New original costumed anniversary greetings. Sketch for an Anniversary or Birthday “Marya the Mistress”
Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Give a blue balloon on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there...
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
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Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: Oh! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with pacifier with cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “ Prestigious job", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Oh, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters, speak in chorus or take turns: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
The scenario is designed for the ceremonial part of the anniversary. The text of the script allows you to restore the chronology of the life of the anniversary. On every life stage the hero of the occasion will need to be given gifts, which should be prepared in advance.
Scenario for a 55th anniversary for a woman “You can’t count everyone’s wishes!”
The scenario is designed for a woman’s 55th birthday. Or rather, this is a congratulation from eminent and famous guests - a rich Italian and his respected translator in the area. You should prepare the Italian national costume in advance - black knee-length pants, a white shirt, a red belt, and a wide-brimmed hat.
Anniversary scenario
An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday. On this day, a person’s life seems to begin with a new stage, a round date, one might say “a reporting point.” Therefore, this day should be unusually fabulous and colorful. Everything should be simply magnificent and indescribable. This scenario is suitable for adults, no matter men or women.
Script for the 30th anniversary “Attention, we are filming the Anniversary!”
Celebration in style - shooting a detective film. All the men are dressed in tuxedos and the women are in evening dresses. The anniversary takes place in a restaurant, which is rented for the whole evening only for party participants. No special design. Guests are warned of their roles.
Scenarios for women's anniversary “Roses just for you!”
The scenario is designed for an anniversary celebrated by a woman. The presenter must prepare roses in advance - flowers cut out of colored cardboard or colored paper. Flowers must be large in size so that they can later be collected into a huge bouquet.
Scenario for celebrating the 20th anniversary.
An anniversary happens not only when you turn forty or fifty years old, but also when you turn twenty. For some reason, you want to celebrate round dates better than “ordinary” ones, and when you’re young, it’s crazy fun. This scenario is designed for young people (20-30 years old) who love active recreation; it is better to organize the celebration in a separate apartment or in nature.
Anniversary script for a woman
Anniversary or woman's birthday. Each guest gives a compliment to the Birthday Girl, starting with a letter written on paper, which is located under the plate. The bravest men dance an impromptu striptease. All guests are divided into 3 teams and make paper bouquets. Each guest draws on a piece of paper what he wishes for the Birthday Girl. Competition for the title of Best Friend.
Scenario for celebrating a man's 70th birthday
The script was written to celebrate a man's seventieth birthday. It is perfect for both a professional presenter and for the children or grandchildren of the hero of the day. Following this scenario, the holiday will turn out to be warm, sincere and memorable for the hero of the day.
Anniversary scenario “If a lady is 35!”
The scenario is intended for holding a birthday in the form of a bachelorette party, which is attended by only the birthday girl’s friends or her employees. You can spend it at home or reserve tables in an establishment.
Scenario for the anniversary “At 65 years old - a young soul”
The scenario is intended for holding a tea party in honor of the birthday girl, in the house of an elderly person. The celebration should not be delayed and should be agreed upon in advance with all participants.
Scenario for a woman's 30th birthday.
The scenario is for celebrating the anniversary of a 30-year-old woman, but can be used for any adult anniversaries and is held in a spacious room. The hosts of the holiday are clowns Kuzya and Anfisa.
Scenario for the 50th anniversary for the woman “The Most Beautiful”
Anniversary for a married woman with children. The scenario includes music, dance and writing competitions. The main prize of the evening is a ticket for the birthday girl to make her wish come true. At the end of the evening, a Birthday cake with 50 candles is brought out.
Anniversary scenario - 50 years for a woman “Life full of flowers!”
The script was developed to congratulate a woman on her 50th birthday. It is recommended to prepare in advance 5 vases of different sizes and 5 bouquets of flowers - daisies, lilies, roses, chrysanthemums, orchids. Each bouquet will symbolize a 10-year milestone in the life of the hero of the day.
Scenario for a woman’s 60th anniversary “Take a picture, take a picture of me, photographer!”
The scenario is designed for holding a celebration in any room (apartment, cafe, restaurant). The plot revolves around photographs from birth to the present day of the birthday girl herself. Competitions that are as close to the theme as possible (Photoshop, selecting a wardrobe, putting together puzzles with photos of the hero of the day, coming up with a funny caption for a photo).
Scenario for a man’s 60th birthday “Stretch, soul, like an accordion”
The 60th birthday is the age when it is very important for a man to feel significant, loved, and not deprived of attention. Most often, the celebration comes down to banal gatherings and feasts. It is much more effective to follow a different scheme - to surprise the hero of the day with a spectacular and bright staging of the celebration.
