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How to celebrate March 8 script competitions. Scenario of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy-tale kingdom" in verse, competitions and musical accompaniment to them

Two presenters enter the hall.

Presenter 1:
Good evening ladies and those who keep them company!

Presenter 2:
Good evening! So March 8th has come, the soul requires something fun, special and interesting!

Presenter 1:
I want a fairy tale! Or rather, to make the fairy tale come true! If only I could live for an hour like fairy-tale heroines. For example, (in a dreamy voice) like Snow White. This is how lucky the woman was - 7 men!

Snow White enters the hall.

Presenter 2:
Oh! These are miracles!

Snow White:
You girls have no idea what you are dreaming about! Don’t you know that all men are Svo?! And just imagine - as many as seven pieces! And everyone has impeachment in their pants.

Presenter 1:
How? Everyone has? I thought that there were no failures in fairy tales.

Snow White:
It still happens! Nothing human is alien to them. And all these were their trips to the left, their tools were worn out. In a word, Svo!

Presenter 2(dreamily):
But once upon a time everything was great...

Snow White:
Yeah, wash seven people, iron them, feed them, give them 7 pairs of socks on February 23rd, which you can then collect for them throughout the house. This buzz is already before the light bulb. So, girls, don’t dream about any fairy-tale bullshit. It’s better to look for something on the spot (he looks into the hall and turns to someone) will you be eighth? How about impeachment? Hood? Take something...

Presenter 1 is doing something with her hands. The sound of the wind sounds, Snow White imitates the movement that she is blown away by the wind and she “flies” out of the hall under it.

Presenter 2:
What kind of hurricane?

Presenter 1:
Yes, it’s a necessary measure. And then she already had her eye on ours. We need them ourselves. With and without impeachment.

Presenter 2:
It's better without him.

Presenter 1:
Who can argue?

Presenter 2:
Somehow the mood completely deteriorated after the fabulous disgusting.

Presenter 1:
An effective medicine for women at all times is a new thing.

Presenter 2:
What's trending now?

Presenter 1:
Now we'll find out.

4-5 men are called. They first take out curled pieces of paper from the bag (hat). One will receive a piece of paper with the inscription “fashion show host”, the rest “model”. Then the models are blindfolded, and a pile of clothes is poured out in front of them (the parts can be from different clothes: men's, women's, work, weekend, wedding, etc.). They must put on their clothes by touch. Then their bandages are removed. The obtained clothes will make up their new costume. They go behind the screen (or leave the hall altogether). Where they put on the obtained parts of clothing, trying to create some kind of image. The “fashion show host” is also with them, since he should look at the outfits, because he will present them to the public, pointing to strengths clothes. While the men are busy changing clothes (by the way, new clothes can be put on both on their own clothes and directly on the body - this is a matter of the players’ relaxedness), the presenters entertain the audience. You can ask riddles for small prizes; whoever guesses the answer gets a small prize. Then the host of the fashion show enters the hall (from behind the screen) and opens the fashion show. The first model comes out, the presenter advertises the outfit. Then comes the second model, the third, the fourth.

Presenter 1:
For myself personally, I have already decided what I will take.

Presenter 2:
I also took a look.

Presenter 1(addressing the audience):
We accept orders up to a ton!

All women present at the ceremonial table are given leaves. Male models line up in a row, they count on “first, second...”. Women should put one number in the leaves, corresponding to the outfit they prefer. Then the presenters collect the leaves, count the votes, and the winner is given the right to invite to dance (kiss any girl present in the hall 50-100 times).

Presenter 1:
It became a little more fun.

Presenter 2:
Yes, something else is missing, either a drink, or a snack, or something else.

Presenter 1:
You can always have a drink!

Raising glasses.

Presenter 2:
I'll sing right now.

Presenter 1:
Why engage in amateur performances at such a solemn moment? Let’s leave it to the professionals.

3-4 men are called. Again they pull pieces of paper from the bag (cap). Only there is written one verse and one chorus of some song about women, for example, “Oh, what a woman,” etc. A song greeting is organized and the musical accompaniment and the men must sing the songs assigned to them.

