Mother-in-law and mother-in-law are the characters in the scenes. Jokes about mother-in-law. My mother-in-law has a smart head

Review: After the wedding, the newlyweds become not only one flesh, but also one family. The example of Yasha and Maria shows in what strange ways one sometimes has to realize the participation in one’s family and the participation in one’s life not only of a loved one, but also of his relatives.

Scene 1

Yasha: Maria, shall we go to our parents today?

Maria: To whose parents?

Yasha: How to whose? Of course, to mine.

Maria: We visited them last time. Now let's go to mine.

Yasha: No I do not want to. Mine are better. Yes, we haven’t been with them for a long time.

Maria: Of course, it’s better for you: they immediately “Yashenka, sit down,” yes, they will give you the last thing, they always protect you. And it's my fault.

Yasha: But what if you really don’t deserve their love?!

Maria: With what?

Yasha: Yes, because you don’t call my mother “mom”, but she’s offended.

Maria: What do you call mine? All mother-in-law, yes mother-in-law, what kind of mother-in-law is she to you?

Yasha: And my mother is your mother-in-law, yes mother-in-law!

Maria: Let's not do that anymore, let's call them moms. You will have two mothers, and I will have two. Well, okay, let's go to mom.

Yasha: Whose?

Maria: Whose again? Of course, to mine!

Yasha: No! Today only to mine.

Maria: I want to go to mine!

Yasha: And I’m going to mine!

Maria: Well, go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Scene 2

Yasha: And here is my mother-in-law.

Maria: Mother-in-law again! Where?

Yasha: There she stood at the bus stop. She probably went on the bus.

Maria: I'll go to her.

Maria quickly stood up and headed back, where she hoped to find her mother. Her mother-in-law stood with her back to her, but since she had the same scarf and similar cloak as her mother, she came up from behind, hugged her, called her “mom” and kissed her joyfully. “Mom” turned around and Yasha’s mother stood in front of Maria. Maria was very embarrassed, but her mother did not notice her embarrassment from the joy that her daughter-in-law called her mom for the first time. She hugged her too and asked:

Mother: Where is Yasha?

Maria: Yasha is here.

Mother: Where are you going today?

Yasha: Hello mother! And I'm coming to you.

Maria: Yes, we are coming to you.

Mother: It’s so good that you came to us today, otherwise I was already worried that something had happened?

Scene 3

Father: I am so glad that you came to us. We are already waiting for you. Sit down, daughter, closer and tell me how you live.

Maria: Yes, we live...

Mother: They live well. See how joyful and shining they are! They arrived together, which means everything is fine with them. Is it true?

Yasha: Yes OK.

Father: Listen, wife, what happened?

Mother: I don't know myself.

Yasha: Well, everything turned out great! But still it turned out my way.

Maria: Let's not do it again! Let's live together and not argue about whose mother is smarter and better.

Yasha: I agree with you on everything and today we will go to your mother. But the main thing is that they managed without the goat that my mother told me about more than once.

Maria: What goat?

Yasha: But I don’t know myself, whether it’s white or black.

Maria: Or maybe gray?

Yasha: Maybe gray. The fact is that my parents wanted to buy a goat so that when we arrived, they could release it. He would run into you, and you would scream “mom” in fear.

Maria: Horrible! I'm very afraid of them. I would not only scream “mom” but also “dad”.

Yasha: Like this!

Maria: It's good that everything worked out without the goat!

Expensive [ groom's name] And [ bride's name], and all the young friends who are going to get married, these words come to you: “If you love each other, then love your new parents, and from the first day call them “mom” and “dad.” Believe me, this will only soften their hearts. How good it is for those who do this right away and who manage without a goat.”

Mother-in-law is the mother of the wife, this is a relative who appears as a result of marriage. Since ancient times, the relationship between son-in-law and mother-in-law has been sung in folklore. There is an opinion that the son-in-law hates the mother-in-law and always tries to offend her, so many jokes have appeared and more and more new ones are appearing. In turn, the mother-in-law tries to teach her son-in-law, to pick him up, to expose his shortcomings.
For example:
- Yesterday in the forest I collected three buckets of mushrooms for my mother-in-law.
- What if they are poisonous?
- What do you mean “suddenly”?!
There are also a huge number of ditties, but in general, ditties and anecdotes are just a joke, a way of competition.
But there is also another side of folklore, where they say that the mother-in-law is the second mother, she knows better how to approach her daughter, and with her help you can make your wife happy. There is a belief: look at your mother-in-law and you will see what your wife will be like at the same age.
The mother-in-law is one of the closest people, the keeper of the home, the main assistant, in wise advice, raising grandchildren, preparing delicious pies and pancakes.
For such mothers-in-law we have selected good, kind, bright wishes in verses for congratulations on anniversaries, birthdays . Sincerely congratulate your mother-in-law, thank you for raising such a good wife for you, for wise advice, help in raising your grandchildren, for moral and material help. Wish simple female happiness. And call her mom.

1 - -

Yesterday in the forest I picked three buckets of mushrooms for my mother-in-law.
- What if they are poisonous?
- What do you mean “suddenly”?!

Mother-in-law: - Ungrateful, my daughter gave it to you best years own life!
Son-in-law: - Lord, is the worst yet to come?!..

What do they play the mother-in-law's requiem on?
- On button accordions...

What are you doing tomorrow?
- I’m taking my mother-in-law to the cemetery!
- Oh, how I understand you!!!
- No, to my father-in-law’s grave.

A woman sends a telegram:
- Happy New Year to my daughter Tanya, granddaughter Lena, grandson Sasha...
Telegraph operator: - They would have written in short: “Congratulations to everyone”...
- Right now! And the son-in-law!?

In the middle of the night, a young wife calls her mother:
- Mother! I'm going crazy! It’s already two o’clock in the morning, and my husband is not there... He probably has a mistress.
Mother calms her daughter:
- Don’t be upset, Daughter! Maybe he got hit by a car.

The mother-in-law swallowed 50 kopecks. It's a small thing, but it's nice!

Call the vet:
- Hello, Semenych! After lunch, my mother-in-law will come up to you with her dog. So you give her some kind of injection so that she doesn’t suffer and die right away...
Vet:
- Will the dog find its way home?

