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Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.

This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It’s difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone is solving the most difficult problem - what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.

This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create an all-female car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.

One more humorous skit on the topic of finding a birthday gift. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.

Sketch about school, studying

From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of strict inspection.

It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion last call or school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly - funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the children's letters and is completely disappointed in them.

Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketch-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's evening. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.

Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director scolds the artists who performed at children’s New Year's parties. A sketch in the spirit of a Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for corporate new year party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.

The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party guaranteed!

Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

Current New Year's scene on school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.

Scenario of the show “Talent! Music! Children!"

Fanfare sounds. The text sounds behind the scenes.

Peace and joy to you who live!

To all the people whose labor the earth lives on,
Life goes on, the earth blooms,
Existence exists in the world.

At this time, slides with the title of the show are shown, and the curtain opens.
Presenters on stage .
Albina. Hello, dear residents of our village!
Rustam. Good afternoon, dear guests!
Aidar. Each of us has our own plans for life, but we are all united by our village, where our grandparents lived, where our parents live, where we were born and are growing up.

Alina We were born to live joyfully,
To play together, to be strong friends.

Wiener. To give each other smiles and flowers,
May all our dreams come true in life.

Alina Guryeva. We are starting an amateur arts program

"School mosaic!" Our concert opens with the Fashion Theater “Yaz Gole”

Number 1 Fashion Theater "Yaz Gole"

Presenter Alina G. What a blessing it is that you can
Look at people dear to you
To the land whose saintly features are similar
With the features of your old mother.

Lead Wiener . Happy anniversary, village! Song "Sandugach". on background of the presentation about the village.
Number 2 Song "Sandugach"

Presenter Alina G. . Our program is continued by debutants. Albina Gainulina speaks before you. Poem "My Puppy"
Number 3. Poem "My Puppy" Albina Gainulina.

Presenter Alina G.. We thank you, dear viewers, for your support of little artists. Those who can make mistakes and forget words - everything is forgiven for them!

Hosted by Wiener. The celebration continues with the group "Bells". Song "Merry Men".

Number 4. Song "Merry Men". Performed by the group "Bells"

Presenter Alina R. At school we supported both Olympians and Paralympians with a flash mob.

Number 5. Dance. "Get up..."

Number 6. " Little night serenade"

Against the background of musicA little night serenade
Alina R. Quietly, quietly, let's sit next to you - Music comes into our home Aidar Ved This music is in a hurry And he leads us along.

Alina R. I listen to this music and imagine ancient Salzburg, the birthplace of Mozart. Before my eyes there is a small old house in which the Mozart family lived, and Maestrino himself - a cheerful boy in a silver wig. Aidar : Mozart was a child prodigy: at the age of four the boy wrote his first concerto for the clavier. Alina R. : Mozart's entire childhood different corners Europe entertained the audience, playing the clavier with his eyes closed. At one of the concerts, a cat suddenly appeared on the stage... Mozart stopped playing and ran towards her as fast as he could. Forgetting about the audience, the young genius began to play with the animal, and to his father’s angry cry he answered: - Well, daddy, just a little more, because the harpsichord won’t go anywhere, but the cat will leave... Aidar : At the age of seven, Wolfgang wrote his first symphony, at the age of twelve - his first opera, Bastien und Bastien. Alina R. : At the Bologna Academy there was a rule not to accept anyone under the age of twenty-six as members of the academy. But an exception was made for the child prodigy Mozart. He became an academician of the Bologna Academy at the age of fourteen

Aidar: One day, a certain high-ranking dignitary decided to talk with young Mozart, who by that time had already gained worldwide fame. How to contact a boy? - To say “you” to Mozart is inconvenient, his fame is too great, and to say “you” is too much of an honor for a boy... Alina R.: After much thought, this gentleman finally found what seemed to him a convenient form of addressing the young celebrity. - We were in France and England? We had great success? - asked the dignitary. - I've been there, sir. But I must admit, I have never met you anywhere except Salzburg! – The simple-minded Wolfgang answered him.