Scenario for the 55th anniversary of a woman “Walk, Crazy Empress”
For a woman, her 55th birthday is almost always a double date: an anniversary and retirement. It is important to spend the holiday in such a way that the hero of the day feels beautiful, needed and important. It is advisable to play up retirement without allowing a hint of despondency, but, on the contrary, cheerfully and with inspiration. The sonorous date itself is conducive to spectacular congratulations and beautiful gifts.
Scenario for a man’s 50th anniversary “Fifty. The path is half completed, half not yet"
The scenario is designed for a holiday taking place in a cafe or restaurant. You can decorate the hall thematically, taking into account the preferences of the hero of the day. You can also make a special collage with photographs of guests, under which there will be wishes.
for birthdays, anniversaries and just for holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - organizers of birthdays and anniversaries know this better than anyone. Main task festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests and put them in a good mood. For this you can use funny games, which look impromptu, or a serious script with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always room for retreats or changes in mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. Noticing in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, stopping an acute situation, diverting attention from a problem that has arisen by chance - that’s what a real organizer is.
The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change places in the program, closing random breaks. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rearrange it on the fly, literally between toasts. Guests won’t notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for anniversary birthdays for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature encourages a friendly attitude towards everything around you, so games and pranks involving dousing with water, sprinkling with flour, and the like go off with a bang.
You can start your anniversary celebration with a comic congratulation.
Leading
I want to conduct a test on the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, let’s take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match into the box and give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday person finds it difficult to answer, he must light the match on the box with his match.
After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?” The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing in chorus “Happy Birthday to you”
Leading
(in the voice of Owl from the cartoon “The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”). Expensive …. ! Happy birthday to you! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful cord (brings a bucket from which the cord hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the cord and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite everyone present to take part in the competition “Do you know the hero of the day?” The first guest to answer the question correctly receives candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the most candies will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photograph with a personal autograph and the right to drink with him at the Brotherhood.
Sample list of questions.
1. Name the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, weight at birth.
3. Where did this event take place?
4. What time of day was it.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The birthday boy’s best school friend
8. What kind of education did he receive?
9. Where was the first day of work?
10. When I bought my first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation?
12. Where did you meet your other half?
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. State the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres does the dacha plot occupy?
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Car brand.
24. Name of your best friend (girlfriend).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although everything depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question; in this case, they are purely symbolic.
This is where we can finish the official part and move on to the wild entertainment part.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-raffle “Fun fortune-telling”
Good people, I’ll try to surprise you
And I am surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will guess the riddle?
He will find out his fate.
So, my 1st riddle:
Is there a heel behind his nose? (shoe)
We continue fortune telling - gild the handle...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
A huge house, a blooming garden,
The husband is rich and doesn't drink
And there are plenty of other miracles!
When you wake up one day, you see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle he will pick up, lovingly,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied meat from offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you'll become a cook!
You will be fat and ruddy,
You will raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor and shout loudly:
“Smoke break, serve lunch, wife,
And a bottle of wine!”
You will be a noble knight,
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to stand up for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full cup,
There is always an influx of guests there,
And your wife is the most beautiful of all,
There will be seven children.
And one day you come drunk:
An uneven step, a dull look...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white Volga
With a yacht flying in the azure waves.
With bronze tan on strong shoulders.
If it doesn't come out of you
Sissies and crybabies,
Then life will give you
Brand new bucks!
There are many miracles in life,
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things to do in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the road is wide
It will not become a narrow path!
My husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
He will carry it in his arms
and don’t ask for half a liter!
This is the news you received:
No salty food today!
And then, lo and behold, you’ll give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Salty foods make babies!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known throughout the area as a millionaire!
Because Uncle will be found in America
He will leave you an inheritance without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you'll gain from the shoes' laces!
So as not to get bored
We need to sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
If people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy,
So here's some advice for you:
Eat 3 kilograms of salt
And a big bag of sweets.,
Then drink some vodka...
You'll be happy for the life of you!
I was chatting here, joking...
Still didn’t please someone
I see someone's sad eyes...
Well, there will be dancing for you too...
Scenario for the 55th anniversary (for a woman)
Script Lead: Dear colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we are in friendly fun company, in our so-called “banquet hall” we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
Why are there so many people?
All my friends have gathered here,
For a well-deserved rest,
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two A's for you,
How quickly the years fly by
But for a reason like this
Don't be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25,
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be sad!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you like before?
I walked - my ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
The bones are overgrown with meat,
Features are rounded:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to with your bones.
And those eyes with a sparkle
They'll drive anyone crazy!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Today please accept our congratulations
We are pleased to congratulate you and wish you
Still work, still dare.
