on vacation with you in the summer... Exactly - in the camp!..
DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
SERGEY. Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you're dressed up! I didn’t recognize...
ILYA. Look at yourself!
Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself - combed and neatly dressed - and faints.
MOTHER. And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you’re so smart, you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
ILYA. No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.
MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.
SERGEY. Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?
MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!
Sketch for March 8 "TEACHER"
(Author - Eduard Ugrik)
The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.
TEACHER. Hello!
ALL. Hello!!!
TEACHER. Sorry, what class is this?
ALL. 9 - “A”!!!
TEACHER. 9 - “Ah”? Aaaaand... What school?
ALL. General education school No. (such and such)!!!
TEACHER. Yeah, there it is! And... please tell me, is this the same school located (at such and such an address)?
ALL. The same one!!!
TEACHER. Yeah... And what, in this building before... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday... there was no other school No. (such and such) by chance?
ALL. No!!!
TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?
ALL. 9 - “A”!!!
TEACHER. 9 - “A”... Neither “B”, nor “C”, but simply “A”?
ALL. Just "A"!!!
TEACHER. But this cannot be!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because this is a completely different class.
SVETOCHKINA. What are you, the same one!
TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don’t recognize anything?
SVETOCHKINA. What don't you know?
TEACHER. I don't recognize anything!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Oh, isn't that true? Well, then let's check it out! What did we cover in the last lesson? You!
PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristic features of matter. It was very interesting...
TEACHER. Yep, gotcha! I remember well: that time no one listened!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Oh, isn't that true? Let's check further. What was the homework assignment? You!
PETRUSHKIN. The homework was to read, understand and learn paragraphs five, six and seven of the third chapter, which is called: “Antimatter”. I learned...
TEACHER. This can't be true! No one here ever taught homework!
PETRUSHKIN. And I learned it!
ALL. And I! And I!
TEACHER. I don't believe it! And I won’t believe it for anything!
ALL. But why?
TEACHER. If only because I don’t know anyone here!
SVETOCHKINA. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk...
TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?
SVETOCHKINA. I'm studying here.
TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place - everyone here has been replaced!
SVETOCHKINA. Come on, everyone is the same here.
TEACHER. Do you doubt it? Or do you think I'm hallucinating? Then tell me the name of this student.
SVETOCHKINA. Petrushkin.
TEACHER. Yeah, that means it’s not me, it’s you who are mistaken! This student is not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkin personally!
SVETOCHKINA. And who is this?
TEACHER. That's the thing, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is no Petrushkin!
SVETOCHKINA. And who?
TEACHER. This is Antipetrushkin!!! And you are Antisvetochkina!!! And you are all Anti-Children!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because normal children are not like that!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. They don’t happen at all! First of all: they never listen in class! Secondly: they never teach homework! And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? These are Anti-Children! And this is ANTI-WORLD!!!
PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is it today?
TEACHER. If you think that I am that... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything perfectly. Please: today March eighth one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!
PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean anything to you?
TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Oh, yes, yes, it seems that I’m starting to understand something... It’s all a matter of time!
SVETOCHKINA. Exactly!
TEACHER. That's what I knew!!! I arrived at a different time!!! It’s very possible - to another planet! What a phenomenon!!! Tell me, what is the name of this planet? And what day and year is it now?
PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called: "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women Happy March 8th. You are a woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers).
TEACHER. This is some kind of joke... I don't understand...
PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf, I want to add that you are our favorite teacher at school!!!
ALL. Yeees!!!
How to make a festive concert on March 8th in a kindergarten or school truly bright and interesting? It's simple - you need to diversify the script with fun, funny and cool scenes. Exactly comic scenes on March 8 have a unique ability to create a pleasant atmosphere, lift the spirits of everyone present and make the holiday memorable. In addition, they quite often raise quite important topics and questions that can be very difficult to solve without the help of humor. Of course, children's funny scenes have their own specifics and are not like, say, comic numbers for corporate events. They are usually distinguished by kind and even naive humor, which is perfect for such a bright spring holiday as International Women's Day. That is why holiday concerts in schools and kindergartens on March 8 have a unique atmosphere. In our article today, we tried to collect the most interesting and original ideas for funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, schoolchildren and kindergarten students. We hope that our video options will not only lift your spirits, but also help you write a sparkling script for March 8th.