Presenter 1:
And life is getting better!

Presenter 2:
Yes! I can feel the arrival of spring! Girls, how good.

Presenter 1:
Yes, just work on the stronger sex, oh, how much work you need to do. Completely raw material. They don't value us.

Presenter 2:
That's for sure, they only love themselves. You won't get any sympathy.

A parrot (a home-grown artist performing the role of a parrot) “flies” into the hall. The parrot stops, holding a hoop.

Presenter 1:
What kind of guest is this?

Presenter 2:
Popularly called the butt-fool.

Parrot:
Not a fool, but a complete idiot.

Presenter 1:
What's so?

Parrot:
Because I’ve been suffering for women all my life! No, in order to suffer in silence, so I, it goes, suffer out loud! Have you ever heard someone call a fish a fool? That's right, because the smart infection is always silent, no matter how much you fry it, no matter how much you salt it, it's silent and that's it. But my mouth doesn’t close, it really hurts my womb when no one orders it. I can’t count how many families I’ve already lived in. I remember living in mansions. The house, as they say, is a full cup, even an overflowing cup - the man has Mercedes, the woman has minks, I have chocolate-covered almonds. Live and be happy. But no, it itched in one place. A couple of businessmen came to visit them. A good couple, she is in a sable fur coat, and he is in Trussardi shorts. And when I screamed, while you were visiting your mother in your hole, this one in sable was doing somersaults with you in front of my nose. What started here! They pushed this sable all the way down to my tonsils. The owner with a knife broke through to me, shouting that I would go for soup. I didn’t go, I went to hell. This is how I fly from one to another and suffer everywhere and will continue to suffer! Because my heart aches for the fair sex. What should they do if everything around them is theirs?! Comrades! Women don't get orgasms! Love women! Carry them in your arms! Give flowers! Dedicate poems! And I will not remain silent! All! He flew off to do his duty.

Presenter 1:
The bird even understands how hard it is for our sister in this world.

Presenter 2:
Yes, there is no way around this without compensation.

The presenters choose 3-4 men. They are taken out of the hall or behind a screen. Then they call 3-4 women. They must search them while listening to music (men hide banknotes in their clothes behind a screen or outside the hall). The denomination may be different, but the quantity is the same for each. For example, ten bills. During a certain time (for example, a song), women look for stash, what they find remains with them (money in kind).

Here, if you wish, you can arrange it so that all women have the opportunity to rise financially. If there are not enough men for everyone, then they will have to make nest eggs in the second round.

Presenter 1:
Who's the first to kiss?

Presenter 2:
No! This will not work! Let's choose the most worthy!

Women are asked to clap, whistle and otherwise vote for the candidate who is worthy of kissing them. The presenters call the name and the women vote. The selected candidate is taken to the middle of the hall. For now, three girls are invited, who sit down on chairs placed in a row. But it's not that simple. The kisser's eyes are closed and he is still spun. At this time, the girls' places are taken by men. Intriguing music, kisses...

Presenter 1:
Oops, there was a mistake! We'll fix it now.

The men leave their seats and the girls take them back. The kisser is brought up to them and given the opportunity to touch them with his hands to make sure that the ladies are genuine. You can joke again by replacing only one girl with a man. Ultimately, the kisser is given the honor of presenting gifts to women, where he can kiss them with 100% confidence.

Scenario-gatherings on March 8 for a ladies' group.

"Women's Day the Women's Way"

One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.

Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, indeed, on all other days, because our close-knit women’s team simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best.

Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”

March the prankster will melt the snow,

Hearts will thaw from winter.

Let's celebrate Women's Day

The way only we can!

A toast is raised to a wonderful occasion and equally wonderful company.

Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!

Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song “Girls” from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).

The text must be printed and distributed in advance.

Today is a girls' holiday,

Today we are on a roll!

And let them look enviously

Men or boys

Having collected the strength,

Standing aside

They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,

Because today the girls

They want to have a blast!

We'll sing and dance

Walk and have fun

Don't notice men at all

And their sad faces!