Aidar : Genuine immortal works of art remain accessible and bring pleasure to all times and peoples. Alina : How multifaceted music is! How young She, sounding through layers of time, Touches strings in people's hearts Love, sadness, memory, dreams.

Aidar. Romance performed by Mukhametova L.

Number 7. Song. Mukhametova L.
Alina R.:

A lot has been said about the waltz,He is sung in songs and poems,And no matter how many dances happen,And there really isn’t anything better than tango!

Number 8. "Tango"

Rustam:

I recently watched an old war film
And I don’t know who to ask:
– Why do our people and our country
Did you have to endure so much grief?

Number 9. Against the background of music "Scarlet sunsets." Children come on stage with scarves.

Alina is reading behind the scenes

The stars are getting brighter, the sky is doves,

But for some reason my heart suddenly squeezes,

When we remember all the children,

Whom that war deprived of childhood.

Aiman-apa reads

We came into this world

Just before the war,

Black swastika shadow

Swept over the country.

The fathers stood up with their chests,

Defending your home

The war was raging

In this big world.

We don't remember our fathers

We don't remember their faces

They are there... far away...

They died at the borders...

We are children of war,

We didn’t know the happiness of childhood,

We are not given it

Our happiness was stolen.

There is no need to feel sorry for us

We are made of stone and steel

Our pride lives on

And the soul is not tired.

People, let me breathe

Don't ruin old age for us,

We have troubles from childhood,

Two lives left.

Alina is reading behind the scenes

Children learned their childhood in the ruins of houses,

This memory will never be killed,

Quinoa is their food, and dugout is their shelter.

And the dream is to live to see Victory.

Aiman-apa reads

Children of war and the cold blows,
Children of war and the smell of hunger,
Children of war and hair on end:
There are gray hairs on children's bangs
The earth is washed with children's tears,
Soviet and non-Soviet children.
Their blood turns red on the parade ground like poppies
The grass drooped where the children cried
Children of war, the pain is desperate
And how many minutes of silence do they need!

Albina:

I realized this recently
but may God grant that everyone understands:
two words in the world the most important -
family and home, father and mother!
Rustam The children give the Tatar dance to their relatives.

Number 10. Tatar dance.

Albina: The song “Spring” performed by Arina Giniyatullina and Rozalia Saifullina.

Number 11. Song by A. Giniyatullina and R. Saifullina

Alina G.

let us rarely talk to each other,
what we love, miss, wait for.
there is no better and sweeter friend,
than the long-awaited father's house!

Wiener. A poem performed by Ilyas Kashapov, a winner of the regional competition “Djalilov Readings”.
Number 12. Verse by Kashapov.

Wiener. A gypsy group arrived for our holiday. Dance "Darling"

Number 13. Gypsy Dance

Albina.

Russia, you are the only one with us,
And we are all responsible for you.
Rustam.

On the map we are united, we are a country,
In our hearts and thoughts we are children of Russia!

Number14. Choir “We are children of the sun”

Yesterday, February 21, the qualifying (regional) stage of the regional festival-show “Your talents, Zaporozhye region!” took place at the Center for Children and Youth Creativity! within the framework of the All-Ukrainian Open Festival of Children's Amateur Arts “One Motherland”.

The event was attended by students from secondary schools in the city, who presented 33 numbers, pupils of the Children's Youth and Youth Theater, who performed 35 numbers, and the Zvezdny Children's Youth Theater - 3 numbers. In total, the jury watched 71 performances. Also, two exhibitions of decorative and applied art “Know and Love Your Land” were presented to the jury’s attention.

The work of young Berdyansk residents was evaluated by a competent jury consisting of representatives of the Zaporozhye Regional Center for Artistic and Aesthetic Creativity and the Zaporozhye Regional Institute of Postgraduate Pedagogical Education.

