Anniversary scripts, funny congratulations to guests. Humorous mini birthday scenes for men and women

A birthday is one of the most important holidays for a person, because it is on this day that his birth is celebrated. An unusual, memorable birthday is the most best holiday, which can be celebrated, and small scenes especially decorate this day: they are most often prepared for the birthday person in advance (but there may also be improvisations during the event). A festive evening with scenes, as a rule, is remembered for all the guests and the hero of the occasion for a long time, remaining bright, a vivid memory, so they are often used during any celebrations.

To give you an idea of ​​how you can decorate a celebration for the birthday boy, here are several scenes of varying degrees of complexity depending on the plot.

Cool scene “Birthday Doctor”

You will need:

• white robe,
• doctor's glasses,
• scrubs for nurses,
• stethoscope,
• suitcase.

The presenter says that health is one of the important nuances for a person, and there is a wonderful gift for the birthday boy - the birthday doctor is ready to help him by providing elite, high-quality medical services. Nurses and a doctor come through the door. Doctor (speaks broken Russian, so the text has a specific spelling): “How are you feeling, citizens? I have a profession: Birthday Doctor, I understand birthdays, as well as the birthday boy!” At this moment, the nurses smile widely. Afterwards the doctor says: “ I need to examine my patient, come here, girls!” The nurses approach the birthday boy, listen to his pulse and notice that it is rapid. The doctor says that this is a very, very dangerous sign and you will need to listen to your breathing. Nurses place a stethoscope on the “patient’s” chest and listen. The doctor exclaims: “ Oh, you need to measure the patient’s temperature to make a final diagnosis, but in any case, I can heal you!” The nurses immediately kiss the “patient” on the forehead and talk about what he has elevated temperature and, as one of the symptoms, there is redness of the skin on the face. Doctor: " Now I understand everything completely and irrevocably! The man is sick, but I can heal him, it’s within my power! His diagnosis is acute birthday of the Nth degree(according to the number of years of the birthday person) and there is only one remedy - I’ll get it now, and the patient will recover very quickly. Just trust me, dear, I have an effective medicine!”

The doctor takes out a bottle of alcohol from a suitcase (you can have a cake from a box for non-drinkers). The nurses help give the hero of the day “medicine”, and they can kiss him, and the people around him praise the doctor and rejoice at the healing of the “patient”.

Sketch “Magic and no fraud”

Characters: Magician, Assistant, White Rabbit, Pigeon. Suits:

The host says that he will make a stunning surprise especially for the hero of the occasion: there will be an invited guest - a magician and wizard of a very high level. The Sorcerer appears with his beautiful Assistant. He holds a box in his hands. The assistant announces: “ I solemnly present to the public the most mysterious and magical illusionist-magician - Mr. Pudvin!” Having bowed, the illusionist places the box on the table. Assistant: " Mr. Pudvin speaks and understands Russian quite poorly, so I will comment on his exciting performances full of magic. Are you ready to see miracles? The assistant at this moment asks the birthday boy to give him something of his own, a small object, such as a watch, and puts it in a box. The sorcerer puts on a mysterious look, reads a spell and makes magical passes with his hands, but absolutely nothing happens - the trick failed.

Assistant with a smile: “ Sorry, we experienced a minor technical problem. I suppose your watch was expensive, it must have been from a Swiss company?” The illusionist tries, but no magic comes out. The assistant begins to smile even wider and says: “ Wait a little longer, please, comrades, Great Pudvin is not in shape today, sorry for the inconvenience. Or maybe Mr. Birthday boy will try his own powers in the art of magic?” And he invites the hero of the occasion to cast a magic spell, and when he says any invented word, the White Rabbit immediately runs into the hall to funny music and makes funny movements. Assistant: " Yes, Mr. Birthday Boy, you undoubtedly have great abilities in magic, because you managed to perform one of the most difficult acts of an illusionist. Maybe you can say another magic spell? Will you show us all your strength? When the birthday boy says the magic phrase, a Dove immediately “flies” into the hall to the solemn music, “spins” a little (runs in circles around the room) and “flies away” (leaves). Assistant: " Our hero of the occasion undoubtedly has great abilities in magic, so let's applaud him for that! So, take a seat with the guests, you have successfully dealt with everything, you even showed us more, and Mr. Magician will try to disenchant your watch for you!” The illusionist fiddles with the box in which the watch was placed and pulls it out along with a large clock (can be a wall clock, or just a good electronic alarm clock with a radio or other device), which was prepared in advance as a gift for the birthday boy. The assistant (possibly together with the Dove and the Rabbit, as well as by agreement with other people for mass participation) congratulates the birthday boy and wishes him unique moments in life, more miracles and the fulfillment of his dreams. Pudwin and Assistant bow. Then the presenter enters the hall and brings with him a saw with the words: “ And now we will show you an incredibly dramatic and dangerous trick - sawing the Assistant" Immediately the Assistant, screaming, runs away in horror.

