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A comic scene of congratulations to a man from a blonde. Humorous mini birthday scenes for men and women

Fun and unusual

So that the celebration of the round anniversary does not come down to a trivial feast with super-abundant libations and gluttony, you should think through the scenario of the celebration. Funny scenes for the anniversary will greatly enliven the event.

Preparing costumes for amateur artists

You can assign the responsibility of preparing outfits for the performance to the guests in advance. But it is advisable that the actors themselves do not know what the funny skits for the anniversary will be about - this will turn out to be more unexpected and funnier. For the impromptu performance “Glorious Mukh-Tsokotukh”, which can be performed for a male hero of the day, you will need the Mukha costume itself - a derivative name from “Mukhi-Tsokotukhi”.

It’s easy to make by sewing “paws” onto the cape - long sewn sleeves stuffed with cotton wool or padding polyester. You can also use cut foam rubber for padding. It’s also worth thinking about how you can make eyes - sort of balls on a wire.

For greater irony, the swallowtail, which will be portrayed by a man, can be prepared with a women's butterfly costume with a short skirt. They put it right on the trousers - it looks super comical! And a cool butterfly headdress on a representative of the stronger sex does not help create a boring and serious atmosphere at the holiday. Funny scenes At the anniversary, guests and participants begin to entertain guests and participants from the moment they change clothes. The sexy girl is offered an outfit of a tight-fitting striped T-shirt and matching knee socks.

Approximate script for the scene “Glorious Fly-Tsokotukh”

Before the start, the presenter distributes roles to the guests and invites them to put on the attire prepared for the performance. Artists should not know the plot in advance. They only know that there will be comic, funny, non-trivial scenes for the anniversary. They are given a task: to act out the action following the words of the author, which for this scene should be sung to the tune of the old song “Once Upon a Brave Captain.” By the way, if you print the words of the presenter and give them to a person with an ear for music, then this role can be performed without special preparation. In this case, funny anniversary scenes will turn into completely improvised mini-performances.

Act one (on the “stage” the hero of the day)

Once upon a time there lived a glorious Mukh,

The name was Mukha Tsokotukh.

Once it was his anniversary...

How many years did our Mukh live?

We don't want to hurt your ears,

Let's just say that a crowd of guests had gathered.

He was sitting

He didn’t laugh, he didn’t joke, he looked out the window...

After all, today is your anniversary!

And pour a full glass for the guests!”

(This is where alcohol is poured and drunk.)

Act two (Sexipchela and Swallowtail appear)

Here comes Sexychela,

She brought him honey.

But a little - lubricate your lips a little.

And Machaon appeared -

He was handsome, gallant,

He had come a long way because of Little Bee.

And Mukh sat

He didn’t laugh, he didn’t joke, he looked out the window...

Until the toastmaster sang to him in a friendly manner:

“Glorious Moh-Tsokotukh, smile!

After all, today is your anniversary!

Glorious Fly-Patter, pull yourself up!

Dance, fellow hero of the day, among friends!”

(The music “Waltz of the Little Swans” plays and all the “insects” dance ballet.)

Act three (same)

Our Machaon sat down with the Bee,

He began to bully her,

Like, he was in a hurry and flying towards her

A lot of days.

Defeated the Owl on the way -

Took her head off

He crippled the Tiger, Wolf and Fox.

He lied to her

Until the toastmaster said in his ear:

“Stop lying and filling in, Swallowtail friend!

After all, lies do not decorate men.

So that ladies don’t give love suddenly,

You should write us 10 reasons!”

A comic competition “10 Reasons” is being held. It consists in the fact that participants write on pieces of paper any 10 reasons that should explain something to someone. And then the presenter reads out the questions, to which everyone takes turns giving answers from the sheets of paper. The result is a funny confusion, similar to the game “Nonsense”.

End of the mini-performance

Cool scenes for an anniversary can be based on any well-known plot, only altered.

For example, in the play “The Glorious Fly-Clicking”, instead of the Old Man-Spider, the Spider may appear, who will not eat the Fly, but will demand that he marry her. It is very good if the miniature being played is somehow tied to a specific hero of the day; it mentions his hobby or affection. You can act out any fairy tales in the same way, but rewritten in a new way.

An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing skits for a woman’s anniversary, you need Special attention pay attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about musical accompaniment and decorations.

No. 1 – “District”

Characters : district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.

Diseases: falls into hibernation for no particular reason after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: Recently, instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:

more assets;
less negativity;
take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.

The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.

No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.

After this she goes to the edge of the stage (or festive table) and with a calm look pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all his might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.

No. 4 – “Babe”

Characters: presenter, baby. For the role of a baby doll, it is better to take a plump man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and begins to sing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).

I'm a tiny girl

I don't sit still

(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,

I appreciate it the most!

Everyone calls me baby

But everyone sees for themselves:

My big belly

You can see it here and there!

In your favorite children's dress

I came to you for the holiday,

To the beautiful birthday girl

I have some surprises in store.

They are sitting beautiful

Among your guests!

Very tasty for this

The candy will be for her!

The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.

No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”

Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with a comic prediction for each toy; if possible, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes, not forgetting about the hero of the occasion.

Today to each of you

I will predict a simple fate.

I'll find the solution quickly

Taking one look at the essence.

Take an egg each

Forgetting about your age and position!

Let what's hiding below

No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”

Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.

To cheer everyone up,

You should sing a little.

Kohl arrived for the anniversary,

Drink a glass quickly!

Giving a little happiness,

Take the swallow pose.

And with deep respect,

Make a short toast!

You, my friend, got the right

Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!

Give a compliment

To the hero of the day from the heart.

Our birthday girl

Just a fairy tale - top class!

Come to her quickly

And hug me tightly.

Kiss the hero of the day,

Just don't hurt!

Well, my friend, come on,

Tell me a joke.

When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your beautiful eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.

An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.

IN modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with interesting scenario You don’t need a lot of time, but just pick some cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

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Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.
The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.
There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

First and last name.
Age: in the prime of life.
Pulse: cannot be measured.
Blood type: many red cells.
Heart rate: happy.
Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have a lot individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on your birthday.

Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 Jun 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Continuation funny scene read further

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012

There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the skit - from own idea to an existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012

There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

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