Do not grow old in soul and appearance
Be blooming as before.
Keep the flame of the soul and continue to love.
Be as beautiful as always for you for many years to come.
(A gift is given)
The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I'm Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.
Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Host: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a glorious anniversary.
So that the fun continues,
I’ll tell everyone: “Pour it!”
I suggest you drink to these wonderful wishes!
Host: You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But we really did have a little pensioner.
Leading: A word of congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. The hour has come for retirement!
It happens to us once in a lifetime!
2.We came here today
I wish you many years to come,
Please accept Lyubasha from us
Hello pensioners.
3. I worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain,
This is why, dear,
You have been given a pension.
4.Will you stay at home?
You will be bored, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will immediately look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone without hiding anything:
Every age has its own charm!
6. Our age only brings experience
He doesn't age you at all:
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Don’t be sad and don’t be sad,
There's no going back to those days of old
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We would like to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Do not know sorrows and grief.
9.And we wish you continued
Not getting old, but getting younger.
Multiply series of fives
Yes, live in abundance
Without despondency and problems,
To be needed always and by everyone.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. Based on all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.
Responsibilities: (on screen)
Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and give a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink to the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
So that your wallet is always tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we're talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and shoulder
V family life for her. AND
So, word from the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty is there in the world:
Sun, blue sky,
And spring flowers
They can't compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side,
There was everything: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on our door.
We won't let her into the house
Let him walk longer
When he comes again later,
Let him not find us at home.
You are my good one
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.
I give you this song. “I love you to tears” or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort you at the right moment.
I want to drink to the fact that you exist!
Leading: Today telegrams were sent to the hero of the day. Let me read them
Telegrams:
Granny, hello, don't be sad,
The candy is out, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to a beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
Endowed with considerable intelligence.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink to the parents of our hero of the day, let them too have fun and pleasure today.
Dear guests! We learned a lot today about the hero of the day, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him yet. The floor is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary
Happy thirty year anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate takes them -
Everyone came here today.
We wish you health
And a long life without worries,
Good luck, happiness and luck!
The time has come for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses and drink to the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__ Ivan's anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to have a glass to begin with.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not canceled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on this significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends.
We do not give to the birthday boy
No headsets, no rings,
You'll probably receive it warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I offer the floor to congratulate my friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children’s nursery group “Mouse” has come to your holiday!
Congratulates Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten,
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior nursery team.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy Uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drop some red into your glasses.
Believe it if you want
Believe it or not if you want it,
There is an animal wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called “moose”
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
So that you DREAM about good things, so that things succeed
May everything always come true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot,
But now all the strength has begun to blossom.
Let hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May he be full of success!
We don’t want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, that there will be a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. During those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes. And again in their souls good mood, the sun is shining in their souls again. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and stormy days, do not forget to take mango fruits. And if you don’t have juice on hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you that
The soul has not aged over the years.
So that creativity does not leave,
So that the table is wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To make your wife love you more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
May luck not leave you!
Listen, Ivan, this is the thing -
Vodka began to boil in the glasses,
So that she doesn't run out of steam,
We need to sip a little.
For a reason like this
Let's say a small toast.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank, so he drinks, as he beat, so he hits.
- Well, thank God, if only he wasn’t sick!
For the health of everyone present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We had a great time on your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving for the house and the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
Girls and women of all ages are very sensitive to the birthday holiday, with excitement and slight sadness they invite their best friends to visit and serve festive table.
It is very important for women to know that they are remembered and that they are loved very much! And festive scenes and small comic performances will help you show your reverent attitude towards the birthday girls.
Scene - a fabulous celebration
Younger women still remember imagining themselves as princesses or heroines famous fairy tales, so the scene “Cinderella” will serve as a good compliment for them. The following characters participate in the scene:
- Cinderella is the birthday girl. For this role you need a crown and shoes (can serve as a gift)
- Good Fairy - a shiny festive cap or hat and an improvised magic wand
- Evil sisters and stepmother - long skirts or wide scarves and bright makeup. You can simply paint your lips with bright red lipstick
A fairy appears in front of the guests.
- Fairy: Hello, dear guests! Today we have gathered here to congratulate our beloved and dear (name of the birthday girl). She manages everything for us: she does a great job at work, helps her friends and has fun with them, cooks wonderfully and keeps her house clean... like a real Cinderella! Today guests came to congratulate our Cinderella.
- Stepmother and sisters enter. They all speak in an insinuating, malicious voice and fake smiles.
- Stepmother: Cinderella! We have come to wish you a Happy Birthday!