Let the boys

Standing aside

We don't need them now

Because you and I, girls,

On the threshold of a wonderful spring!

Presenter:

Today the sun shines more joyfully,

Anticipating the breath of spring,

And all the beautiful dreams in the world

Today should easily come true!

Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!

After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more carefully, you will notice that the arrival of spring foreshadows many other life changes! There are many funny signs of spring, for example...

Spring signs

Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!

The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!

Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!

Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!

Wind from the south - to happy changes!

Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally a day or two before, the shops are simply crowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman need? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.

And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!

I will have to spend a little time in the role of Santa Claus, despite the fact that winter is already behind...

Please choose!

The presenter brings out a large bag, from which each employee must take out a gift without looking.

The presenter accompanies this process with commentary rhymes (the name of the employee is inserted into the rhyme in a similar form).

"Gifts for Beauty"

Curlers

You, Olya, - curlers!

Curl your curls tighter

Yes, get out of the house -

Well, man, wait a minute!

Nailfile

Become a fan of glamor

Manicure-pedicure

Will be able Kate no fuss

With this nail file!

Cotton buds

And for Helens- surprise,

This is the most needed prize:

Not funny at all

Ear sticks!

Mirror

This is a mirror Irisha,

Keep it close, at hand,

So that you with your beauty

I admired it all day long!

Bath salt

Tanechka, let me hand over

The most flavorful salt!

With her you will be a queen,

The king will fall in love with you!

Handkerchief

Natasha with all my heart

I give you a handkerchief!

Cotton,

Important for hygiene!

Washcloth

For you, Alyonushka,

No regrets!

Here's one for the sauna

New washcloth!

Hand cream

It will relieve any pain

This gentle hand cream!

Julia, lubricate your hands furtively,

Life will be just as smooth!

Pumice

The snow will melt on the path,

Will remove Anechka boots!

Don't look at the cold

Rub your heels with pumice!

Belt

This prize is more valuable than others:

You will, Galya, everyone is slimmer!

Comb

Comb out thick braids

Now you can do it without question!

With this brand new comb

Sveta Everyone will be blown away by her hairstyle!

Chocolate

On a merciless diet

We're tired of sitting!

Will Lyuba so gratifying

Eat this chocolate!

Soap

Beauty is great power!

Gets it Valais soap!

Washing with soap is so nice:

Both fresh and fragrant!

Nail polish

Varnish Marina will come in handy

It's easy to transform with it:

With a wave of the hand

Paint your nails!

Threads

Ole- a spool of thread!

Carry them with you, girlfriend,

So that with your beloved boy

You've tied yourself in a knot!

Eyebrow tweezers

To become a style icon,

I need to pinch my eyebrows!

We give Nadya tweezers,

Beware, offenders!

Green tea

You need to drink green tea!

Masha, drink and enjoy,

Stay forever young!

For Lyudmila Expensive -

A bottle of iodine,

After all, health is more important

Than any fashion!

Toothbrush

Brushing his teeth Lida clearly

In the mornings and evenings,

And with such a toothbrush

Everything in the world is tough!

Scrunchy

There is no more spectacular hairstyle,

What is a ponytail hairstyle?

And now our Rita

There is a hair tie!

Presenter:

Well, no one was left out? I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the 8th of March holiday we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...

The sun is shining clearly

On these spring days,

Gives warmth and affection,

Like from mom's hand!

Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!

A toast to mothers:

When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. The baby said:

“But I’m so small and don’t know how to walk, how can I survive on earth?”

“A woman will carry you in her arms,” God answered.

- But I don’t know how to eat by myself!

- This woman will feed you.

“But I don’t know how to speak the language of people.” Teach me to explain myself in it!

- You just need to learn one word - “mother”...

Presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests. We spent so long choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we ended up with a whole song!

Song about the boss (to the tune of the children's song "Smile").

From the smile of our boss lady

Even the laziest one will wake up

And no one will hang their nose,

If our (Name Patronymic name) will smile!

Chorus:

And then for sure

The clouds are flying away

And errors in reports are corrected!

From the blue stream

The river begins

And management starts with a smile!

From the smile of our boss lady

It always makes your soul feel better!