At the table there is a husband, wife and mother-in-law.
- Honey, I think our mother choked. Clap for her!
Husband (claps his hands):
- Bravo, We are very happy!

A man meets his friend, all covered in bruises and scratches. He asks him:
-Where are you from?
- I buried my mother-in-law.
- Why is he all beaten up?
- Yes, I kicked a lot...

In a pharmacy, the seller explains to the buyer:
- No, don’t persuade me to buy arsenic, you need a recipe, one photograph of your mother-in-law is not enough.

Listen, my mother-in-law and I are so lucky!
- Really? And where did you dig up such a treasure?
- I buried it, buddy. Buried it.

The mother-in-law comes to her son-in-law. Her grandson meets her at the door.
- Grandma, who brought you?
- Nobody, I came myself.
- And dad said: “It’s the devil again!”

About the mother-in-law: The son-in-law buried his mother-in-law, leaves the cemetery in sadness and then bird poop falls on his head. Son-in-law, raising his eyes to the sky:
- Mom, are you there already?

I often wake up at night and, choking on tears, bury myself in my pillow.
I cannot understand how our Lord allowed Hitler, Chikatile and my mother-in-law Svetlana Fedorovna to be born

From the protocol: V.I. Sidorov’s hunting rifle, which had been hanging on the wall for three years, suddenly fired. Mother-in-law of Sidorov V.I. dodged the shot, but was hit in the back with the butt.

A man died. Sitting in the heavenly marshalling yard, awaiting his fate. A train with a sign "To Hell" passes by. He makes a short stop, and then his mother-in-law appears in the window opposite. At first the man was taken aback, then he controlled himself and said: “Mom! How glad I am to see you! Are you going to the procedure now?”

Mother-in-law came to visit. The little grandson happily hugs her and says:
- Hooray! Grandma has arrived! Finally, dad will show a trick!
- What trick, grandson?
- And he said that if you come to us again, he will climb the wall!

My mother-in-law put in new teeth for a thousand bucks! Now she has become polite and is afraid to argue with me. The mother-in-law pesters her son-in-law, a new Russian, with a request that after her death she be buried on Red Square. And she completely annoyed the poor fellow:
- In short, son-in-law, spin as you want, but I want to be buried on Red Square. Well, the son-in-law turned around, paid a lot of money, and the next day he comes and says:
- Well, dear mother-in-law, in short, spin as you want, but the funeral is tomorrow at 12.00.

Is it possible to have a vacation with the whole family on one trip?
- It’s possible if you give the voucher to your mother-in-law.

Dad, is grandma really going to take this train?
- You should talk less and unscrew the rail faster...

Meeting the hero of the day

(Guests line up in a row of three or four people, make way for the words of the presenter. The hero of the day enters the hall and stops opposite the “star path.”)

Leading: Make way, friends, make way,
At this moment, smile from your heart,
Skip ahead without a doubt
You are the one whose birthday it is.

(The hero of the day comes out)

Expensive...!
Today you brightly illuminate all your guests,
After all, you direct the reflections of your star to them.
So may your rays continue to grace us with affection,
And life seems great to us a fairy tale
(Applause.)

So that we can extend this fairy tale,
At least for a little bit
Take your time, manage to walk
Star track.
Every star is just a mystery
You only need one guess.
Feel free to take the star path
And guess at least something!

Each of us dreams about this,
I think that includes you,
Get it from a man's hands
Now beautiful... (flowers)
(They give a bouquet of flowers)

To remember your biography later.
We will do this now... (photo)

From now on, pamper your husband more often,
After all, he gives you his... (kiss)
(The husband kisses the birthday girl)

For all the heroes of the occasion
In moments like these,
We are ready to give endlessly... (applause)

We can’t avoid miracles today,
Let it fall from the sky now... (confetti)
(A star with confetti is attached to the ceiling. One of the guests pulls the string, confetti showers the birthday girl.)

(Guests sing the song "Happybirthdaytoyou")

And it's time to honor these minutes
We can hear the anniversary here... (fireworks.)
(Guests, piercing air balloons, imitate fireworks).

Leading: You passed the test, birthday girl, amazingly.
We want you to invite everyone to the table.
(The birthday girl invites everyone to the table. The guests are seated.)

When the guests came in, they were taken aback when they saw our birthday girl at full height in a cardboard form with balloons in her hand. (I enlarged the photo to its full height, printed it out, glued it onto cardboard, in this case from the refrigerator). Everyone really liked the birthday girl, in the end everyone wanted to take a photo with this particular birthday girl.

Feast

Leading: Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
(Music. Guests fill their glasses.)

Leading: Dear guests!
You are all witnesses that on our horizon
One star's light is not dimming now.
And by the way, there is one fan among us,
Who has been studying this for many years.
The floor is given to the closest and dearest person - the husband of the birthday girl

Leading: Today to the birthday girl with a low bow
The constellation turns
What belongs to family and friends.
(Congratulations to relatives)

Here I had the Pioneers. In caps, ties, with flags. Some people had their knees taped with a plaster, others were picking their noses. With these words, read in turn:
Comic congratulations Aunt NATASHA! Pioneers!

1. We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world!
To be with you again today,

2. Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!

3. We have come to you so that on this day again
Give the Komsomol and the party the floor,
That we will always respect all adults -
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!

4. We came to you to learn from our elders
How to drink so as not to get drunk at all.
How to eat to keep your figure -
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!

5.We are the pioneers of the Soviet country
Aunt NATASHA has been in love with you for a long time.
We couldn't find a better friend.
We came to congratulate you today.

6. We say, without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt NATASHA, are younger than us:
We must take your example in this too!

After this, the “pioneers” leave the room with a pioneer salute to the song:

EAT:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We are pioneers, we want a glass.
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!!!

This congratulation on a large postcard is read in 2 lines by children and grandchildren, the last two lines all together:

Our dear, beloved mother.
Grandmother is nice and irreplaceable.
Happy birthday to you,
We wish you all the best in your life,
So that you never get sick,
So that you never grow old
To be forever young,
Cheerful, kind and gentle!
We kiss kind, glorious hands.
With love to you, your children and grandchildren.