- Fairy (addresses the guests almost in a whisper): And I will help them a little with this.
- First sister: I want to wish you, Cinderella, that you will sew dresses all your life! Fairy (waves her wand): only from the best fashion designers in the world!
- Second sister: No, not like that! I wish you... there are always only frogs!
- Fairy (says a spell): Or better yet, frog legs on a romantic trip to Paris!
- The sisters are crying: Mom, what is it that the fairy is stopping us from congratulating Cinderella!
- Stepmother: That's because you want it wrong! Look! I wish, Cinderella, that you never marry a handsome prince!
- Fairy: Because you are already married to a real king! (for married people) or - because you will marry a real king! (for singles)
After this, shoes are brought out, which act as a gift or simply a prop for a scene, and are put on the birthday girl’s feet.
A sketch for a woman's birthday - the whole camp
Scenes and pranks with gypsies, of course, cannot be called classic, but they are certainly popular among the people! For this skit, you will need a female volunteer among the guests to play the gypsy. Guests should be warned and have change with them. Required details:
- Bright makeup
- Flowing black hair
- A large amount of jewelry, especially necklaces around the neck
- Long skirt and many colored scarves
In the middle of the festive evening, a gypsy runs into the room, dancing to the sounds of a tambourine, and begins the performance:
Gypsy: Ay, dear guests, good evening to you, good hosts! I trampled a hundred roads and walked through a hundred cities before I came to you. And I came to tell you your fate! I feel like something happy is going to happen today! Well, who wants to know first, don’t be shy?
He runs up to the first guest - a man. It’s better if it’s the birthday girl’s lover.
Gypsy: Gild your pen, dear! (The man gives a coin. The gypsy woman looks at the palm thoughtfully). I see that today you will meet your destiny, that today you will see your love and you will have a lot of happiness with this queen of hearts, you are our king of diamonds!
She runs up to the next person – the birthday girl’s best friend.
Gypsy: Hey, beauty, don’t be stingy, I’ll tell you the whole truth and show you! (Receives a coin). I see that you have a faithful friend in your life, blue eyes (or the color of the birthday girl’s eyes), hair the color of a golden ray (or the color of the birthday girl’s hair)! Take care of her, beauty, she will always be your faithful assistant!
Approaches the parents of the birthday girl.
Gypsy: May you be healthy good people! Take pity on the poor orphan too! (The gypsy is poured a glass and given a snack. She drinks and eats it.) Aw thank you and your home! I foresee that today you will have a happy and joyful day, because you have found a great treasure in life...
Then the gypsy notices the birthday girl.
Gypsy: What a beauty stands before me! Oh-oh-oh! Now I see who illuminated this house with clear light today!
The gypsy woman gets up and says a toast of congratulations to the birthday girl and gives a gift.
Scenes - seeds
These easy little games will help charge the entire holiday table with positivity and give a good atmosphere to your celebration.
- Ladder
All women love compliments. Therefore, this game is based on them. Everyone sits at the table and pours alcohol into their glasses. The first guest says: “I wish you to be...” and one word of wishes, for example - beautiful. The next guest says the wishes of the previous guest and his own. The third guest says the wishes of the first two and his own. At the same time, wishes should not be repeated.
So the game moves in a circle, increasing in intensity. The guest who cannot repeat all the wishes drinks. And the game starts over.
- Rabid Rabbit
This activity requires 2 volunteers and a host. The host announces that now one volunteer must wish for another animal, and he must show it so that the other guests can guess who it is. The presenter must know which animal the volunteer will wish for. Let it be a rabbit.
While the volunteers go into another room to wish for an animal, the host quietly announces to the guests that the volunteer will show a rabbit.
When the volunteers return and one begins to show the animal, everyone tries hard to pretend that they do not understand who he is showing. As a result, after a couple of minutes the volunteer himself turns into a rabid rabbit.
In fact, the main thing in congratulating a woman on her birthday is a feeling of affection, care, love. Therefore, it doesn’t matter how you decide to congratulate the birthday girl: with a funny or touching scene, funny jokes or pleasant compliments. The main thing is for her to feel happy on her special day.
Holiday. Anyone who hears this word involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays boil down to drinking, fighting and screaming. Having a fun and interesting anniversary is not that difficult. Especially when it comes to a woman’s birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives simply deserve a grand celebration. Apply a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.
Preparation
The holiday scenario needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet of paper, and the props must be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. You don't have to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in own home, usually everything you need is easily found there. Every competition, skit, and congratulations on a woman’s anniversary should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste. When choosing a theme for the holiday, take into account the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and laugh at them professional activity. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will stay out of the way and have fun!