Despite vitamin deficiency,

We get to work singing!

You are one of those good people,

Who just by presence alone

Makes every day nice

And the world is cheerful and colorful!

Let your success be the result

All beginnings and undertakings,

You have many dreams in your soul,

May they come true soon!

Toast.

Presenter(after the toast):

Let happiness and love smile

Long-awaited spring times

Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable

Surrounds us with care again and again!

So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on our fragile shoulders... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to do this?

Let's check!

Test joke “Are you independent?”

Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!

At least once in your life...

1) did you drive?

2) did you hammer in a nail?

3) did you give anyone a compliment?

4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?

5) did you change the car wheel?

6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?

7) did you buy gold for yourself?

8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?

Now let's decipher the results:

- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least the minimum ability to survive in this complex world;

- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;

— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!

Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, there is only a grain of joke in every joke... What do we want our “dream men” to be, our knights, princes on a white horse?

Competition "My Prince"

Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight, if desired), but certainly on a horse!

Everyone is welcome to participate.

Presenter: Now let's drink to men... They are who they are - not ideal, just like us. And let's mentally send them our greetings and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick mark when kissing you can judge intentions and feelings? Let's check it on napkins! If the print is round, this means a serious, stable relationship. If with the heart - passionate love. “Bow” - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And a square-shaped print means disgust and hidden hostility!

Presenter: Well, we have “washed the bones” of men. It's good that they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!

A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present.

Presenter:

Why do we love spring days so much?

Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?

Because only they are filled

Unusual, special happiness, warmth...

Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...

I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):

Orchid(January)

Who dared to dream of an Orchid,

He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:

She'll break your heart

And proudly walks away!

Mimosa(February)

Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,

Don't waste your tears!

Mimosa is a surprise girl

“You only live once” is her motto!

Lily(March)

Everyone knows: Lady Lily

Impregnable, like the Bastille!

But among her friends

There are no more fun party girls!

Dahlia(April)

Pureblood noble

Our beautiful Dahlia!

Nobility is in the blood here...

But Dahlias dream

About simple earthly love!

Lily of the valley(May)

The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,

Very neat and very beautiful!

She is not too lazy to work,

And bring beauty all day long!

Bell(June)

The bell is the funniest of all,

Having fun like a child!

He remembers the most important things:

You can't be a pessimist!

Tulip(July)

From which overseas countries?

Has Tulip come to us?

Exotic, eccentric,

But at the same time cute!

Sunflower(August)

Look at the Sunflower:

Lovely, whatever you say!

There are so many ideas and plans in it,

How many seeds are inside!

Carnation(September)

All Carnations are no coincidence

It's amazing how good they are:

Only Carnations know the secret

Eternal youth of the soul!

Chamomile(October)

Chamomile is a little shy,

But don’t mind flirting!

She's the last shirt

Will give to help others!

Rose(november)

Rose hides many secrets

But there is one secret in it:

In this look, in this pose

All the greatness of victories!

Lotus(December)

Lotus knows how to convince,

Come-see-win!

He only dreams of peace,

And Lotus has something to be proud of!

Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! All the flowers in it are so matched to each other that if you replace even one, it won’t be the same at all!..

And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!

With the most heartfelt words,

Full of spring warmth,

Congratulations on the first rays,

Happy holiday of love and beauty!

Make yourself happy, dream, believe,

Smile wider, like now,

May your heart be at any time of the year

It's feeling like spring here!

And now I invite everyone to dance!

One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.

Music is playing

Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”

Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!

Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).

The text must be printed and distributed in advance.

Today is a girls' holiday,

Today we are on a roll!

And let them look enviously

Men or boys

Having collected the strength,

Standing aside

They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,

Because today the girls

They want to have a blast!

We'll sing and dance

Walk and have fun

Don't notice men at all

And their sad faces!

Let the boys

Standing aside

We don't need them now

Because you and I, girls,

On the threshold of a wonderful spring!

Presenter:

Today the sun shines more joyfully,

Anticipating the breath of spring,

And all the beautiful dreams in the world

Today should easily come true!

Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, and good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!