We present our Album, I tell and imagine everything. (We made a festive, comic album from childhood to...the photos were processed in Photoshop)

I: The anniversary will come unexpectedly
In the whirlwind of joys, worries,
Which will drag you into the whirlpool of life,
You won’t suddenly notice how he comes.
But he came, and there’s no hiding from him,
What to do - so be it.
This time too, as they say, we
Let's not talk about years.
Let's wish our mother better
Great prosperity for the family,
Good health and of course,
Do not grow old in body or soul!

Leading: Among all the constellations it is brighter, more cheerful
We are seeing a constellation of friends here.
It hurries to congratulate you on your birthday
And express congratulations to your friend (Congratulations from friends)

Musical pause. The presenter discreetly hides a gift (diploma)

Baba Yaga appears. Sings to the tune of ditties “And the locomotive ran, the wheels rubbed”:

My broom is all dusty...
You weren’t waiting for me, but I showed up!
Are you celebrating your birthday here?
And you don’t notice anything around!
And I hid a gift for you!
And I didn’t even print my fingers!
They will all remain as a keepsake for Yaga,
But the birthday girl won’t get it!
Ved. No, grandma! We disagree! Better drink with us to the health of the birthday girl and have a snack!
B.Ya. Fathers! She lived to be a thousand years old, but she had never seen such a table!
Well, thank you, you respected the old lady! (drinks a glass of wine)
So be it, I’ll help you find a gift! Here's your first hint:
I swear I'll be old and stooped
If there is no note on the leg... (chair)

The host gives the prize to the person who answered and invites all guests to look for the note. The person with the note tied to the chair leg is awarded a prize.
The note contains the following text:

"Look further quickly
My note at.... (door)
The one who deciphers the rebus receives a prize. The birthday girl is again given the gift that was lying on the window. B. Yaga is about to fly away.
B.Ya.- Oh! Completely forgot! After all, I have an order from Kashchei - to congratulate the birthday girl!
Sings to the melody of V. Dobrynin’s song “Plantain-grass”:
Where the stitch is beaten
Overgrown with quinoa
We walk in love with you, -
Young Leshy and I!
Plantain grass! Natasha, listen!
We will tell you our main secret:
Eat a rejuvenating apple -
And shine with beauty even up to a hundred years!
He takes out a rosy apple.
- He couldn’t give me a gift for the millennium! Well, it’s okay, I’ll rejuvenate with you!
After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all wines turn into the elixir of youth! So, let's pour everything, drink...
Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!
Everyone is now seventeen years old!

Baba Yaga takes off her nose with glasses and a scarf.
- Well, I’ve become rejuvenated, thanks to your birthday girl! Now it's time for me to go!
Sings to the tune of the song "Farewell to Love":
- Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!
I'm already at the runway!
I'm hurrying to the Sabbath on this starry evening
And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!
It was so wonderful here at the anniversary -
You call it whatever you want!
Or a birthday, or a jam day,
Or an evening of happiness and love!
(Flies away on a broom).

Leading: Dear guests! We always admire the shining stars in the night sky. Our attention is especially drawn to the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, which are popularly simply called the dipper. We managed to get these star ladles from the sky, and we invite you, friends, to drink a star drink from them, making a toast in honor of our hero of the day.
(Toast from the guests.)

Congratulatory riddle telegrams (including from guests)

The presenter announces:
Congratulatory telegrams arrived for Natalya, but all of them were unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to everyone, as well as guests. And even fairy-tale heroes!

Telegrams can be made real, with stamps, if necessary, I’ll send off the form. I also downloaded the program with seals, and on the bluest seal it was written (Happy Anniversary, the full name of the hero of the day) with the seal no longer left, this is what I found:

EXAMPLES OF TELEGRAMS:

LET THEM WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN Natalia's EAR!
QUEEN NAMED...... FROG

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!
HAVE FUN, Natasha! ........ MALVINA

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! ..... SNOW MAID

I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... ROTARU

I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE!
HELLO MUSICAL FROM..... BULANOVA.

LIVE, Natasha, HAVE FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD! ............ QUEEN

I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! .......... PIEHA

LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! ............. BABA YAGA

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!
I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!..... PINOCOCIO

LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND,
AND YOU BLOW LIKE A ROSE! …. WINNIE THE POOH

BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN!
GOOD HEALTH TO YOU! ......... ALSU

NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION!
BIG HELLO FROM MOM! .........ORBOX

DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS!
WE WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP.........ARROWS

TELEGRAMS WITH THE GUESTS' NAMES ARE INSERTED HERE
(CONTACT THE AUTHOR)

Leading: Today for the birthday girl is a decisive, turning point in her life. After all, every big event is a real high point that determines our future life. So, the hostess of the celebration,
Your finest hour is already coming.
Now you are in the role of a deity,
And the whole room wants to listen to you.
(Response from the hostess)

Leading: I ask you, guests, to drink you
Here's to the finest hour!
(The guests drink.)
Props:
3 sundresses, 3 scarves, 3 brooms (brooms are better), 1 accordion (you can use a child’s one).

The most active, cheerful men are selected from the guests, dressed in sundresses, given props and the text of ditties written on postcards. It is advisable to conduct a rehearsal before the performance itself. Then the host of the anniversary asks the hero of the day to accept congratulations from the fabulous, mysterious old ladies. And Babok Ezhek invites him to the hall. The ideal option would be if you have an accordion player who can play Babok Ezhek's ditties from the film "The Flying Ship", or if you have a recorded phonogram without a voice.

Text of ditties.

Eh, play, have fun!
It's Natalya's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

One: Walked along the forest side,
The anniversary ran after me:
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!

One: The drunkest of the guests -
It's someone's anniversary
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions.

One: And Natalya is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!

One: How old is she -
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at 80 years old!

All: Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Natalya's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Leading: Dear birthday girl! There are many pleasures in life. And we, of course, wish you a hundred of them on your birthday. But, you understand, not all wishes come true. Therefore, we have to find out which of the hundred joys of life are definitely waiting for you in the coming year until your next birthday.

We'll make a starfall
Catch all the stars.
How many of them can you catch here?
You will discover so many joys.
(The presenter throws up stars on which “the joys of life” are written, the birthday girl tries to catch them.)
You can make stars any way you like on paper, you can make them shiny and lots of them....