Sketch about Chicken Ryaba

One of the guests puts on a Ryaba Hen costume (false wings made of cardboard or material, a comb) and puts three boxes in his pocket, which will play the role of three eggs.

Chicken Ryaba: “ I came to wish you a happy birthday and brought a gift. So take not an ordinary egg, but a golden one, it will fulfill your wishes.” You can put money in one box and hand it over with the words: “ Accept the magic papers that your wishes will come true!” In another box you can give a decoration: “ May your life be beautiful!"In the third - candy: " May your life be as sweet as this candy!”

Sketch about Kolobok

The scene requires several characters: Kolobok, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox. Kolobok comes out carrying a bouquet of flowers. — I will come to the holiday soon and bring flowers to the birthday boy/girl. Stops the Kolobok Hare: - Give me the flowers, I’ll give them to the bunny, I like them very much. - I won’t give you flowers, Hare. Narvi is better off in the field. And he “rolled” further. Stops Kolobok Wolf: - Wow, what flowers, so beautiful and fragrant, give them to me - I’m just on my way to the she-wolf! - Evil Wolf, I won’t give you flowers, you won’t receive them, I’m bringing them to the birthday boy. And again he “rolled” further.

Stops Kolobok the Bear: - Can you find a smoke? What is this broom in your hand? Maybe you can give it to me? “I won’t give you the flowers, I won’t give you the flowers, just as I didn’t give them to the Hare and the Wolf!” And you will have no use! He pushes the Bear aside and leaves. The Fox meets on the way: - Kolobok, Kolobok, what is this beautiful bouquet you have? Is this all for me? Come on, let me look and smell the flowers! “I won’t give it to you, just as I won’t give it to the others, because I’m bringing flowers to the birthday boy!” He approaches the main hero of the occasion and says: - I left the Hare, the Wolf, the Fox and the Bear, I outwitted everyone - and here, dear birthday boy, this gift is for you!

Sketch “Little Brownie Kuzya” (birthday greetings for the hostess)

A man with disheveled hair and a beard (can be fake) will play the role of Brownie, and it is best to put a colored shirt on him. The brownie comes up to the Mistress and says: - Hostess, happy birthday! You clean your apartment well and everything is clean. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, may your soul be as clean as your apartment. All the best to you! And he takes out a broom from behind his back: - Accept this as a gift, you will steam (or clean), and I will always keep an eye on your home!

A short scene from the “new Russian”

It is necessary to dress one of the guests in the style of the “new Russian”: a crimson jacket, a gold chain (an imitation of one would also work), rings on the fingers. The character can finger his rosary at this time.

A new Russian comes to the celebrants and says: - Are you having a natural birthday? Oops, I didn’t know, but I have a gift in store here. And he takes out an envelope with money from his pocket: - Here, take it, it will be for you to promote the company. And if someone suddenly comes at you, we can cover you. Happy birthday, in short!

Congratulations for a girl from the Chukchi

For this scene we need someone who can play the Chukchi. He must be dressed in fur clothes (like the Chukchi ones). “In Chukotka, every walrus knows that a birthday is a good holiday, but may your reindeer always be fed, may there always be plenty of bread and butter, and may there always be enough of everything.” Wait - now I’ll present you with an honorary document! “I’m handing you a document, thanks to which you will be able to hunt any man and shoot at the stronger sex with your eyes!” Happy birthday, though!