Stas Mikhailov

Spring signs

Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!

The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!

Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!

Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!

Wind from the south - to happy changes!

And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!

Music is playing. Gifts are distributed

Presenter:

I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the 8th of March holiday we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...

The sun is shining clearly

On these spring days,

Gives warmth and affection,

Like from mom's hand!

Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!

Song about mom

Drinking

Song about the boss (to the tune of a children's song "Smile").

From the smile of our boss lady

Even the laziest one will wake up

And no one will hang their nose,

If our Tanya will smile!

Chorus:

And then for sure

The clouds are flying away

And errors in reports are corrected!

From the blue stream

The river begins

And management starts with a smile!

From the smile of our boss lady

It always makes your soul feel better!

Despite vitamin deficiency,

We get to work singing!

Chorus.

Congratulations to the boss on March 8:

You are one of those good people,

Who just by presence alone

Makes every day nice

And the world is cheerful and colorful!

Let your success be the result

All beginnings and undertakings,

You have many dreams in your soul,

May they come true soon!

Toast. Musical pause

Presenter(after the toast):

Let happiness and love smile

Long-awaited spring times

Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable

Surrounds us with care again and again!

Let's check!

Test joke “Are you independent?”

Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!

At least once in your life...

1) did you drive?

2) did you hammer in a nail?

3) did you give anyone a compliment?

4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?

5) did you change the car wheel?

6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?

7) did you buy gold for yourself?

8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?

Now let's decipher the results:

- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least the minimum ability to survive in this complex world;

- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;

— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!

Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, every joke is only part of the joke...

But now we’ll try to find out what men think about us women.

Musical hat

A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present. Music Pause.

Presenter:

Why do we love spring days so much?

Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?

Because only they are filled

Unusual, special happiness, warmth...

I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):

Orchid(January)

Who dared to dream of an Orchid,

He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:

She'll break your heart

And proudly walks away!

Mimosa(February)

Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,

Don't waste your tears!

Mimosa is a surprise girl

“You only live once” is her motto!

Lily(March)

Everyone knows: Lady Lily

Impregnable, like the Bastille!

But among her friends

There are no more fun party girls!

Dahlia(April)

Pureblood noble

Our beautiful Dahlia!

Nobility is in the blood here...

But Dahlias dream

About simple earthly love!

Lily of the valley(May)

The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,

Very neat and very beautiful!

She is not too lazy to work,

And bring beauty all day long!

Bell(June)

The bell is the funniest of all,

Having fun like a child!

He remembers the most important things:

You can't be a pessimist!

Tulip(July)

From which overseas countries?

Has Tulip come to us?

Exotic, eccentric,

But at the same time cute!

Sunflower(August)

Look at the Sunflower:

Lovely, whatever you say!

There are so many ideas and plans in it,

How many seeds are inside!

Carnation(September)

All Carnations are no coincidence

It's amazing how good they are:

Only Carnations know the secret

Eternal youth of the soul!

Chamomile(October)

Chamomile is a little shy,

But don’t mind flirting!

She's the last shirt

Will give to help others!

Rose(november)

Rose hides many secrets

But there is one secret in it:

In this look, in this pose

All the greatness of victories!

Lotus(December)

Lotus knows how to convince,

Come-see-win!

He only dreams of peace,

And Lotus has something to be proud of!

And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!

With the most heartfelt words,

Full of spring warmth,

Congratulations on the first rays,

Happy holiday of love and beauty!

Make yourself happy, dream, believe,

Smile wider, like now,

May your heart be at any time of the year

It's feeling like spring here!

And now I invite everyone to dance!

If you are lucky enough to be assigned responsibility for corporate party on March 8th person, then to organize a general celebration, you must draw up a competent scenario for the event, since how much pleasure and joy your colleagues will receive, and accordingly you, thanks for the excellent preparation of the celebration of the international women’s day.

On our website you can find more than one ready-made scenario for March 8 corporate party or one that could suit your organization. We recommend that you familiarize yourself with all the options presented and save the ones you like best in a separate file. After this, re-read again everything that you considered worthy of your special attention, and then, based on best elements from each scenario make your own, which will become a unique product and which, in your opinion, will appeal to the work team of your organization.