Inscriptions on the stars:

1. The bliss of attending a philharmonic concert.
2. Quiet joy after sowing seeds in a wooden box on the windowsill.
Exuberant rejoicing after winning the cup match of your favorite team.
1. Pleasant learning about the amount of interest accrued on a bank account.
2. One hundred percent relaxation while staying in a 100-degree sauna.
Exotic pleasure from making love in an unsuitable place.
1. The pleasure of “shopping” (shopping) in a foreign capital.
2. Primitive delight during duck hunting.
3. Unbridled fun at a drunken and stupid party.
4. Anxious anticipation of a compliment while treating guests to homemade pickles and preserves.
Selfish joy from personal acquaintance with the famous.
1. The blissful frenzy of sitting with a jig in your hands on the ice near the hole.
2. A pleasant ache in the joints after hilling a potato plantation.
(The inscriptions on the stars caught by the birthday girl are announced to everyone. Then those that she missed are read out.)

Leading: Stars fell from the sky,
And the guests were all punished,
So that from them without delay
The necklace was collected here.
Two people are invited to compete in creating a star necklace. At the signal, you need to attach the stars using paper clips to the New Year's rain thread. Who will be able to use greatest number stars and completes the task faster, he will be considered the winner.

To always be with friends,
We all need to perform... (song.)
The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I’m Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.
Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!

guest
POUR CHAMPAGNE INTO GLASSES
AND WE DRINK EVERYTHING TO THE BOTTOM!
WE RAISE OUR Toast TO YOUTH,
AND YOUTH IS NOT ALONE!
FOR A BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED WOMAN
THERE IS A FIXED AGE - 25!
SO LET THE YEARS FLY PAST, LIKE BIRDS,
DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE YOUR PRINT!
STAY AS ENERGETIC
IT'S NOT IN VAIN THAT YOU WORKED FOR SO MANY YEARS!
BE SO FUN, NICE,
AND MAY DESTINY KEEP YOU FROM TROUBLES!

Musical pause.

Name decoding:

The presenter writes the first letters of the birthday girl’s first and last name.
- Decipher them by their first letters!
For example, for:
Natalia
Tender
Neat
Mysterious
Artistic
Darling
b - soft
Bright

Sincere
Faithful
Ah, what a woman!
REAL
CHARMING
Almighty
Artistic

The birthday girl chooses the option that she liked best, and this adjective is written on a piece of whatman paper. Then it is read out and here is the toast again...

The hero of the day’s friends come up to her and sing congratulations to the tune of the song “Snowfall.” Girlfriends sing.

Chorus.

Girlfriends sing.

You haven't had time to drink up your autumn yet,
And your anniversary has already crept up and is waiting.
He is gray and has added a few wrinkles,
He will bring you more surprises!

Chorus.
Anniversary, anniversary, this is not old age at all,
This is a grateful dawn of mature beauty!
So let’s pour some glasses and drink to the joy of it.
And the hours of fun will fly by like a moment!

And we also wish you, dear,
Long life and great luck.
So that there is joy and happiness in your home,
But trouble would have passed him by!

The most attentive. Held at the table

Competition program dedicated to the day Mothers
"MY SECOND MOTHER"

1 ved: Good afternoon, dear friends, good holiday!
First of all, I sincerely congratulate all the women present here on the holiday of Love, Kindness and Wisdom - Happy Mother's Day!
2 ved. It is a holiday today. And on holidays it is customary to give gifts
ki. We decided not to deviate from this wonderful tradition.
traditions, and at the very beginning of our holiday to our mothers
give…
1 led. What to give? After all, women are designed in such a way that if
give everyone something the same, they will be offended, they will think -
Why do I need something that everyone else has? If you give everyone something...
something special, they will be offended again, suddenly a gift for a neighbor is
more valuable?
2 ved. Therefore, we will give you something that, on the one hand, will
the same as everyone else, and, on the other hand, will be perceived
be considered by each of you as something very individual-
no.
TOGETHER: MEET! THE BEST GIFT IS
YOUR CHILDREN!

(Congratulations to the children)

1 led. Well, dear guests, is everyone comfortable? How are you feeling?
Great, that means our holiday is no coincidence.
it will be great!
2 ved. And here's what we're going to talk about. As is known, each of
We have two close relatives - father and mother. And when-
Yes, we are getting married or getting married, there are already more of them
four, grandparents – eight, great-grandparents and great-grandparents
grandmothers - sixteen, great-great-grandfathers and great-great-grandmothers -
thirty-two - and in the tenth generation as many as one thousand two-
four people! And from this number of rods-
Today we will talk about two tvenniks - mother-in-law
and mother-in-law. It seems to me that it is they who find it most difficult to
life after the wedding. Mother-in-law takes care of her son
habit, and the mother-in-law tries to help her daughter with her wing
cover. Son-in-law and mother-in-law will get along together, and daughter-in-law and mother-in-law
Let the family tree be straight and curly!
1 EDUCATION: And so that this tree does not warp, we decided today
Find the best mothers-in-law and mothers-in-law so that others can later
set as an example.
Ready to meet the teams? Then let's begin!
An amazing team of mothers-in-law takes the stage!
2nd SPEAKER: Here they are, mothers-in-law, not old women at all!
For their daughters-in-law, best friends,
And they won’t leave the young intercourse behind in business,
If necessary, they will stand on stilts!
There is no sweetness with mothers-in-law!
They love to party and dance until they drop!
Look at them -
Wild heads!
Oh, what are they on stage?
Cool mother-in-laws!

EDIT 1: Meet the mind-blowing team of mothers-in-law!
Who was it that sang like a bird in a grove?
Then our dear mothers-in-law come to the stage!
They will jump with a parachute, the train will be stopped,
And you can catch perch in the lake with a spinning rod!
We know that our mothers-in-law have a secret thought,
About winning the competition “Mother-in-Law – Universe”.
Naughty, young -
We know this for sure -
What's on our stage now?
THESE ARE mothers-in-law!
2 EDIT: Our competition today, although humorous, has
a real serious jury. This is the so-called
“SON-IN-LAW COUNCIL”, which will evaluate the success of our competing teams. Meet the Chairman of ZYATSO-
VETA”, the most eloquent son-in-law is Mikhail Borisovich Soynov!