Cleaning woman

For this scene, two people are needed - the host who will congratulate the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady. The character of the cleaning lady will need a floor rag, an old worn robe and two identical (preferably) buckets. The skit begins with the host coming to the guests and congratulating the birthday boy with a solemn speech. Then a cleaning lady suddenly appears and begins to wash the floors with a serious look and quietly grumble, saying that there are all sorts of people walking around here, they left a trail, now clean up after them. The presenter sternly addresses the cleaning lady, saying, what are you doing here, what are you allowing yourself to do, how is this possible, here we are celebrating the birthday of one very good and beloved person! The cleaning lady resists for a long time, says that later, later, grumbles indicatively. Then he puts the bucket behind the curtain and says that he will leave, but first he will empty the bucket. Behind the curtain there is a second, pre-prepared bucket with confetti, rain, colored and shiny papers, tinsel, flower petals (you can cut out butterflies from colored paper), which the cleaning lady takes and “pours” onto the birthday boy. At this time, the presenter congratulates him on his birthday and gives him a gift. Any holiday - not just a person’s birthday - can be decorated with a scene that will be the highlight, the pearl of the celebration and will remain in people’s memory for a long time.

A little theatrical performance will always be a beautiful frame for any event, making it more lively and interesting.

After all, most often the atmosphere plays a bigger role than just “indicative” gifts, and first of all, how you present your gift is important (of course, the gift itself also has great value, it would be stupid to deny). Celebrate, make others happy and be happy yourself! Surely some of the scenes given as examples in this article will be useful to you or will inspire you to create new ones. Go for it! Cool stuff awaits you in the next video congratulatory scene happy birthday from 4 girls and 4 guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrkhftqM3bY

To make the holiday more fun and interesting, you need to come up with a scenario for the evening, be sure to include two or three funny scenes for your birthday. Guests with the birthday person should participate in them. These can be theatrical performances, funny and amusing jokes, practical jokes.

If the birthday boy is planning a noisy celebration and many guests are invited, it’s time to think about preparing cool scenes for his birthday and preparing a script for the evening. Ideally, collect a small catalog of various competitions, funny numbers and bright performances, so that there are options and “in reserve”.

Funny birthday scenes

How to do it and what to choose?

A celebration in honor of the upcoming holiday (especially if it is an anniversary) will be more fun and interesting to celebrate if, in the intervals between a wide feast and generous toasts and wishes, there will be small, but funny and amusing scenes of birthday congratulations.

Much will depend on the area of ​​interest not only of the birthday boy himself, but also of his invited guests, because scenes for adults’ birthdays can be chosen (or invented) that are intriguing, humorous, humorous, with gags and practical jokes. If a family holiday is planned, then small family theatrical performances and even mini-performances would be quite appropriate.

There shouldn't be many scenes at a birthday party. It is enough to show three or four things throughout the evening. They need to be evenly distributed: demonstrate one at the beginning of the celebration, two more in the middle of the evening, and prepare another one at the end. This is quite enough.

Create an atmosphere

Birthday gift scenes will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at the holiday. Depending on the number of guests and invitees target audience, you can pick up all sorts of sweepstakes and competitions. If the holiday is going to be a family one, then to create an appropriate family atmosphere, you can choose options for paired scenes. If you are planning a youth party, then as many scenes as possible should be funny and incendiary. It would be nice to even have a competition.

• Wanting to please their mother, every child thinks about this.
• To please their child, parents need to plan and organize the upcoming holiday well, and this means choosing a place, entertainment and invitations, read more.

Funny congratulatory scenes

"Good chicken"

An excellent option for a mini-scene for a birthday is the theatrical performance “The Good Chicken”. One of the guests needs to wear a chicken costume, after hiding two Kinder Surprise eggs in his pocket.

The disguised “mother hen” guest runs up to the hero of the occasion and makes a toast saying that she laid two magic eggs especially for him, and invites the birthday boy to choose one egg and break it for good luck to find out what’s inside. This is a kind of fortune telling. The birthday boy breaks a chocolate egg, and from the toy that was inside the egg, all the guests determine what will be waiting for the hero of the evening in the near future.

Ideally, find a toy. Today there are many chocolate eggs with a toy inside, many manufacturers launch thematic series: cars, airplanes, famous cartoon characters, boats, dolls, cute little animals.