The most important thing, when drawing up a script for a celebration, is not to focus on your own tastes and preferences, but to think about what common interests the members of the team have, because it is the team that will be celebrating, and not just one person.

The lyrical composition "Space" No. 3 sounds.

(At the microphone - presenters (men)

1 Presenter: Our dear women! Have you noticed that today the sun shines in a special way, men smile at you in a special way, and on these festive spring days everyone wants to do only good, bright, good things for you?

2 Presenter: In these days of spring, we want to wish you love, smiles, happiness, success in your feminine (but far from easy!) work!

1 Presenter: What more could we wish for you, our beloved ones? After all, all wishes in no way reflect your kindness, fidelity, femininity...

2 Presenter: And therefore we want to wish you that you will always be there!.. Judge for yourself, what would happen if suddenly, one day, all the women disappeared?! You can imagine?!

1 Presenter: Uncut, unfed men in unironed trousers roam around the city... Hairdressers are closed, service companies are also closed, there is nothing to say about maternity hospitals...

2 Presenter: On the buses, in the role of conductors, there are guys swollen from drunkenness with assembly lines in their hands, who beat the last money out of the male passengers...

1 Presenter: There are no favorite announcers on TV screens. The dance of "Little Swans" is performed by four hefty men in shorts and with hairy legs...

2 Presenter: The beauty salons are empty except for a confused business traveler with an unconvincing pimple on his nose. The ensemble "Beryozka" was accordingly renamed "Oak".

1 Presenter: Many words and expressions have disappeared. For example: “husband”, “wife”, “mother-in-law” and... the favorite word of all men is “mother-in-law”.

2 Presenter: Yes, friends, without women, there really is no life and there cannot be!.. And, therefore, we proclaim the first toast to you, our beloved, dear, desired and most, most beautiful!

1st toast to the Beautiful Ladies.

I propose this toast
For the one who is called Woman
A day without Her is like May without the sun,
Life without her is a hungry Lent.
Who created it: the devil or God,
All - Exceptions to the Rules?
But he brought us joy -
“I couldn’t have come up with a better idea!”
So let them hear this toast
Not God, not the devil, but those who are nearby,
Whose duty is it to help Her with a light glance
Go through life at full speed!
May Her life be long,
But it doesn’t seem long to her,
So that the coming day may be a joy for her,
Like a glass of good wine!
I’m not just making a toast in Her honor,
Ready to rise all at the same time!
And if possible - to the ends of the world,
And if necessary - downhill!

(Soundtrack splash)

A song dedicated to women immediately sounds. I. Akentyev.

1 Presenter: Ladies and Gentlemen! It would seem that March 8th is a purely women's holiday, but men worry no less on this holiday, because it is the holiday of their mothers, wives, daughters, sisters...

2 Presenter: And, therefore, we give the first word to congratulate the Beautiful Ladies to the man!

Word to CEO Corporations.

Dance composition "Love" - "Fiesta"

2nd toast to Women.

1st Presenter(against the background of a lyrical melody)

Why, friends, do I love women?
Not for the exquisite things that sometimes replace us
And slimness of legs, and structure of thoughts.
Of course, dresses and jackets
Needed like a vase for a bouquet,
As for an apartment interior,
Like a champagne flute.
But it’s not the wine glass that gets you intoxicated!
Then why do I love them?

Because the dress does not fade:
For NOT BEING LIKE OTHERS...
In one I like the warmth,
In the other - cheerful carelessness,
The third thing that worries me is the glibness of phrases,
Intoxicating in the fourth languor of the eyes,
Moisture captivates the fifth sponge,
In the sixth - crafty imposingness,
In the seventh - manners are good,
In the eighth - the movements of the soul,

In the ninth I love a delicate taste
And finally, in the tenth - a bust...
Do you want to find everything in ONE?
Well, have a nice trip!
But I'll just say one thing:
These attempts are useless!
We are not allowed to connect into one
And the clarity of the day, and the mystery of the abyss.