One of the jury members, member of the Union of Artists of Ukraine Leonid Tomilin shared his impressions of viewing the exhibition of children's works:

The works presented at the exhibitions are very diverse both in concept and technique. But it’s very nice that all the work is above average. For example, work made from straw, onion and garlic peels is not new technology, but thanks to the experience of the manager and the imagination of the child, the work was done at a high level, with a claim to individuality. You want to come back to them again and again.

We were impressed by the models of yachts and ships - a marine theme is natural for Berdyansk. Very powerful and beautiful works, executed with great skill. It’s immediately clear that the manager knows his business; it seems that if we increase the work a little, then we can safely launch it. We wanted to take all the models to an exhibition in Zaporozhye, but this is physically impossible, so we chose only one yacht.

The works made of cold porcelain especially attract attention at the exhibition. There is a desire to touch these flowers, because you can’t believe that they are not real. This is a filigree technique.

Methodist of the city education department Svetlana Vasilyeva: “We must present the best teams of the city schools and the Central Children’s Youth School to the jury”

Methodologist of the city education department Svetlana Vasilyeva told how the numbers for the review were selected:

Selection for the festival took place over two days – February 7 and 8. We have reviewed huge amount children's performances, really enjoyed the concert. But, unfortunately, it was necessary to choose a very limited number of rooms. For two days we conferred late into the night and decided which rooms would be included in competitive program. It was a great pity to have to give up some performances. After all, only two hours are allotted for representatives of all schools at the review. Children showed their talents in vocal, instrumental, choreographic, theatrical, and literary genres.

Director of the Center for Children and Youth Creativity Natalia Lysenko spoke about the achievements of some teams:

Today we have already received highly appreciated our exemplary artistic group of the art studio “Fantasy”, we are recommended to submit documents to the Ministry of Education of Ukraine for confirmation of the title “Exemplary”. Also, the title “Exemplary” is today confirmed by our folk instrument orchestra. The children and the director of the choreographic ensemble “Solnyshko”, who today confirm the title “People’s”, are even more worried. We are looking forward to the performance of our guys. We are sure that everything will be fine for them. Because all jobs have a high level of professionalism and a desire to win.

The song “Swans” is performed by Reidina E., secondary school No. 13

The "Young Craftsmen" club of the Central Children's and Youth Center presented the collective work "Roses" at the exhibition

And at various holidays, in addition to amateur performances, at which the vocal and dancing talents of classmates are clearly demonstrated, funny dramatizations, theatrical performances and skits are especially popular.

We offer a scenario comic school skit "Deserved grade", written based on the story of the same name by Konstantin Melikhan (thanks to the author!). Such a scene can be shown on any holiday: Day of Knowledge, Teacher's Day, March 8, or graduations.

Characters:

Teacher Maria Ivanovna (name can be any)

Schoolchildren (it’s better to call the guys by their proper names; in this scenario, the names are conditional. There may be more or less of them)

School scene script

Maria Ivanovna: Denis, where do wood grouse winter?

Denis: They roam under the snow.

Maria Ivanovna: Interesting observation. Lera, what do you know about crabs?

Lera: Crabs... (waiting for a hint) These are fish... Similar to crayfish!

Maria Ivanovna: Sit down, already! Julia, What class does the cross spider belong to?

Julia: To the cruciferous class!

Maria Ivanovna: And our Yulia has all the flowers on her mind! Where do hamsters live? Kirill!

Kirill: At the pet store!

Maria Ivanovna: What are you saying?!!!

Rogov enters

Maria Ivanovna: Well, why are you late this time?

Rogov: I accidentally fell into a puddle, returned home to change clothes, and at the same time... had lunch.

Maria Ivanovna: And how did you eat? Sit down, my goodness! Well, since we're all here, let's listen to... Rogov! Learned?

Rogov: Learned.

Maria Ivanovna: Get started!

Rogov: Aloud?

Maria Ivanovna (menacingly): Rogov!