Having presented a chocolate egg and “interpreted the future” for the birthday boy, the “mother hen” guest should offer a drink to all guests for the health and well-being of their dear birthday boy.

"In the forest after the holiday"

To implement this comic skit for a birthday, you will need a lot of participants. Among the guests you need to select seven volunteers who will agree to play the role for a while: cuckoos, frogs, gray wolf, a mouse, a sweet-toothed bear, a beautiful fox and a bunny. You will also need “props”: a chair, a bottle with a carbonated drink such as Fanta, Sprite or Coca-Cola.

The scene begins with the “bear” guest waking up on a chair(this is “kind of like his den”), he has a terrible headache. “The Bear” takes the eggplant (it should be next to the chair) and takes a couple of sips to get a hangover.

Meanwhile, the “Cuckoo” crows five times. Someone knocks on the door, and the alcoholic “Wolf” enters the room. In the entire forest he has no equal in the amount of vodka he drinks. “Wolf” asks “Bear” to borrow one hundred grams of vodka, but “Bear” is fast asleep. “Wolf” drinks a glass with “Cuckoo”, and she crows six times.

There is a knock on the door again. This time "Frog" came. She is horrified that “Bear’s” den is a mess and begins to scold him, while at the same time trying to tidy up. “Wolf” invites “Frog” to drink a glass of vodka, but she refuses. “Wolf” drinks with “Cuckoo”, the latter cuckoos seven times already.

“Wolf” begins to sing songs loudly, “Bear” is still sleeping, “Frog” diligently sweeps the floor. Someone knocks on the door again. Now the Little Bunny has arrived. Seeing “Frog” cleaning, he tries to stop her in every possible way. Starts jumping over the broom.

“Wolf” invites him to have a glass, but “Little Bunny” does not pay attention to him, so with “Wolf” he drinks “Cuckoo” again - and sings eight times in a row. There's another knock on the door. The “Fox,” who has long been in love with the “Wolf,” came running. She begins to flirt with him, but “Wolf” simply invites her to have a glass. Having been rejected by another “potential drinking buddy,” “Wolf” has a drink with “Cuckoo,” and she sings nine times in a row.

The heroes of the improvised “play” go about their business. The “frog” is cleaning and swearing loudly. The “owner” of the den continues to snore, the “Fox” flirts with the “Wolf” in every possible way, but he sits with a bored look. Someone knocks quietly on the door, and “Mouse” runs through the den. Seeing a bottle of unfinished alcohol, “Mouse” grabs it and runs away. No one noticed her appearance and disappearance.

The “Frog” woke up the “Bear” with its scolding. Sleepy, he looks for an eggplant to soothe his hangover. Having noticed the “Bear”, the “Wolf” and the “Fox” quickly run away. The “little bunny” faints. Now the “Owner” of the den invites everyone to have a drink. Only the cuckoo agrees. After singing ten times in a row, she falls asleep. The “bear” staggers towards the guests of the evening. Guests must pour him a glass of vodka - then “The Bear” will make a toast.

A scene for a woman's birthday

A scene for lovely ladies

Great option interesting scene for a beautiful birthday girl, it’s to conduct a comic medical examination of the girl and write her a medical report.

For example, you can write in a certificate that a girl is of blossoming age, has universal hearing, one hundred percent vision - she notices only the positive in everything. You can joke about the pulse that it tends to either freeze or, on the contrary, go off scale, which indicates the girl’s cheerfulness. Give a recommendation: enjoy life, don’t stress and relax more.

A scene for a man's birthday

For the stronger sex

An excellent option for a small scene for a man’s birthday is “ Technical inspection" Two guests play the role of automobile inspectors and very meticulously examine the hero of the occasion. For example, you can start with the release of the model - say the number, series of the passport, by whom and when it was issued, date of birth. Use age as mileage.

It will be very funny if the inspectors, having touched the pulse of the birthday boy, declare with the most serious look that “the engine is working properly.” About the eyes, you can say an equally funny phrase: “the lighting is stable, the headlights are in order, not broken.” Auto inspectors can determine the load-carrying capacity based on the muscles. About the birthday boy’s shoes, you can joke something like the following: “The safety system is normal, the brakes are working properly, no accident is expected.” It is necessary to complete the “Technical Inspection” with a “wish” bon voyage” and a toast to the “main character” of the evening.