Funny and comic scenes on March 8 in kindergarten, video
Little kindergarten students are the most spontaneous and sincere artists. That is why the funny and humorous scenes performed on March 8 at matinees in kindergarten in their performance evoke so much joy and genuine delight in adults. Cute, charming and child-like actors happily play the roles of adults and themselves. Young actors are especially good at parody roles with a small number of words and expressive gestures and facial expressions. You will find some options for just such funny and humorous scenes on March 8 in kindergarten with video below.
Funny scene “Old Grandmothers” on March 8th for kindergarten
A funny skit about grandmothers on March 8 is a vivid example of a parody number without words, the success of which depends entirely on the artistic abilities of its performers. The number is based on the song “Old Grandmothers”, well known to the older generation, performed by V. Dobrynin. Its cheerful motive and funny lyrics are quite easy to play up with the help of bright costumes and fun dance moves. To make the scene truly hilarious, it is best to cast artistic boys in the roles of grandmothers. They will look especially comical in old lady outfits and with the traditional attributes of grandmothers.
Comic skit on March 8 for kindergarten “Three Mothers”
For this version of the comic scene, you will need three girls who will play the roles of daughter, mother and grandmother. Each of them will have their own words - several lines of poetry with a funny meaning. The essence of the sketch is to show how important a mother is in everyone’s life, but at the same time to play out in a humorous way the mother’s excessive care and anxiety. In general, this thematic scene turns out to be very touching and funny at the same time, so it fits perfectly into almost any scenario for the March 8th matinee in kindergarten. The only thing is that girls from the senior or senior age are more suitable for the main roles. preparatory group with good diction and artistic abilities.
Comic skits for a concert in honor of March 8th for elementary school, video
If at festive matinees in honor of March 8 in kindergartens touching dance and congratulatory numbers prevail, then a concert in an elementary school can already be safely built on comic scenario with funny scenes. The main success of such a concert, as well as any other festive event, V proper organization and talented performers. Without good actors, comic skits at a concert in honor of March 8 in an elementary school simply will not have the desired effect and will go unnoticed and unappreciated by the public. In addition, it is important to select appropriate scenery, costumes and props. It is details like these that help not only convey the meaning of the scene, but also contribute to the transformation of young artists. Next, we offer you several options for comic skits that are perfect for a festive concert in an elementary school.
A comic skit in an elementary school on March 8 “How to surprise girls” for boys
This number is very simple to perform and does not require any special decorations or attributes. The main thing is to choose really cheerful and charismatic boys who, with the help of facial expressions and words, will be able to play out all the humor of this scene. The topic of the issue is quite urgent for all men on the eve of International Women's Day - “What to surprise and what gifts to please women with?” The boys from this issue offer their own ideas for gifts and surprises that might please the girls in their class. We are sure that their funny versions will not leave anyone indifferent.
A funny scene for girls on March 8 “When mom is not at home”
It's no secret that parody numbers are always very warmly received by the public, especially if their plot is close and understandable to everyone present. The following funny scene on March 8th will surely appeal to all mothers, because they themselves were once in the shoes of young artists and experienced a similar situation. As you can easily guess from the title of the episode, the sketch shows in a cool and slightly exaggerated way what is happening at home at the moment when mother is not there, and the daughters are getting to their mother’s treasured things. Lung musical accompaniment and a cheerful dance at the beginning of the number make such a scene more energetic and tune the audience to its comic nature.
Cool and funny skits for high school students on March 8, video
Everyone knows about the creativity and good sense of humor of high school students. One can only envy the resourcefulness, energy and enthusiasm of young people. It is not surprising that high school students are best at coming up with cool and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers, grandmothers, teachers and classmates. Of course, touching and tender numbers also have a place in festive concerts dedicated to International Women's Day, organized by high school students. But much more often they prefer to please and make people laugh dear women on their holiday. Next, we bring to your attention several cool and funny skits for high school students on March 8 with video.
Funny skit “Festive Grandfather” on March 8 for high school girls
To participate in this funny act you will need girls and one guy, who will act as a simple grandfather. The skit itself is written using poems with humor, so it is very advisable to choose participants with a well-trained voice and artistic abilities. Well main character skits - a festive grandfather, of course, should be funny and charismatic.
A comic skit in honor of March 8 for high school students “How boys and girls celebrate the holiday”
Variants of humorous scenes from the category of “expectations and reality” have been very popular lately. However, this scene rather reflects, in a slightly exaggerated form, the difference between how boys and girls celebrate March 8th. Of course, the chosen images are very exaggerated, but there is still some truth in them. There are many images in the scene and therefore almost everyone present will be able to recognize themselves among the characters shown.