Rogov: Your smile is wonderful!

Maria Ivanovna (conciliatory): Well, well, Rogov, tell me.

Rogov: Your hair is always so neat! Not what I have.

Maria Ivanovna (embarrassed): Thank you.

Rogov: Your blouse is beautiful, it suits you.

Maria Ivanovna: Am I right, you haven't learned your lesson?

Rogov: Sorry, I didn't learn. You can’t hide anything from you... Of course, with such and such work experience! How long have you, Mary Vanna, been suffering with people like me at school?

Maria Ivanovna: Oh, Rogov, Rogov! Tell me, where do birds fly for the winter?

Rogov: There!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down. Troika!

(Addresses to the class): Well, since Rogov distinguished himself so much for us, I’ll ask everyone. Now we will conduct a quick survey with you. Anya, what benefits do ants bring?

Anya: Ants protect fruits from caterpillars, and people then collect and preserve them.

Maria Ivanovna: Who knows why some birds fly south?

Fedya: And some are probably lazy!

Maria Ivanovna: Look, our Fedor has woken up! Where do whales live? Well!

In chorus: In China!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, you are on a roll with me today: the further you go, the more interesting it gets! How do pigeons reproduce? Rogov!

Rogov: Pigeons lay eggs and then hatch from them.

Maria Ivanovna: It’s good that it’s not cabbage rolls! Sit down, my dear... Julia, what are nature reserves?

Julia: Nature reserves are places where animals take a break from people.

Maria Ivanovna (walking around the class): Really? I didn’t even know! Where can I find a teacher reserve? Kirill, what skull bones do you know?

Kirill (waking up): Frontal, parietal and back of the head!

Maria Ivanovna examines the note taken from the girls.

Rogov (speaks to Fedor, his desk neighbor): There is no secret here: tell this kikimore a lie about her eyes and blouses, and she will relax!

Fedya: Hush, you will hear!

Rogov: Nonsense! Don't drift, she's two meters away and Ramstein won't hear!

Maria Ivanovna (takes his seat): Now let’s listen to Rogov.

Rogov: You already asked me...

Maria Ivanovna: And I’ll ask you about an old topic. Tell us about...

Rogov: Your smile is wonderful...

Maria Ivanovna: What else?

Maria Ivanovna: Closer to the topic!

Rogov: You have the figure of a top model!

Maria Ivanovna (looking at his figure doubtfully): So you don’t know anything at all!

Rogov: You are just like Messing, you see everything, you know everything! And why did you go to school to work? You're spoiling your nervous system because of people like me. Tomorrow is a holiday: You should go to a spa salon, but here you are ruining your health! And even better - go to the sea, read poetry, meet a good person!

Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down, Rogov. Troika...

Scenario “The Tale of Fedot – the Sagittarius, the Daring Young Man”

(number of amateur performances from the class on New Year's holiday)

(Fanfares sound)
Leading: In some kingdom
In some state
Not high, not low, not far, not close
Once upon a time there lived a king, the sovereign of that side.
(The king enters, the princess runs after him, the ambassador walks importantly, the king and ambassador sit down at the table.)

Tsar(to the ambassador): Good afternoon, happy hour
We are glad to see you with us.
Believe me, salaam alaikum,
Bona sir, you are out of das.

Princess(to the ambassador): Where are you from? How old are you?
Are you married or not?

Tsar: Tsk, you fool, shut up! Place the dough near the oven.
Come on, march to your room and teach solfege!

Leading: The king and the ambassador are sitting at the table,
They conduct conversations with any food.

Tsar: Causes antiresis
Your nutritional process:
How is it going abroad?
“Snickers” with or without “Mars”?

Ambassador: Yes.

Tsar: Causes antiresis
And such a cut:
How do you dance the polka:
With or without music?

Ambassador: Yes!

Tsar: So I got it right: “Yes yes yes”
Foreign obscurantist!
How would you surprise him?
Maybe we should invite Fedot?
Call Fedot the Sagittarius, a daring fellow!