Creating a fun holiday

Creating a fun holiday

How to turn an ordinary boring feast into an enchanting holiday show? We need to come up with a few funny skits and play them at your birthday party. Everyone should participate in them - both the birthday person and the guests. On a festive evening, no one should remain at the table.

During the holiday, any impromptu and improvisation must be immediately accepted. If “according to the script” the appearance of a waiter with an excellent dessert-soufflé was not planned, but the waiter suddenly appears, this should only cause admiration. Any initiatives on the part of the guests should also be supported, then the evening will truly be a success.

Bright and funny birthday scenes will give everyone a great mood, a boost of energy and good impressions. The most important thing when organizing a celebration is not to be afraid to fantasize and be creative, to show ingenuity and ingenuity.

Birthday is very important for every person. In everyday worries, a person rarely manages to find a minute to cheer himself up and have fun from the heart. On your birthday, you can forget about worries and problems and celebrate a holiday that will be remembered for a long time.

How to prepare birthday scenes: video

Your birthday needs to be made fun, bright and unforgettable. We have created a video cast of the most funny scenes, so that you can laugh heartily, get inspired and, based on them, write your own cool script.

If you are organizing a celebration of an anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. It’s even better if you have a couple of skits that will make guests laugh so hard that they will fall off their chairs. For example, the scene: hu and li is a great option for an anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. The names alone will cause delight and laughter among guests. And you will find out for yourself what will happen next.

Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit out in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for drunk company friends for different holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.

How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss latest news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe new fairy tale adaptations for drunken company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

No matter what holiday you celebrate, you always need to organize games and competitions, conduct fun game blocks and even perform fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a play, you need to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How can this be? This is where an instant impromptu performance comes to the rescue. fun company, which does not require preparation and rehearsals. You only need to select guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s it – you can show the skit to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.

for birthdays, anniversaries and just for holidays

The best impromptu requires careful preparation - organizers of birthdays and anniversaries know this better than anyone. Main task festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests and put them in a good mood. For this you can use funny games, which look impromptu, or a serious script with a flexible approach.

It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always room for retreats or changes in mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. Noticing in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, stopping a tense situation, diverting attention from a problem that has arisen by chance - that’s what a real organizer is.

The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change places in the program, closing random breaks. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rearrange it on the fly, literally between toasts. Guests won’t notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!

Scenarios for anniversary birthdays for women and men

Festive anniversary in nature

If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature encourages a friendly attitude towards everything around you, so games and pranks involving dousing with water, sprinkling with flour, and the like go off with a bang.

You can start your anniversary celebration with a comic congratulation.

Leading
I want to conduct a test on the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, let’s take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match into the box and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday person finds it difficult to answer, he must light the match on the box with his match.

After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?” The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing in chorus “Happy Birthday to you”

Leading
(in the voice of Owl from the cartoon “The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”). Expensive …. ! Happy birthday to you! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful cord (brings a bucket from which the cord hangs).

The culprit solemnly pulls the cord and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.

Leading
And now I invite everyone present to take part in the “Do you know the hero of the day?” competition. The first guest to answer the question correctly receives candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the most candies will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photograph with a personal autograph and the right to drink with him at the Brotherhood.

Sample list of questions.
1. Name the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, weight at birth.
3. Where did this event take place?
4. What time of day was it.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The birthday boy’s best school friend
8. What kind of education did he receive?
9. Where was the first day of work?
10. When I bought my first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
12. Where did you meet your other half?
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. State the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres does the dacha plot occupy?
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Car brand.
24. Name of your best friend (girlfriend).
25. Favorite song.

It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although everything depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question; in this case, they are purely symbolic.

This is where we can finish the official part and move on to the wild entertainment part.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.

Joke-raffle “Fun fortune-telling”

Good people, I’ll try to surprise you
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)

We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!

Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!

When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.

Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!

You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”

You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats"

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.

If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!

There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!

There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!

My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!

This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!

You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from a shoe lace!

So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!

If you want to be happy,
So this is some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...

Scenario for the 55th anniversary (for a woman)

Script Lead: Dear colleagues! Dear birthday girl!