30 years old is the best age
Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, and not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the east. The Shah, the oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovich, will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, and props for black servants. Give all men present the task of coming up with a compliment for the hero of the day. For the servants, pull black stockings over their heads, put on beads, flower wreaths, straw skirts - whatever you can think of for the look. Wide robes and turbans are also suitable. Invite any male guest, preferably a relaxed one, to play the role of Shah. Dress him up in a chic outfit, a turban, and put family polka-dot panties on his clothes as props!
A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 30th birthday will begin with the culprit being carried into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves walk around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and lower the hero of the day onto the floor under her white little hands. The presenter begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of the Arabian tree! The Shah himself and the ruler of the land of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks an incomprehensible gibberish language. The presenter asks to invite an interpreter. Give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper in advance, and let him read them as a translator.
"You broke my heart,
I will marry you!
A 33rd wife never hurts!
Gather your family, I'm loading you on a camel,
And we’ll go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!”
Presenter: “Now the Shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with elements of striptease to oriental music. Having thrown off his prop attire, he remains in his family's polka-dot shorts.
Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the birthday girl’s hand, say his compliment as a congratulation.
35 - there’s nowhere to get such a beauty
The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the wrinkles and extra folds that have appeared. Remind her how attractive she is: men still pay attention to a young girl. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 35th birthday will take place on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns and halos to the head, and dress the child as Cupid.
The presenter addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to your horoscope you are a Goddess! And your relatives came down from Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you to always remain as incomparable!”
The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.
Presenter: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry as a child, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now everyone understands why everything in life works out better for her than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let’s all raise our glasses and take turns telling our Goddess one good parting word!”
Guests raise their glasses and say what they wish (goodness, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their words on a small piece of paper. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he presents this gift to the hero of the day: “Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light.”
Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.
Presenter: “Today Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will love this scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool moments will come from the appearance of a new hero. The role of Hercules should be the frailest and thinnest guest you can find!
“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Presenter: “Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes.” Hercules pretends to exert superhuman strength and breaks the thread.
Presenter: “Hercules will lift 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” The pre-prepared can says “5 tons.” Hercules lifts weights and receives applause!
The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.
Berry
Everyone knows the expression “At 45, the woman is a berry again!” Under this motto, a congratulations sketch will be held on the anniversary of a woman turning 45! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed in raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, cherry, blueberry, and watermelon costumes. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, or an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.
Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! Just as young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The sketch begins with congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the release of cherries.
“Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,
Bright, sweet and beautiful!
So that everyone wants you
And they looked enviously!”
Strawberry:
“I wish you happiness, juicy like me!
To have a lot of money
So that there is a broom outside the door.
Banknotes you will take revenge on them
And take it to the piggy bank!”
“How many bones are there in me -
I wish you so many diamonds!
Place them in boxes,
Shine through life and shine!”
“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is that I am healthy!
So that you will always be like me
Both beautiful and necessary
Could cure a cold
And to amuse the children!”
Half my life
A congratulations sketch for a woman's 50th birthday should be funny and musical! The best solution is congratulations from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long, bright skirts for the guests to wear, and shirts for the men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and pieces of fabric, gathered with elastic. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Choose energetic music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and fiery scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool costumes will complement the picture, and a bear coming out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will create a sensation!
Gypsies surround the birthday girl and dance around her. An old gypsy woman comes out with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form so that only she understands!
Pirates attack
Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always turns out funny and interesting. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 55th birthday will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, or box of chocolates.
You can ask children for pirate paraphernalia: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. A congratulations sketch for a woman’s anniversary will be full of adventure. Place the birthday girl on a chair and put her in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete comic pirate tasks in order to free the hero of the holiday.
Quests
Task 1
The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.
Task 2
Now the talent competition. The pirate and the guest dance a fiery dance or sing karaoke.
Task 3
One of the pirates and a guest show their athletic abilities: they do push-ups, squats, jump rope, whoever does it longer.
After all the tasks have been completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink to her health.
Grandfather's wife
A congratulations scene for a woman’s 60th birthday can be done in a fairy-tale style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy-tale characters will come to congratulate her. More familiar and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The host explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests have come to her and want to give her gifts. They enter dressed up in fairy tale characters guests.
Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing but a woman, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me!” It will be boring - come and visit us, we’ll throw some seagulls and fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden to fetch your granddaughters!” Next, Baba Yaga hands over keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.
Koschey: “Actually, I was flying to get married!” But since it’s your anniversary here, I’ll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow!” Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!
Have fun from the heart
Do not spend the holidays boringly, without competitions and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and don’t lose