Funny skit “Day of Revelations” on March 8 for high school students
But the following sketch is ideal for a concert in honor of March 8, organized especially for classmates. It raises one of the most popular topics for teenagers, one that can be joked about endlessly. We are talking, of course, about relationships and “Day of Revelations” is a vivid example of how differently a guy and a girl in a relationship sometimes perceive the same idea. To participate in the skit you need to choose an artistic guy and a talented girl. But if you want to get a truly hilarious number, we strongly recommend taking two funny guys as the main characters.
Funny and funny scenes on March 8 for mothers and children, video
Children in schools and kindergartens joke about all sorts of things in cool and funny scenes for mothers on March 8th! They do this very subtly, ironically, but not at all offensively. They raise everyday topics, come up with parodies of characteristic female behavior, and notice funny moments in the relationship between parents and children. But the most popular topic remains, of course, mothers. Moreover, children manage to make jokes about mothers so delicately and touchingly that adults are not offended at all. On the contrary, looking at the funny parodies of children, mothers sincerely laugh, recognizing themselves and their habits. And sometimes, such funny parodies even make many parents and children reconsider some aspects of their family relationships. better side. Therefore, if you want to make the festive concert on March 8th really interesting and memorable, be sure to include in the script several funny and cool skits on March 8th for mothers of children. Moreover, below you will find several fun options for kindergarten and high school.
Cool scene “Meeting of mothers” on March 8th for a matinee in kindergarten
This number, performed by kids, turns out to be really comical and cheerful in a good way. In the story, the girls play the roles of mothers who accidentally meet and share latest news about your family problems. Well, just like their adult mothers, who prefer to share their experiences and everyday problems with their friends. The essence given number to show how complex and difficult a mother’s daily work can be and how important it is to appreciate it, take care of her mother, help her and not upset her. It is thanks to the cheerful presentation that such a scene will not only not upset anyone, but will also help kids better understand and appreciate their mothers.
Funny skit “How I help my mother” on March 8 for elementary school
This funny scene is intended to ironically make fun of such a fairly common everyday problem as the lack of help for the mother from the children. Her dialogue takes place between a mother and her schoolgirl daughter, who writes an eloquent, but far from truthful, essay on the topic “How I help my mother.” Of course, the actions in this scene are exaggerated, but despite the humor present, the plot makes both children and adults think.
Cool skit on March 8 “Typical Mom” for high school students
The following humorous production would be best suited for a high school or even college concert. Three people participate characters- son, mother and grandmother. The plot of the issue revolves around a rather comical situation, familiar to many modern families. In a nutshell, the sketch is about how often our mothers are unfriendly with modern gadgets in general, and with computers in particular. The paradox is that the older generation, and in this case grandmothers, can be much more “advanced” in this matter than their children. In general, if you want to laugh heartily, then take a closer look at the following funny scene.
Festive concerts in honor of March 8 for mothers and grandmothers in kindergartens and schools are a good tradition that should be preserved as long as possible. This is not just a children's amateur activity, but a real gift and the most best congratulations for dear women. And funny, cool and humorous scenes on March 8th are the “highlights” of such children's concerts. It is numbers with humor that make the main holiday of all women truly bright, memorable and fun. We hope that in our article today you will find many options for funny scenes on March 8 that will inspire you to write original script. Remember that the success of any performance directly depends on its performers. Therefore, always choose talented schoolchildren and children with good acting skills. And then, we are sure, any funny scene in honor of International Women’s Day will bring a lot of positivity to all guests of the holiday!
March 8 is the most long-awaited holiday for all women on the planet. Usually, even little girls, who together with their mothers receive compliments and gifts, are not deprived of attention. March 8 is celebrated at school along with other holidays, and on this day the administration faces a difficult task: to please not only teachers and schoolgirls, but also mothers and grandmothers invited to the concert. The proposed scenario is designed for elementary and high school students. By contacting him, you can find the best for March 8th for high school students and find out the design features of the assembly hall.