2 EDUCATION: I won’t tell you about teams, because they
will present themselves in our first competition, which we called “WE ARE SUPER!”
So, on stage - super-mother-in-law! (Greetings from mother-in-law)
EDIT 1: Super-mothers-in-law take up the baton! (Greetings).

(JURY SCORE)
EDIT 1: For the second competition, our participants will need
tools. For mothers-in-law - brooms, for mothers-in-law - rolling pins. The conditions of the competition are very simple: mothers-in-law take any rolling pin, read the
I'm tearing up part of the proverb, and the mothers-in-law are looking for and
show the second part. Then the mothers-in-law read on a broom
the first part of the proverb, and mothers-in-law on their brooms are looking for the second
I give half. Are the teams ready? Take the tools and go
ed!
COMPETITION "WARM-UP"
(JURY SCORE)
2 EDUCATION: And now, dear viewers, tell me who the mother-in-law has
my beloved son? That's right, son-in-law. Who is your mother-in-law's mistress? That's right, honey. And we are at the next competition

The son was sick; the mother did not sleep at night.
You came - she’s for you without argument
I gave away my dearest things!
And he lives... with the love and affection of his son
It's your fault I'm deprived...
Don't disturb her gray hairs,
Take a closer look - she's good!
Does she need a lot - love her at least a little,
If only my heart could be warm...
Don't be ashamed, call your mother-in-law MOM!
The kindest word on earth!

VED: you know, there are many perky, funny songs about mother-in-law,
And now you will hear a song about your mother-in-law, a very kind and sincere song.
(Song “Remember, Mom”)
VED: And we return to our competitions. You know, on-
Mothers-in-law and mothers-in-law can do everything! Each of them is a Swede, a reaper, and a pipe player. And I’ll also tell you a secret,
that after a hard day at work they can sometimes relax
fight a little! Our mothers will gather in friendly company
Hey, they sing songs, you’ll listen to them! Each son-in-law and daughter-in-law
praises!
VED: And it happens that they even take a glass of sweet liqueur
let them have a good bite. And it works out for them okay yes
synchronously, and accompanied by cheerful music! Don't believe me? But in vain, because
that now you will see our contestants with your own eyes
while simultaneously eating a delicious dish - spaghetti!
Greet the teams with friendly applause!
(COMTEST “I LOVE PASTA...”)
(JURY SCORE)
(After the spaghetti competition the curtain closes, from the stage
the props are taken away, a throne is placed on stage for the king and princess)
VED: It’s no secret for every mother that sometimes with our adults
Left-handed children have no joy. Well, they don’t want to live by
our rules, even if you crack! Has this ever happened? But in one fairy-tale kingdom it’s the other way around. Don't believe me? Look-
Rite yourself!
(The curtain opens.)
(DUET OF KING AND PRINCESS.)

VED: For the next competition I need helpers. New
blood - five girls-daughters-in-law, mothers-in-law - five male sons-in-law.
So, imagine, my dears, that in honor of the holiday
you made homemade dumplings and instructed your intercourse to
Throw these dumplings into the pan for you and your sons-in-law. Your love
The young children approached this task creatively and decided not to
just put one into the other, and for some, that’s enough
a decent distance, and even standing with your back to the pan. TO
Fortunately, you, dear mothers-in-law and mother-in-law, noticed this in time
desire of your children and decided to insure them, that is
take the pots in your hands and catch the dumplings that your daughters-in-law and sons-in-law will throw behind their backs. That's all the conditions
competition! Whose team will catch the most dumplings?

(COMPETITION “DUMPLINGS WITHOUT A RUSH.”)
JURY SCORE.

ED: We called our next competition “Big Celebration”
personal test." After all, no matter what holiday we celebrate
According to the calendar, our dear, beloved mothers are still responsible for almost everything. About the same for you, ours
Dear participants, we have to demonstrate now.
While we are preparing the hall, you can prepare for this competition
rally while listening to the performance of the next artist.

VED: Our dear mothers, grandmothers, mothers-in-law! Do you know that your sons, grandchildren and sons-in-law can do more than just...
But through fire and water, they can also drink for you!
Meet! The most attentive son, the most loving grandson,
the most golden son-in-law of all times - Semyon Pitersky!
Senya, come on!!!

(Doll performance: “For your brown eyes”)
VED: The hall is ready, the participants too, listen to the conditions of the competition.
There are five “points” prepared in the hall.
The first participant runs to the balls, takes a garbage bag,
puts all the balls there, ties the bag and carries it to the stage.
As soon as the first one returned, the second one runs, runs up to the basin
ku, turns out the underwear lying in it, carefully puts it in the same basin and carries it to the stage.
The third participant runs to happy girl in the role of a crying
boy, takes a sheet of paper from her, folds it into a
little fly and runs onto the stage.
The fourth one runs to the tray with labels from household chemicals,

She finds the strength to do everything, knit a beautiful scarf for her son-in-law,
To get a shortage for my daughter...
And all this without days off, and all this without vacation pay!
And even if she is not too generous, if you find yourself in a breakthrough,
Silently he will take out the savings book and lend it out irrevocably!
The earth should give praise to her mind, her talent,
Not on whales, not on Atlanteans,
She is supported by her mother-in-law!
It is not clear about other planets
But it is undoubtedly clear to us
What if there is a mother-in-law on Mars,
Then, of course, there is life there too!!!

VED: And now meet me: so abandoned, so lost -
son-in-law! And he goes for help... to whom? Well, of course,
To your mother-in-law!

(SONG “LISTEN, MOTHER-IN-LAW!”)

VED: And now we meet our participants who will demonstrate to us the sports wonders of the frying pan!
(COMTEST “GIFT FOR SON-IN-LAW”)
JURY SCORE.

VED: Well, dear friends, we have come to the last
him, the most fun competition in our program.
Now mothers-in-law and mothers-in-law will go against each other
wall" with funny, playful, mischievous ditties!
(WALL TO WALL COMPETITION)
JURY SCORE.

VED: While our “Son-in-Law Council” is summing up the final results, we, together with the participants of today’s holiday, want to give you some advice. These tips are musical, so sing along with us!
SONG “SMILE”
VED: And now the word to our respected “son-in-law council”!