In replacement of mediocre searches
(GOST is not acceptable for women!)
With all my heart sensitively - grateful
I invite you to a TOAST.
Men! Listen, men,
Let's forget the years and wrinkles
And the fact that we have long been “for”
And looking into women's eyes,
(Shy ones can lick their lips)
Let's lift - standing! - our cups

For those who are different from each other,
Like, say, a rainbow and a blizzard,
For the languid, restrained and passionate,
Obedient, eccentric and domineering,
Calm, quiet and passionate,
In short - very non-standard,
UNIQUE on all sides,
(For that reason, maybe even loved ones!),

Piercing our entire essence,
Those who block our path,
That shows the way
(Who knows: to hell or to God!),
Blissful hour giving us -
Here's to the infinitely LOVELY LADIES!!!

Comic composition "Belle"
(Musical scene is a joke)

Participating:
1. Cheburashka + Shapoklyak;
2. Wolf + Little Red Riding Hood;
3. Blind Mole + Thumbelina.

On stage Cheburashka and Shapoklyak (singing)

Shapoklyak:
Moan!..
I illuminated your sore ears,
No, you didn’t disturb my peace with passion
Delirium, crazy delirium, is tormenting my soul again...
Oh, Cheburashka, how dare you desire me?!

Cheburashka:
My heavy cross is an eternal seal of ugliness,
I am ready to accept compassion for love...
No!..
Ushan is an outcast, with a deformity on his forehead
I will never be happy on earth...
And now I can no longer find peace.
I'll sell Gena to the zoo for a night with you!

(Loss. Exit of pair No. 2)

On stage The Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood (singing)

Wolf:
We...
We met at the edge of the forest,
You brought pies to your old lady
Shock... hit me and I fell, oh my friend...
I fell in love with you like a pie with jam!

Kr. Cap:
You Gray wolf, you are a mafioso, a crime,
You accosted Little Red Riding Hood at the edge of the forest
Wolf...
You almost conquered the young maiden,
Ears - a bang, teeth - a click and seduced...
But I made my choice a long time ago,
And the hunter and I will go watch a movie!

(Loss. Exit of pair No. 3)

On stage the blind Mole and Thumbelina (singing)

Mole: You...
Born in such a beautiful flower,
And I left the hole not in vain
Mole... And even if you are blind, you were born for me,
My Thumbelina, you will be my wife!

Thumbelina:
Oh, Blind Mole, how difficult it is to live alone with you,
Sometimes I want to float like a butterfly,
No!..
I’d rather have fun and flutter around,
How to knit socks in the darkness of your hole
Don't promise, blind man, Thumbelina grain...
I'll either get up or live alone!

(They leave the “image”. They sing, addressing the audience)

Together:
We are ready to sing about love together again and again. There is such a feeling in the world as love...
ABOUT!..
How good it is to live with this feeling in the world,
And give fairy tales to people as joy
We, friends, bless you with love
Let this feeling find you again and again!
(kiss)

Choosing the King and Queen of the Ball.

1. Sounds like a potpourri for men. They are dancing. Choice of the King.
(performed by A. Stolbovskaya)
2. Sounds like a potpourri for women. They are dancing. Queen's Choice.
(performed by I. Akentyev)
3. Slow dance for Royalty. Everybody dance.
“Enchanted” - S. Kudryavtsev.

3rd toast to Women.

2nd Presenter:
She is a force of nature, this lady.
And this is a fact, not advertising.
Doesn't seem to say anything
But there was a man - and he is no more.

You look after her and you won’t understand,
Either you moo or you sing.
What shape, what kind of body,
If you are sober, then you will become drunk,

The female character is dynamite,
He is both insidious and alluring,
It's like chocolate in a wrapper,
Enduring it is pure hell.

So what kind of creature is this?
Why in the world does he need his recognition?
This is not the place to judge this,
Her fate gives us life.

But you should also understand -
She can take a life
Who will ever understand a woman?
He will immediately go crazy and die.

That's why I'm still alive
That I don’t understand anything about it.
Madame "Good" and Lady "Evil"
Men live to spite everyone.