Today we, in a friendly, cheerful company, in our so-called “banquet hall,” decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.

Why are there so many people?
All my friends have gathered here,
For a well-deserved rest,
They came to congratulate you.

Well, here's two A's for you,
How quickly the years fly by
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!

Of course it's not 16
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!

After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.

Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.

Director: Dear _______________!

From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Today please accept our congratulations
We are pleased to congratulate you and wish you
Still work, still dare.
Do not grow old in soul and appearance
Be blooming as before.
Keep the flame of the soul and continue to love.
Be as beautiful as always for you for many years to come.

(A gift is given)

The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I'm Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.

Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.

As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!

Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!

Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!

Host: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues,
I’ll tell everyone: “Pour it!”

I suggest you drink to these wonderful wishes!

Host: You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But we really did have a little pensioner.

Leading: A word of congratulations is presented to our pensioners.

1. The hour has come for retirement!
It happens to us once in a lifetime!

2.We came here today
I wish you many years to come,
Please accept Lyubasha from us
Hello pensioners.

3. I worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain,
This is why, dear,
You have been given a pension.

4.Will you stay at home?
You will be bored, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will immediately look younger.

5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone without hiding anything:
Every age has its own charm!

6. Our age only brings experience
He doesn't age you at all:
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.

7. Don’t be sad and don’t be sad,
There's no going back to those days of old
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to doctors.

8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We would like to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Do not know sorrows and grief.

9.And we wish you continued
Not getting old, but getting younger.
Multiply series of fives
Yes, live in abundance
Without despondency and problems,
To be needed always and by everyone.

Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. Based on all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.

Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!

Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.
Responsibilities: (on screen)

Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.

Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it.

Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)

When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.

Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do!

Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and give a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave you life, birth!

Please raise your glasses and drink to the parents of the hero of the day __________________!

Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
So that your wallet is always tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we're talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and shoulder
V family life for her. AND
So, word from the wife of the hero of the day.

How much beauty is there in the world:
Sun, blue sky,
And spring flowers
They can't compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side,
There was everything: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on our door.
We won't let her into the house
Let him walk longer
When he comes again later,
Let him not find us at home.
You are my good one
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.

I give you this song. “I love you to tears” or others.

Thank you for finding words that please and comfort you at the right moment.

I want to drink to the fact that you exist!

Leading: Today telegrams were sent to the hero of the day. Let me read them
Telegrams:

Granny, hello, don't be sad,
The candy is out, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to a beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed him with a considerable amount of intelligence.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.

So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them too have fun and pleasure today.
Dear guests! We learned a lot today about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him yet. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.

Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary

Happy thirty year anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate takes them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries,
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!

Let's all fill our glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!

Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__ Ivan's anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to start having a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.

And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.

We congratulate you on this significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings,
You'll probably receive it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.

I offer the floor to congratulate my friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children’s nursery group “Mouse” has come to your holiday!

Congratulates Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior nursery team.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!

Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drop some red into your glasses.

Believe it if you want
Believe it or not if you want it,
There is an animal wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called “moose”
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
So that you DREAM about good things, so that things succeed
May everything always come true!

We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot,
But now all the strength has begun to flourish.
Let hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May he be full of success!
We don’t want to turn away from it!

In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, that there will be a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. During those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes. And again in their souls good mood, the sun is shining in their souls again. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and stormy days, do not forget to take mango fruits. And if you don’t have juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees

For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul has not aged over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To make your wife love you more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May luck not leave you!

Listen, Ivan, this is the thing -
Vodka boiled in the glasses,
So that she doesn't run out of steam,
We need to sip a little.
For a reason like this
Let's say a small toast.

Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, so he drinks, as he beat, so he hits.
- Well, thank God, if only he wasn’t sick!
For the health of everyone present!

Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.

We had a great time on your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving for the house and the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.

IN modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with interesting scenario You don’t need a lot of time, but just pick some cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

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Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
2. There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
3. They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.

   The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.

4. There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
5. A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
6. The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a gentle knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
7. The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
8. The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
   After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

1. First and last name.
2. Age: in the prime of life.
3. Pulse: cannot be measured.
4. Blood type: many red cells.
5. Heart rate: happy.
6. Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
7. Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
8. Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
9. Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have a lot individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on your birthday.