(The jury names the winning team. All participants in the competition are awarded the “Golden Mother-in-Law” and “Golden Mother-in-Law” medals.)

ON STAGE - ALL PARTICIPANTS OF THE HOLIDAY.
VED: The competition is over, everything is over,
And we want to say to all mothers-in-law:
Live together with your daughter-in-law,
And happiness will be in the family!
Ved: We would like to give advice to mothers-in-law:
Let your beloved son-in-law become your son!
Forgive your son-in-law for all his sins,
Well, what can you do, guys!
VED: It’s not easy to be a second mother,
Keep peace, friendship, joy in the family.
But let them help you
Love, advice and kindness!
VED: Everyone live together, you big alone
Happy, joyful family!
And let them shine for you like the sun
LOVE, ADVICE AND KINDNESS!

1st speech:
Oh, you are guests, gentlemen,
We called you here
So that you don't dare to be bored,
Let me begin.

I hope from my heart
Let's have fun.
We will begin our feast with honesty
We ask everyone to sit down.

Good evening, dear guests, ladies and gentlemen!
We are glad to see you all this evening at our festive table!
Let me introduce myself. My name is Tanya (Although of course you all know me!). Today in this hall I will play the role of host or simply toastmaster.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Since I am tasked with playing the role of toastmaster today, I propose that my sons Maxim and Pavel take on the responsibilities of analysts! Ask what they will do in this role? The answer is simple:
They will check to see if everyone has enough...
Dear men, please take care of the guests!
And while the men took up the bottles in an organized manner, I’ll tell you a short anecdote:

Emergency call:
- Hello! Emergency? Come urgently! Student hostel number 5, building 2, room 36!
- And what happened?
- We have an emergency here! A group of people gathered... and one student swallowed a corkscrew!
- Okay, we'll come.
After some time, another call to the emergency room:
- Hello! We called you about an emergency! Well... that our friend swallowed a corkscrew. No need to come anymore! ...We opened the bottle like that!
And since the bottles are open, the glasses are filled and there is no need to call an ambulance, I suggest you take the glasses in your hands!

In January, when it is cold and severe frost,
There are different ones for the holidays amazing demand.
Someone is happy about Magician's Day, someone is happy about Revival Day,
And today we are celebrating my mother’s birthday.
I warmly welcome the assembled guests,
And I’m happy to celebrate my mother’s anniversary!

Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
You are all invited to drink to Tanya

Drink and snack

2nd speech:
Dear guests! With all my heart I wish you bon appetit and good mood
There are so many guests here today! Everyone came to congratulate the hero of the day, I will give the floor to everyone……………………………...

There is such a wonderful joke!
The child is asked:
-Who do you love more, dad or mom?
“I won’t tell you,” the child answers and adds: “Otherwise dad will be offended!”
Today, all guests will not only wish our Anniversary happiness and prosperity, but also confess their love from the bottom of their hearts! And let your spouse not be offended!

And now we are waiting for all the words
From dear, dear,
From someone who has been around for years
With whom any adversity is not terrible.
Behind him, like behind a stone wall,
This is Tanin, my dear husband!

We listened and drank

3rd speech:
And now sons
Without sparing warm words
People rush to congratulate their mother on her anniversary

Max:
Our dear mother,
These gentle lines are for you.
The sweetest and most beautiful,
The kindest on this earth.

Pasha:
Let no sorrows come into your home,
Let illnesses pass by.
We would place the whole world in the palm of our hands
And they gave you one.

Max
But even this would not be enough,
To repay your kindness,
We are all our lives, our dear mother,
I owe you an unpaid debt.

Pasha
Thank you, dear, for raising me,
For not asking for anything in return.
That sorrow and joy are divided in half,
You wished us the best life in everything.

Together:
Beautiful, caring, tenderly tender,
We need you every day and forever!

We listened and drank

4th speech:
We are our festive banquet
We continue further,
Refreshment for all guests
We offer plenty.
Guests eat from the heart,
The dishes are very good

As a toastmaster and so far the only daughter-in-law, allow me to say solemn congratulations:

The sharp French have it
Gold words:
"If youth knew,
If only old age could."
But there is a section
In the middle of the road
When experience and strength
They can walk nearby.
This age is happy
Combine
Two powerful words:
“More” and “already”.
So live in this time
Both easy and pleasant:
Everything is still available to you.
Everything is already clear to you.
If life offers you
A series of difficult puzzles,
Then solve them boldly -
You are already fifty!
If youth calls out,
Get in line with her.
Stand up, don't be afraid -
You're still fifty!

We listened and drank

5th speech:
We hope to continue congratulations in verse. I think that the sisters are ready to give a toast to the anniversary.

We listen to the sisters and drink

In about five minutes……………………

6th speech:
Dear birthday girl!
Let's not make long digressions,
The matchmakers cannot contain their words of heartfelt congratulations.

We listen to the matchmakers and drink

So that the birthday girl is always overwhelmed with feelings,
I want my sisters-in-law to wish her a lot!

We listen to the song and drink

This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues,
Lena and Sasha “Don’t be shy!”
We listen to our nephews and drink

In about five minutes………………………
And now it’s time to play, but I’m too lazy to get up from the table, let’s play while sitting
Walk away from a new washing machine
1. Baldness - male disgrace (braid - girlish beauty)
2. The back of the head is small because of courage (fear has large eyes)
3. Nailed by the wind (blown away by the wind)
4. Mouse in sandals (puss in boots)
5. Blue cap (red cap)
6. A worm modestly crawls under a young marsh hummock (a petrel soars proudly over the gray plain of the sea)
7. Think down on seconds (don't think down on minutes)
8. You forgot the terrible eternity (I remember a wonderful moment)
9. Cap of the French Republic (crown of the Russian Empire)
10. Black Jungle Moon (White Desert Sun)
11. Cat under the straw (dog in the hay)
12. awake freak (sleeping beauty)
13. 71 eternities of autumn (17 moments of spring)
14. everyone is outside (alone at home)
15. we will die after Wednesday (we will live until Monday)
16. short lesson (big break)
17. over the floor of his tent (under the roof of your house)
18. Myshkin barn (Cat's house)

Prize for the winner!