But no matter what you say -
And we can’t live without these ladies.
We are all destined by nature
To be at one with this lady!

And in order to have it,
I'm ready to give my life.
And, in order to bring down men's arrogance,
I'm ready to drink this mixture!

Together.
Here's to the lovely ladies!

Concert number

2nd Presenter:
"There are no ugly women!" -
I declare to other skeptics,
In a woman, a man opens
Something that is not noticeable to others.

Time is gaining momentum,
Like a motor on the runway:
There are no ugly women
It's a pity, sometimes not everyone is happy.

In the overflow of rainbows and dewdrops,
On the ground, under the blue sky.
There are no ugly women
Among those who love and are loved!

Years! You have no power over a woman,
And of course it's no secret
All mothers are wonderful for children,
This means there are no ugly women!

Let the rains ring on the sidewalks,
Let the snowflakes swirl, teasing, -
I know: there are no old women,
If there are friends from their youth.

A woman forgets even in grief
Draw a line for love:
There are no ugly women
You just need to see the beauty.

The "Most Beautiful" competition is held:

Miss "Seductive lips".
Miss Sugar Lips.
Miss "Smile".
Awarding prizes to the winners.

Dance and game block (20 minutes)

Comic congratulations.

From the janitor. (for Irina Sergeevna) - business lady.

For your sake, Sergeevna, dear,
I'll drive everyone away with my broom
And congratulating you on a wonderful Spring Day
I confess again: I have loved you for a long time!
People call you: “Our fidget”
You have been given to us by a happy fate
Just whistle and I’ll come to you right away,
To protect you with a janitor's broom!
(Performs a fragment of a song) - 2 verses.

From SCIENTIST (for Tatyana Vasilievna) - business lady.

At least I’m not Newton or Mendeleev,
What I knew in life, I have long forgotten
But I confess that I don’t regret it -
I discovered a happy formula for life!
Like Pythagoras, unfolding his trousers,
I proved the theorem of your life:
“There are no more tender hands than yours, Tanya,
There is nothing more wonderful than your lovely eyes!”

From SPORTSMAN (for Svetlana Igorevna) - business woman.

I've never shot put in my life,
And he couldn’t even score the ball into the hoop...
But there is nothing more prestigious in the world,
Why should I bow my knees before you?
I will overcome anyone for your sake,
I'll bite off my enemies' ears like Tyson,
I’m delirious about you, Tanya, and I’m sick,
Let me give you a hug! - I ask for sports!

(A fragment of the song is performed) - 2 verses.

From PLUMBER (for Anastasia Ivanovna) - business lady.

I became different - I abandoned the toilets,
And having lost my peace, I no longer fix the taps...
As soon as I saw you, I fell in love immediately,
You have become more expensive than any plumbing equipment!
I'm like a plunger cleaning the bathtub
I whisper tender, sincere words to you,
I'm not fit to be a husband, I smell bad - I know
But, to congratulate you, I’ll buy myself some perfume!

(A fragment of the song is performed) - 2 verses.

From the NUN. (for Natalya Grigorievna) - business lady.

My whole life was spent in a monastery,
I was looking for the meaning of life in hardships,
But I confess to you, Grigorievna, as a sister:
I've been fed up with this kind of life for a long time!
And having prayed in his monastery,
Having sent everyone "ON..." - four sides,
Having waved three glasses, I tell you:
"Let's get drunk this Spring Day!"

(A fragment of the song is performed) - 2 verses.

From BALLERINA. (For Tatyana Maksimovna) - business lady.

I'm spinning on stage from morning until late at night,
I'll go backstage - the audience is calling again...
I have no strength - I’m dancing as hard as I can,
But you are spinning all day long!
Yes, for this, Tanechka, it’s not enough for you to give a bust,
And you could give all the ballerinas a head start,
And on this holiday, I would say this:
“You should have sold tickets a long time ago!”

(A fragment of the song is performed) - 2 verses.

After each congratulation and performance of a song, the Jubilee is given comic gifts - a broom, an expander, a plunger, a book (a businessman's dictionary), ballet slippers (think about it!).

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