Some organizational issues
Traditionally, the hosts of such events are a boy and a girl - the most active and bright high school students who know how to carry on a conversation with the audience. Decoration of the hall on March 8 at school - important point. Since fresh flowers are expensive, you can use artificial ones, do not forget about balloons and children's drawings. Funny scenes and jokes must be diluted with dances and songs prepared by the schoolchildren themselves. At the beginning of the holiday, you should verbally congratulate the teachers present and, if possible, give each a bouquet of flowers. At the end, each class retires to their respective rooms and continues the celebration with cakes and soft drinks.
Opening of the event
Presenter 1: Good afternoon, dear teachers and students!
Presenter 2: Hello, dear parents and guests of our event!
Presenter 1: Today we gathered in the assembly hall of our beloved school to celebrate the day when the fair half of humanity awaits beautiful words and pleasant deeds.
Presenter 2: This day is dedicated to you, dear teachers, mothers, grandmothers and, of course, our students.
Presenter 1: Celebrating March 8th at school has already become a tradition in our small friendly team, and therefore Diana and I and our event participants will try to make this holiday unforgettable. The floor is given...
Day of tea drinking and feasting!
Our mothers, we love you,
We will not forget your love and care!
Witty and funny skits on March 8 for high school students
Presenter 1: Diana, do you think our graduates are as cheerful as elementary school girls?
Presenter 2: Maxim, I have no doubt about it! In order to prove this, we will now ask students in grade 9-B to go onto the stage with miniatures.
Scene “Conspiracy against the chemical worker”
Sidorov, I didn’t expect to catch you in the backyard of the school with a lighter! Now you can dance with me! Don’t come tomorrow without your parents, I’ll tell them that you’re addicted to cigarettes!
Sergei Viktorovich, no need for parents! I made firecrackers for Nadezhda Ilyinichna and wanted to set them on fire now.
For your chemist, perhaps? So don’t throw them through the window, Sidorov, but from the roof - let’s go, I’ll help!
- My 10-A made me so happy today! The guys gave me a subscription to the Thai sauna, manicure, pedicure and chocolate massage included! How golden they are, how much money they spent on it! This is the most best gift on March 8!
Now we know, Ariadna Ilyinichna, who robbed the school piggy bank...
Sketch “Kings Now and Then”
Presenter 1: They say that the current generation of children has become completely different: boys and girls do not respect teachers and indulge in obscene behavior. Let's make sure of this and listen to the conversation of teachers who left the Soviet school.
Raisa Feodorovna, what difficult times have passed today! Once upon a time our profession was the highest paid and most prestigious. Teachers could be compared to kings, because they were the ones who educated society. Now show me a person at school who could be called a king?
And today children, Lidia Pavlovna, consider themselves to be such: they are the most omniscient among us.
Sketch “Oversized bag”
Presenter 2: Diana, I bet I can spot the teacher at first sight!
Presenter 1: And how will you do this, Maxim?
Presenter 2: It's simple - after all, teachers have the largest bags, which can fit not only magazines, but also, it seems, a bicycle. We hope that you will certainly enjoy the funny scenes on March 8th (we saved this work for high school students).
Petrov goes to meet the teacher English language along the corridor and asks to rate him in the diary:
Svetlana Sergeevna, I answered today at the blackboard and got an A! Put it in my diary so that I can please my mother, because tomorrow is March 8th!
Okay, Petrov, just wait, I’ll find a red pen.
(Svetlana Sergeevna takes out magazines, notebooks, diaries, pencil cases and some women’s “tricks” from her oversized bag - a comb, lipstick, a mirror).
Svetlana Sergeevna, it’s already dark outside, it’s time for me to go home. While you look for a pen here, I’ll come to you tomorrow for an estimate. And by the way, congratulations on March 8th!
The school holiday ends...
Presenter 1: Dear guests, our gala event is coming to an end.
Presenter 2: We hope that you really liked the poems for mothers and funny scenes for March 8 (for high school students, as it turned out, preparing such a number is a pleasure!), and upon returning home you will have a pleasant impression of our holiday.
Presenter 1: We would like to thank you with all our hearts, dear teachers, for the work you put into our upbringing and education; you, dear mothers and grandmothers, for your endless support; you, dear girls, for trying your best to gain knowledge and growing into disciplined students.
Presenter 2: And now a little surprise awaits you - tea party. We ask teachers, students and parents to go to their classrooms.
The celebration of March 8 was completed in the assembly hall. Humorous skits and other activities are appropriate to continue in the classroom. Before this, parents are invited to visit an exhibition of drawings and products. The works presented there were completed by students studying in the sections of Fine Art, Beading, Photography and others (if any).