I ask you not to forget about congratulations, guests.
Do you have a minute now to have a snack?

Over time…

I choose 3-4 men and put a turban on them (father, father-in-law, Misha, Sasha)

Dear guests!
So that the hero of the day can experience wonderful moments,
We will continue our congratulations

Congratulations from the sultans to the tune of the song: "If I were a sultan, I would have three wives..."
From the other side
From overseas countries
We have come to you
To the country of Russians
Oh, Tatiana is beautiful,
O queen of the day,
We dance, we sing
Only for you!
At Tanya's today
big anniversary,
Well, sultans,
dance more fun!!!
50 - no problem,
only part of the way.
Look at you -
Give me only 23.
As if the air is light,
With a twinkle in your eye,
How slender a birch tree is -
Oh go crazy!
And it is true,
Sultans don't lie -
It's gratifying to watch
To your charms!
Let's be honest with you
Oh, Tatyana - Jean,
I would like you to be in my harem
Everyone took the sultan!
Hands so golden
You can't find it in the world
Allow us for that
Kiss you!
At _Tanya__'s place today
big anniversary,
Well, sultans,
dance more fun!!!

My word:
Gifts, cards and congratulations -
It gives a wonderful feeling.
To prolong this joy for us,
Glasses need to be poured

Over time:
Invitation to the dance (I and the hero of the day read each quatrain)
And now we will be together
Give you advice
Very bad advice
You better write them down

To do everything right
Without missing anything
Better not even write
Turn on the recorder

Don't dance with us
Better eat a sandwich
Moving is very harmful
Take care of your body

Let salads and sausage
Settle on the sides
So that you become round
Just like a birthday cake

So that you don't lose weight
You need to eat in reserve
Don't try to move
Be a better seal

Only very reckless
He gets up and goes dancing

Both
We declare for the brave
First dance block

During the dance competition with toilet paper
(The dress must be made only of paper. Tears and knots are allowed, but paper clips, pins and other foreign objects are prohibited)

My code word will all dance:
We ask all guests to sit down at the tables,
After all, you need to drink and eat a little

And so that our analysts can analyze the amount of poured, we will carry out
Competition "Degree of Sobriety"
It's very simple and fun game! I will name various words, and you, in unison, quickly and without hesitation, name the diminutive form of this word.

Mom - (mommy)
Tanya – (Tanechka)
Slipper – (slipper)
Bag – (handbag)
Lamp – (light bulb)
Goat – (goat)
Rose – (rosette)
Water - (vodichka), but mostly they shout “VODKA”

Diagnosis of “Increased botulism”

So everyone had a bite, now look at the hero of the day

A string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, whatever you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!

Who did Tatiana drive crazy?
Let's check how closely the men looked at Tanya
We are holding a competition “attentive knight” (page 215)
1. What color are the lady’s eyes?
2. What color is the suit?
3. How many buttons does it have?
4. Do you have a watch on your hand?
5. How long is the dress?
6. What kind of jewelry is the lady wearing?
7. What shoes is the lady wearing?
8. The most attentive person gets a prize!

May everyone be so lucky in the future
Now let’s pour everything into one hundred grams.
Over time:
Eastern wisdom says:
Only he will conquer his age,
Who once a year, having gathered friends,
He will pour more glasses,
And he won’t drink for a year,
That they flew away forever
And he will drink for every year,
What will come to him in the future,
And the more fully and often you drink,
The more years you can live!
We congratulated everyone individually, and now let’s congratulate everyone together! Let's sing!

(distributed the test to the guests)

We didn't come in vain -
This is clear to everyone -
And we sat down at this table.
Happy anniversary
And leave it as a memory
This song that we will sing!

Let the years not age you,
In life, be visible
Unfortunately, it's my birthday,
Only once a year!

We congratulate you
And, of course, we wish
Remain the same as you are:
Modest, kind and sweet,
Patient, beautiful...
We cannot count all your merits.

Let the years not age you,
In life, be visible
Unfortunately, it's my birthday,
Only once a year!

(We applaud ourselves)

Over time:

Games are loved by young and old
Who isn't happy to play?
I invite everyone to frolic
Play and have fun!

NAME DECODING Competition
(TATYANA is written in a column on the sheets and the adjective T is written for each letter - mysterious... etc. the hero of the day determines the winner)

Congratulatory telegrams arrived for Tanya, but they were all unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to everyone, as well as guests. And even fairy-tale heroes!

LET THEY WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN TANYA'S EAR!
QUEEN NAMED...... FROG

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!
HAVE FUN, TANECHKA! ........ MALVINA

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! ..... SNOW MAID

I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... ROTARU

I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE!
HELLO MUSICAL FROM..... BULANOVA.

LIVE, TANYUSHA, HAVE FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD! ............ QUEEN

I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! .......... PIEHA

LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! ............. BABA YAGA

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!
I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!..... PINOCOCIO

LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND,
AND YOU BLOW LIKE A ROSE! …. WINNIE THE POOH

BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN!
GOOD HEALTH TO YOU! ......... ALSU

NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION!
BIG HELLO FROM MOM! .........ORBOX

DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS!
I WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP.........ARROWS

LET OUR FRIENDSHIP GET STRONGER EVERY YEAR!
ALWAYS BE SO SWEET! …… NATASHA

(Dance of the spouses.)

Isn't it time, guests, to get up and dance with the hero of the day?

(when everyone is dancing)
After the dance there is a blush on the cheeks
Warmed up and encouraged the dance
It's not time to rest yet
Following the dancing, a fairy tale of friends

After all, no celebration can be complete without a festive performance, I invite all guests to take part in the performance, because each of you has hidden talents

Participants are invited, each of whom is given a role (a sign with a character). Characters: King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Robber, Bear, Sparrow, Cuckoo, Mouse, Horse, Oak, Throne, Sun, Window, Curtain.
If there are a lot of people, then you can add additional roles: Bees, Breeze, Trouble, Horizon, Barrel of Honey, Rays. The actors must play their roles, focusing on what the presenter will read. The most interesting thing is that the artists will not know the content of the production in advance, and all their actions will be completely improvised at their discretion. The presenter’s task is to give the artists the opportunity to take certain poses depicting the actions that the presenter calls. In the text, such necessary pauses will be indicated by ellipses.