(Merry music sounds, Fedot enters)
Fedot: Hello, my dear king!
How are you living? Are you not sick?

Tsar (slowly, thinking):
Get a carpet by morning,
Gold embroidered pattern.
State business -
Hurt yourself, but be kind!

Leading: Fedot went home
Mute from grief.
Food doesn't come to mind:
The king is angry - that’s the problem!

Fedot: Yesterday you asked for a carpet,
Well, I got him!
Everything is according to the agreement -
Both the drawing and the color!

(The Ambassador examines the carpet, winces, shakes his head)
Ambassador :
No! No! Guten so!
Everything is wrong, everything is wrong!

Fedot: Ah-ah! Is the carpet not pleasing to the eye?
Is the pattern in the carpet wrong?
Well, I put it under his arm,
And the conversation is over!
(Makes a motion as if raking a carpet.)

Tsar:
I would like to beat you with whips,
Four or five
So that you don't get rid of yourself
Over serious people!

Ambassador: Yes! Yes!

Princess: People, people! What should we do?
How would you surprise the ambassador?

(The poem “New Year” sounds)
Ambassador: Know, know!

Princess: Why is the poem not good for you?!
Fedot: We are like this, we are like this,
Maybe he's just... a fool?

Leading: And then they remembered in their spare time
About my old friend!

(Music sounds, the Tsar's Nanny appears.)

Nurse:(to the king): You chavoy are not yourself,
Not rosy, not alive.
Is Ali a Swede near St. Petersburg?
Is he a Turk near Moscow?

Tsar: That's enough, nanny. I'm not sick!
You see - the English ambassador.
I don't know what to do
What would surprise him?

Nurse: You chavoy are out of your mind,
There's a pimple on my lip!
Oh, you'll waste your health
In the political struggle!
Everything stings and hurts,
And my chest burns with fire,
I have long suspected
You have encephalitis.

Tsar: You're fooling me
We couldn't even think!
You have all five convolutions
Get to work!

Nurse:. Seven eight, twice two,
Earn your head
Please advise what we can do
Surprise an overseas fruit
So that he is wildly delighted
He would shout: “Believe gud!”

Tsar: Speak up, don’t be tormented!

Nurse:.ABOUT! I found your answer!
I speak as a local historian!

(Whispers something in the king's ear)

Tsar: Is it snowing?

Fedot: It's snowing!

Tsar: So, the holiday is New Year!
What a nanny! No doubt!
Finally, I found the answer!

Princess: Well, you, friends, get up,
Round dances begin,
Hide your ears, hide your nose,
Santa Claus himself is coming to us!
(The song “Russian Santa Claus” plays)

Father Frost: WITH Happy New Year,

Happy New Year

Congratulations to all children

Congratulations to all guests!

I visited you a year ago,

I'm glad to see everyone again

Snow Maiden(runs up to grandfather):
I was in a hurry to see you guys,
But I got a little lost.
I didn't come alone
And I brought you guests.
Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness and joy
A hundred years of bright life
And a hundred pounds of health!
Grandfather, come up with a game
Amuse the kids!

Ambassador: Bill I am in the king's retinue.
Now where did you go?
(approaches the Christmas tree) What is this? Some kind of Christmas tree
Decorated to the nines...
Children, what about the buffet?

Snow Maiden: Children, let's say in unison: "No!"

Ambassador: Well, then explain to me,
What are you doing here?
Why a Christmas tree, karavot?

Snow Maiden: We are celebrating New Year!

Ambassador: Oh friends. Honestly!
I'm so happy
I can climb up a Christmas tree!

Father Frost: According to custom, gifts
I'm supposed to give it.
I won't let anyone
Break this custom!

Father Frost: Come, honest people,
Receive gifts!
It's time for me to head back
It's getting hot!

(The chimes sound. All participants in the performance come out to the audience.).