Act one
THE CURTAIN opens... A spreading OAK tree stands on the stage... A light BREEZE blows its leaves... Small birds - SPARROW and CUCKOO - flutter around the tree... the birds chirp..., occasionally they sit on branches to clean their feathers... A BEAR waddled past... He was dragging a BARREL OF HONEY and swatting away the BEES... A gray vole MOUSE was digging a hole under the OAK... THE SUN slowly rose above the crown of the OAK, spreading its RAYS in different directions... THE CURTAIN is closing...
Act two
THE CURTAIN opens... There is a THRONE on the stage... THE KING enters... THE KING stretches... walks to the WINDOW. Having opened the WINDOW wide, he looks around... He wipes the traces left by the birds from the WINDOW... He sits on the THRONE in thought... The PRINCESS appears with the step of a light doe... She throws herself on the KING's neck..., kisses him... and they sit on the THRONE together... And in At this time, a BIGGER is prowling under the WINDOW... He is contemplating a plan to capture the PRINCESS... THE PRINCESS sits down at the WINDOW... THE BIGGER grabs her and takes her away... THE CURTAIN closes...
Act three
THE CURTAIN opens... There is a TURN on the stage... THE QUEEN sobs on the KING's shoulder... THE KING ROLE wipes away a stingy tear... and rushes about like a tiger in a cage... THE PRINCE appears... THE KING and QUEEN describe in vivid colors the kidnapping of the princess... They stomp their feet... THE QUEEN falls at the feet of the PRINCE and begs to save his daughter... THE PRINCE swears to find his beloved... He whistles to his faithful HORSE..., jumps on him... and rushes away... THE CURTAIN closes...
Act four
THE CURTAIN opens... There is a spreading OAK tree on the stage... A light BREEZE blows its leaves... Small birds - SPARROW and CUCKOO - are sleeping on a branch... Under the OAK tree, lounging, lies the BEAR... THE BEAR sucks its paw... Occasionally dips it into a BARREL OF HONEY... Hind paw... But then a terrible noise disturbs the peace and quiet. It is the BRIEF who is dragging the PRINCE... The animals run away in horror... THE BRIEF ties the PRINCESS to the OAK... SHE cries and begs for mercy... But then the PRINCE appears on his dashing HORSE... A fight ensues between the PRINCE and the BRIGADE... With one short blow, the PRINCE defeats the BRIGGER- NIKA... THE BIGGER under the OAK gives oak... THE PRINCE unties his beloved from the OAK... Having placed the PRINCESS on a HORSE... he jumps on himself... And they rush to the palace... THE CURTAIN closes...
Act five
THE CURTAIN opens... On the stage, the KING and QUEEN are waiting for the return of the newlyweds open window... THE SUN has already set behind the HORIZON... And then the PARENTS see in the WINDOW the familiar silhouettes of a PRINCE and PRINCESS on a HORSE... THE PARENTS jump out into the yard... THE CHILDREN fall at the feet of THE PARENTS... and ask for blessings... They bless them and begin to prepare for the wedding... THE CURTAIN closes...
We invite all artists to take a bow.

Dear guests!
The table is so rich today
What attracts the eye.
And snacks and wine
They have been waiting for you all for a long time.
(Guests take their places at the table.)

After some time, competitions

2-3 people play. The presenter reads the text: I’ll tell you a story in one and a half dozen phrases. As soon as I say the number 3, take the prize immediately:

“Once we caught a pike, gutted it, and inside we saw small fish, not just one, but seven.”

“When you want to memorize poems, don’t cram them until late at night. Take them and repeat them once at night - twice, or better yet, 10.”

“A seasoned guy dreams of becoming an Olympic champion. Look, don’t be tricky at the start, but wait for the command: one, two, march!

"Once I had to wait 3 hours for a train at the station..."

If they don’t have time to take the prize, the presenter takes it: “Well, friends, you didn’t take the prize when you had the opportunity to take it.”

Boxing match
Before the start of the competition, the presenter calls two real men who are ready to do anything for the sake of the lady of their heart. The ladies of the heart are present right there to exert a beneficial psychological influence on their knights. The gentlemen wear boxing gloves, the rest of the guests form a symbolic boxing ring. The presenter’s task is to escalate the situation as much as possible, suggest which muscles are best to stretch, even ask for short fights with an imaginary opponent, in general, everything is like in a real ring. After physical and moral preparation is completed, the knights go to the center of the ring and greet each other. The presenter, who is also the judge, reminds the rules, such as: do not hit below the belt, do not leave bruises, fight until first blood, etc. After this, the presenter hands the fighters each the same candy, preferably caramel (they are more difficult to unwrap, especially when they are stuck together), and asks his lady love to unwrap this candy as soon as possible, without taking off his boxing gloves. The one who completes the task before the opponent wins.

Two halves.

3-4 pairs are called, their hands are tied (the left hand of one partner to the right hand of another partner) and the task is to lace up the lace on the shoe and tie it in a bow)

After all the congratulations
For all the golden words,
Which were voiced today!
They are the soul of each of us
They were full of themselves.
Let's drink to that too
That the hero of the day brought us together.
During the period of life that we call
We are the golden mean.
Let's drink a glass to the brim for you, for Tanya, for love!

After a glass of this
We need a groovy dance

The lights in the room go out.
Anniversary candles are lit -
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring this cake to you as a gift.
Let it be in darkness and silence
Words will find their way to you...
Let me wish you on holiday -
Let happiness be only a help.
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you health again,
And again we will tell the hero of the day
All in unison - CONGRATULATIONS!
So that luck awaits you along the way,
And every evening was joyful,
And we will also ask you in addition -
Blow out these candles

The hero of the day's response:

Thanks everyone for your efforts
And for the kind words.
From care and attention
Head is spinning.

Everything that has been said is nice,
It was a nice day.
I would like to scroll everything back,
Repeat one more time.

Heartfelt thanks to everyone
For smiles and words.
How nice it is that today
Head is spinning

Final word:

The anniversary has long come to an end, friends,
It's hard to say goodbye, but it's time.
I hope in a year on this day and hour
I'll meet you again at the hostess's table.